Posts by larrylegend8383

1. 2018-11-24 at 7:02 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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   watching THE GAME
2. 2018-11-24 at 3:39 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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   intoxicated and aroused
3. 2018-11-23 at 9:38 PM UTC in Hey DontTellEm
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   It'll be ok, Enter.
4. 2018-11-23 at 9:21 PM UTC in Hey DontTellEm
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   This is some Johnny level shit
5. 2018-11-23 at 3:46 PM UTC in What do you see?
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   I see a mushroom growing from a pile of shit
6. 2018-11-23 at 3:39 PM UTC in Black Friday is the quintessential example of American consumerism...
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   Folks, the only specials Wellfed is interested in are the happy hour deals at IHOP
7. 2018-11-22 at 11:50 AM UTC in We never went to the moon
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   Originally posted by -SpectraL One of the greatest hoaxes ever perpetrated on the American people. Even bigger than the staged 9/11 attacks and the swapping of the Olympic for the Titanic.

   
   I heard shoplifting body builders switched the Olympic and Titanic..
8. 2018-11-22 at 3:24 AM UTC in Would white people even exist if it wasn't for potatoes?
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   I can count to potato in my sleep
9. 2018-11-21 at 8:34 PM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
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   Originally posted by mmQ Yep you fellas are right. I brought it on myself and I got what I deserved.
   
   It all comes back to you, you're bound to get what you deserve
   Try and test that, you're bound to get served.
   
   I got served.
   
   Survd

   
   It's alright man. Anyone who claims to be a drinker is lying if they never got their ass kicked in a bar at least once.
10. 2018-11-21 at 1:57 PM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
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    Walker, Texas Ranger.
11. 2018-11-21 at 1:52 PM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm far from skinny. I'm over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds. I worked loss prevention at K-Mart for 10 years. Can you just imagine the number of fights I've been in, and how many different kinds of people I've went up against? Cops, body builders, martial arts experts, ambassadors, internal employees, crazy people, huge people, drugged-out people, every kind of person imaginable. I've made over 5,000 apprehensions, and do you really think most people just go along quietly? Not a chance. Most people do not go quietly. Add to that, you are working gangs and professional lifters in groups, so it's often just me against all them out in the parking lot. I've been dragged from cars, mobbed, ambushed, everything imaginable. The likes of you wouldn't last half a minute with the likes of me.

    
    LOL body builders and martial arts experts are frequent shop lifters at Kmart? Sounds legit.
12. 2018-11-21 at 5:37 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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    Originally posted by 🐿 Fuck me, two thumbsup.

    
    Right in the ass. Round of applause.
13. 2018-11-21 at 1:16 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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    Dad jokes. Thumbsup, subscribe.
14. 2018-11-21 at 12:49 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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    Lee's chicken and not feeling very well now
15. 2018-11-21 at 12:46 AM UTC in Can you be both proud and insecure about the same thing?
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    Definitely. Someone could have spent multiple years being overweight then lost most of it, leading to feeling proud of what they accomplished yet insecure they still don't look good enough
    
    Or even proud of learning to cook certain foods but insecure about letting someone important to them eat it
16. 2018-11-20 at 6:41 PM UTC in Single paragraph stories.
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    Two Thursdays from now I'm going to turn on the evening news to find that Daryyl and Vinny were picked up in a prostitution sting. During the investigation they will discover a massive money laundering scheme traced back to Vinny famiry restaurant. At the trial totse2k will testify that it's a conspiracy and all the information about it was deleted by Lanny because of the poison chems in the air. I'll have chicken fried rice for dinner and sleep just fine.
17. 2018-11-20 at 4:42 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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    Cup over there military pressing too much
18. 2018-11-20 at 9:50 AM UTC in Lanny and Spectral don't see eye to eye...
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    Furthermore, his estrogen fueled nipples cause animals in the wild to feel a certain bond with him comparable to a newborn suckling a mother in a dew soaked field.
19. 2018-11-20 at 9:22 AM UTC in Lanny and Spectral don't see eye to eye...
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    Unlike a magnetic compass, Matt's gyno afflicted breasts point south. Folks, they are very visible through his shirt. It is quite humorous.
20. 2018-11-19 at 5:49 PM UTC in Folks, why is Vindictive Vinny so fucking gay?
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    Matthew tell us the story of your mental breakdown again.