2020-06-19 at 12:10 AM UTC
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I went to jail once
Well seeing as that 12 year old bitch cat fished me, (she said she was 10). I ended up doing hard time. (2 years on the nonce wing). Then I got deported and now spend my days drinking myself silly and drawing pigs. Before all that though I was a top notch sex offender, all the kids on Myspace loved me. This was long before "Metoo" and all those Libtard, Woke Fem whores ruined it for us.
Those were the days.
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2020-06-18 at 6:15 PM UTC
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i just did 17 push-ups
Hiki can do 200 push ups with his nose.
Beat that.
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Ancient chinese secret: aunt jemima was one of Betty Crocker's slaves. Thank you.
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "slave"!
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I'm going to need to see the bodycam footage from all the events prior to leading up to this event obviously we arent seeing the whole story just another media hoax
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2020-06-18 at 12:12 AM UTC
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Anal play
Originally posted by larrylegend8383
Love when you're gettin that ass and after awhile you pull out and it makes that suction cup sound 😍
Same. And then I look up at his eyes and we just have a moment.
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Originally posted by Technologist
Going through my every morning sneeze-a-thon, and blowing the hell outta my nose. I never had allergies. Me thinks I have them now😠
Welcome to the club
We meet everu Tuesday and Thursday to swap Claritin prescriptions
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There is no bodycam footage.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Well thats because you're easily weirded out. Are you by chance a woman?
nigga stfu with your "weird things aren't weird because I'm hardcore and ur not" shit it proves nothing.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Its not ironic, i did it to tool you around and make that post that. You're my pull the string doll. You dork
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*tokez*
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2020-06-15 at 5:14 AM UTC
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Candy rain has no one to fuck
Originally posted by Technologist
G-man,
You gotta keep me outta this mess. Not my style. I don’t do internet teams.
Okay new list
People on candyrein's side
Frala (alcoholic)
Scron (tweaker)
Bill Bill Krozbyby (rapist)
Vinny (pedophile)
CandyRein (black)
People in the cool club
Octavian (male model)
Grylls (international stud)
Mmq (stand up comedian)
Me (published author and musician)
People unaffiliated with either side but r still super cool
Technologist (cancer survivor and mamma bear)
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Originally posted by Technologist
My gosh someone has been out there since 8 am sawing down a tree.
😫
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2020-06-14 at 6:42 AM UTC
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Candy rain has no one to fuck
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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2020-06-14 at 6:24 AM UTC
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Candy rain has no one to fuck
Originally posted by CandyRein
I message people all the time and they don’t bring it up randomly lol
When was it??
Answer :)
Less than 2 months ago, unless my math is off.
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God damn I'm a really nice guy irl but fuck me if I wouldnt love to genuinely just kick hiki in the face repeatedly with my steel toed boot until she just gurgled something about some retarded shit and I gave a final kick to end her faggot life.
I went into the flesh net today I am so proud of myself.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi
OP has the taste of a 12 year old girl
is this a taste you're familiar with
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2020-06-13 at 3:32 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
also, I may be a bad dog, this is hard to type but I shit on the carpet this am,, it was just 2.5 dollops tho,, I laughed for 15 min
I thought it was a fart while wiping my ass and I had turned away from the bowl for some fucked up reason but anyways like I said i thought it was a fart that was havin issues so I pulled one cheek to the side and shit on the carpet, I'm still laughing my ass off while typing this so I do hope it brings feelings to you all preferably funny feelings.
PS
I did remove the carpet.
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2020-06-12 at 3:58 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
I bought too many eggs again today so decided to have some fun with them
Not sure what happened to Kenny but fuck it
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2020-06-12 at 3:55 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Tech says she thinks Mexicans are the master race.
rite mommy? :)
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2020-06-12 at 1:55 PM UTC
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Candy rain can't explain
she is a huge tool. She got the personality of a 13 year- old girl.
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