Fuck I'm so sick and terrified. I haven't consumed *insert latest faggot trend* in days. I'm so full of pain and cramps and I need advice on nis on how to cope without *trendy faggotry*
Uggh fuck normies
Rape, plunder and ravage our planet because fuck your grandkids and Jesus said so. And if you ain't down with that you're just one of those faggot scientific bleeding vagina jedi muslim nigger communist devil worshipping anti American union member transexual ligers.
2018-09-02 at 12:25 AM UTC
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I'm melting and my dick hurts
Hitler would have had you gassed for being a junkie and for being a crybaby pussy.
WHITE POW... lol
2018-09-01 at 3:51 PM UTC
in
Patron & four loko
eat biscuits and gravy, drink a beer or two.
2018-09-01 at 3:48 PM UTC
in
I'm melting and my dick hurts
"I'm confused and scared"
lol
It's all a smoke screen. The Indonesians did it so they could take our lucky charms
You know what's good? Home brew.
2018-08-30 at 1:49 PM UTC
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LMRAO
So Matt were you actually Cup on DH too?
2018-08-29 at 9:15 PM UTC
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*buys a pet*
I'm gonna buy a pet tarantula and train him to suck the life outta you junkies
Oh. So everyone is a drug addict because they breathe oxygen.
Op shotgun to the face asap
Don, you gots no juice.
Matt, you'd probably fly into a rage when they laughed at you.
You know your soft cookie ass would be walking around holding the lining of some guys pocket wearing red lipstick ya faggot
Now I'm sure most people can agree that Matt doesn't have the balls to do that, he prefers to stalk women from a distance.
But all you dumb bitches that even give him the time of day deserve anything negative that comes your way.
Yeah letting it go for a few days is satisfying. Sometimes I get a kick out of going into work looking a ragged as possible for days, then out of nowhere coming in with a clean shave, haircut, lookin right. Have to remind em.
Cut your dick off already