Originally posted by DontTellEm
:) Right I don’t think I can comprehend pages of ‘Hope “your all” having a good day!’ Like ur narrative to no one ya goon. Ur welcome.
Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by Regina George.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
cats are hard to get in vt unless you pay for them so I been lookin for a cat for over a year and the other day I was checking out a lift next to a barn that looked like i could afford it so I pulled into the driveway to see about it but no one was home except about 30 cats,, so I stopped by 3 or 4 times before catching the peopel home, 2 people standing out on the other side of a car that hadnt been there so as I pull in and get out I see a woman holding a new born, no a bearded man holding a new born and an old woman standing there so I ask a question and the woman holding a new born, no the bearded man holding the new born if the lift was for sale,, I got nothing but a stare back from the woman holding the new born, no the man holding the new born, so I turn to the old woman and ask her she says its not for sale and I ask if they would rent it out as I'm a painter and need a lift every now and again she says no, so I ask about the cats and if she has kittens she would part with and she says maybe and starts talking to the woman holding the newborn, no it was a bearded man holding the new born but anyways they talk about the different cats /kittens that will be old enough to part with and as they are talking I realize it is a woman and she does have a FULL BEARD and STASH, as realizing this I start to notice how deformed that cats are,, they all look like they were from pet cemetery movie all jacked up and messed the fuk up. well I have to think daddy would be the only one to love the bearded woman to impregnate her, or maybe her brother but no free man in his right mind would tap that shit for fear of getting seen.. anyways I'm thinking I don't need one of those cats
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In the village of Kinkou, there lived a maiden fair With eyes like the ocean and sunlight in her hair Her name was Kinkou, a beauty so rare But alas, her heart was beyond my despair
I longed for her love, but she did not see The depth of my affection, my loyalty I showered her with gifts, with poems and praise But she remained indifferent, lost in her own grace
I watched her from afar, my heart filled with pain As she danced in the meadow, under the gentle rain Her laughter like music, her smile like the sun But to her, I was just another one
I wished for her to see me, to feel what I felt But she was a mirage, a dream that would not melt I tried to forget her, to move on and be free But my heart was bound, to Kinkou's decree
She was the light in my darkness, the hope in my despair But Kinkou was a vision, an enchanting snare She would never be mine, never love me back And so I remained a silent, lovelorn hack
I watched her from afar, as she twirled and she spun In her world of beauty, of light and of fun And though she never loved me, I couldn't help but see That Kinkou was so beautiful, and that was enough for BradleyB.
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Originally posted by Bradley
Have you considered fasting or drinking water in place of meals? Exercising the body a little bit to tone up? Perhaps calling me on video messenger while I masturbate?
LOL
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