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Posts by larrylegend8383

  1. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mikeyagain All you bitches need to post a real pic..

    Stop being a skank Mikey
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    You crazy Wren
  3. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cupocheer hohoho that's funny

    Any one who knows corn knows the best corn is hybred and immediately after picked should be shucked, double-cut and put up. Talk about a great taste at the Christmas dinner table.

    You really get my blood flowing when you talk like that...
  4. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I eat that boonkie
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    wellfed*
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    Aww that's cute Matchew is trying to get a job
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    Because you can't get it up? Just a guess.
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    I'd dirty box them then literally rip their throat out
  9. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ What would you call your body wash if you made one?

    I'd call mine..

    Power Eagle or maybe HotKid

    Power Eagle might be an old spice wash already. Sounds like it could be.

    How about Zombie. Each scent could be colored to the scent name. Blood/red, Guts/greenish brown, and for Darrell- Nuts/pearly white.
  10. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Narc Yeah I know they call lynx, axe over there. I think lynx sounds way better tho. Axe is a dumb name for deoderant.



    .

    Axe is shit


    And Lynx sounds pretty similar to minx which is pretty feminine.
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    CupOcheeR posts
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    good thread
  13. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cupocheer You can handle that little thing, or so I've heard.

    You trying to say I could fuck your ear hole??
  14. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cupocheer Be All That You Can Be


    LMRAO

    Jerk me off, Cup.
  15. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Cut as much sugar out of my diet as possible and have more energy than I did drinking redbulls and monsters.

    Long story short, abs and fuck your mother.
  16. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I have a phobia of water. I use baby wipes and wet towelettes. For the wet towelettes I let my roommate wring it out for me. When it rains I wear a contamination suit[DuPont™ Tyvek® Coverall with Hood Bulk to be exact] before traveling outside. People look at me weird, so I look back at them weird while whispering the rain is killing you and you don’t even know it ya big dummy. And, by any chance, if it starts raining when I’m out and about, I’m in grave danger. I will stay there forever until it stops. Fuck that. When I drink water, I always close my eyes before doing so and think happy stuffs. When I have to urine, I turn off the lights. If I’m in a public restroom, I closed my eyes very tightly while counting backwards from 30. Thank god for hand sanitizer.

    Toothpaste- Colgate or crest
    Soap- Axe body wash/ dove for men
    Toothbrush- oral b-10 speed automatic
    Deodorant- men dove care different kinds
    Cologne- only the expensive kinds Boss Hugo, Gucci, Armani, Lacoste, Joop to name a few
    Shampoo- I’m bald headed(shine with baby oil)
    Conditioner- I’m bald headed(shine with baby oil)
    Laundry- everything lavender, even the fabric sheets. Smells heavenly.
    House appliances- Pine, Clorox, ammonia, disinfectant wipes(Clorox) dishwasher cleaner with citric acid, drano gel, glade cinnamon or vanilla spray, fabulouso(lavender)

    But what kind of shit paper do you use, Durkel?
  17. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Chi Chi
  18. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Na I was the matKAR and I used to sleep by my toilet lulz
  19. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Shower before work and after work/gym daily.
  20. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Mewsik Yes I put it in coffee or tea or a fruit drink (I did not drink soda) like the amount of an eraser head.

    Thanks for clarifying Larry - who were you on DH. I see you must be a DH'er because of your join date?

    I was Thatguy. I'm only 4'7.
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