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Posts That Were Thanked by Technologist

  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    lol nascar isnt that the retarded one where they drive round in circles
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  2. Octavian motherfucker
    My damage is bigger, beware.
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  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, if they don't use it, they lose it. It's basically muscles.

    Are you actually a virgin? The labia minora is not a muscle lol
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  4. Originally posted by WellHung You were found when you got drunk and gave up the pussy, the first night he saw you and walked up and put his dick right up to your ass, on the dance floor…

    Every great romance starts with alcohol and anal sex. It’s not even worth proceeding if this doesn’t happen.
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  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist How’d you guess Matt? We had butt secks in front of everyone. Then I let all the men in the club tap it. 😁

    Atta gurl. I knew you were cool.
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ohfralala Goddamnit Aldra you gave the baby more eyes.

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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian It's far too long too be a normal headache. I've drastically reduced my sugar intake so I'm hoping it's just withdrawal from that. Had half an easter egg in the hopes of it subsiding.

    That’s exactly what it sounds like to me , sugar withdrawals

    Lmao@ half an Easter egg
    I hope it worked Oct


    Ot

    So today was crazy ... I was basically the only one working on my whole wing tonight ..they sent two people for a couple hours who basically they could have kept

    My bosses kept telling me I rock and it felt so good inside because I Legit wanted to call off today

    And the patients were even telling me I’m a hard worker

    I take great pride in working hard but sometimes I over work myself but If I called off they would have been in a bad bad situation... I’m glad it all worked out

    Something funny I just thought about.. whenever I want to call off and get to work someone always says something extremely meaningful , insightful or just super fuqn nice to me ....and I’m like in my head saying;
    I’m glad I didn’t call in 😋


    And it’s Friday night so I’m most definitely about to get LIT 🙃
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Booby traps have been set.






    I also installed some soundproofing along my walls so I won't be distracted by suffering screams or cries for help.

    I will become a productivity magician.
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  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Zooks I severed all contact with my associates for the same reason. Poisonous vices is was what brought us together but for me it was the social aspect of having someone there. I realized those people are what brought me down and made me worse. To be honest there was no encouragement needed but I knew If I was to save myself I had to be rid of any negative influences.

    You're a smart guy with so much potential, find others who mirror you and are ambitious and not going to be worm food in the next 10 years. As you know I've given up everything cause I know if I don't, I'll sure as hell be in a worse position or even dead. I'm looking forward to finding new outlets in life and spending time with people that are not constrained by chemicals and are genuine human beings. I feel the past 15+ years of my life have been wasted surrounding myself with poisonous people.

    It's hard to break the cycle but boy is it worth it.
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by 🐿 {\__/}
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    / >🍿


    (・_・)っ
    (っ / Wakey Wakey
    Lノ┘

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    ⊂(・_・ )
     ヽ ⊂二/ eggs and
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    FORCED ANAL POUNDING
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Octavian Someone please explain plurals to me, I've never bothered to ask. I thought it was another word for alts lol.

    schizophrenia
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  12. Originally posted by Technologist Ok,
    What’s Space dust?

    Space Dust IPA
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  13. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Krow, how does it feel to be directly responsible for 9/11? You could have stopped it... You knew it was happening....and you just let it happen

    That's horrible
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  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian GGG do you prefer insects or humans?

    Depends on the insect really

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "insect"!
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  15. Octavian motherfucker
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  16. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Somebody took techs Cloudsong?
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  17. Octavian motherfucker
    I was going to say Zooks, was that crack whore not marriage material? Sounded like you were on a delusional euphoric high at the time. One of those moments when you come down or wake up the next day cringing to death at the naivete of it all.

    "Like, she is such a nice girl, we have so much in common and she can snort lines loike, this big, (opens arms widely), I think she's loike, a genuine human being and we've been having a meth filled heart to heart for the past 36 hours! I think I'm going to marry her........


    Loike"
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah but does it matter when you're printing shit directly onto them?

    might as well fish out a log and wipe your ass with that
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  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist What does spirolactone do? Guess I could look it up, but thought I’d ask?

    Oops spelled it wrong, but you know what I mean!

    It stops your body from producing testosterone and the estrogen makes you grow tits and have soft skin and feminine features. I am amazed how well they work.

    Medical science and transhumanism

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transhumanism
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  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Technologist What does spirolactone do? Guess I could look it up, but thought I’d ask?

    Oops spelled it wrong, but you know what I mean!

    It's a diuretic. I was given it after my heart operation.

    It also blocks androgens, so I had lovely clear skin too.
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