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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm lol. Ur chemistry smart young frewn . Get lost ya weird

    yeah i'm a master chemist in the bedroom that specializes in EXPLOSIVE reactions ;) dm Elbow butthole pics

    This was named for Joseph LeConte, a Civil War chemist and teacher at the University. He had conceived a plan to produce nitrates, which were in scarce supply, by collecting urine from the folks who were not fighting and converting it to sodium nitrate, or โ€œsaltpeterโ€ in the armory on Arsenal Hill. This led to an apocryphal statement by a Union soldier that it was bad enough to be hit by a Reb bullet but dis-tressing to know that it was propelled by the patriotism of Southern women.

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  2. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Too bad I don't care how you people feel. If you had more braincells maybe I wouldn't find myself more interesting to talk with.

    I get it, coming here to talk to yourself must be boring af
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  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    he would do it for me and if I don't I'll have to think about if I should have for the rest of my life and I would rather try and know
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  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Rick Files.
    rick is in a death camp retirement home, last week i went down to see him and they had him suppressed on drugs, I told him to tell them to stop with the sedative's and he did,, today he was clear headed other than insisting he had a new Porcha out in the parking lot anyway I stole it and drove it home, he says itl do 180 mph but it looks and rides like a 24 year old tacoma so that sucks. buy anyways I have to fix up the back half of the trailer so he can come home, that may very well be good youtube/ tiktok content.
    oh I need to go back down to see rick and make some content from the old folks home ,, but anyways I stopped at his old old folks home,, the nice one he got booted from to get some of his stuff and the head lady there followed me outside to tell me the bitch that reported him was lying about what happened and rick didnt do anything and she was sad he got kicked out.
    she also told me the place he is in now was horrible, I told her I thought so but wasnt sure,, she said be sure and gave me her number so i could call her to help get on all kinds of assistance for him and some pay 4 me.


    I'm hi and tired of typing
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  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    got my truck legal today, got pulled over on the way home,,lol
    he was standing in the road at a wreck and I guess my tire crossed over the yellow line so he motioned for me to stop so I did,, he was bossy and i tried to argue with him about it but he wouldnt let me talk,, that really winds me up but he said the other cop and the line man all saw it so I knew there was no point in continuing so I said ok so now what,, he said ima run your plates and started to the front of the truck and I said hey, don't run those plates run these plates and handed him my new plates and paper work from the dmv, so he did and let me go
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  6. Originally posted by Dirtbag I need 10 hours sleep and to go somewhere quiet tomorrow. Not sure where the anxiety is coming from. Today I tried to find woods but didn't get that far.

    What you need is to shut the fuck up, no one gives a shit about your empty life.
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  7. Might want to change it from Annual meeting to weekly.
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  8. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    DTE Is super salty always <333333
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  9. Originally posted by DontTellEm lol why are u getting on a plane & not driving Richie rich


    Bc itd cost more in gas to drive. Plus 5 hrs drive time. And i just got offmy 2nd job at 3am. Been working 4 different jobs on and off and im supposed to start training as a bartender next weekend. Im too tired to drive anywhere rn.
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  10. No i talk about her a lot. I was just recounting stories of some fucked up situations, but they definitely hasnt been the norm.

    I wish i was going to Greece instead of San Francisco. ๐Ÿ˜”
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  11. Yeah i give it a lot of time and attention. Its one of my faves. But def not something id do with a random bar chick.
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  12. Killing time until my flight
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  13. I dont eat out random hippies. I do very much enjoy the pastime, but not that specific scenario.
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  14. My after highschool,msituationship had me burn her with cigarettes and pull garbage bags over her head when we fucked. Or cutting off her pants with a boxcutter. She expressed wanting me to come in at night while she was sleeping and slap her around and use force, but eventually i got the pixture that it was just her trauma dumping and it was likely to backfire. I never put a gun to he head, but shed ride me with a razor blade against her throat, slice her own lip and tongue, etc.

    And the black chick that gave me herpes wanted me to punch her in the face and call her a nigger, spit on her. Like shed fight me full on and tell me she had slave nigger strength, and wouldnt let up until i got frustrated and put her in a chokehold to make her stop trying to wrestle. Absolute fucking schizo.
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  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Imagine if bad b had a crush on Michael Myers ๐Ÿ˜† LOL

    Kafka crying wolf again ๐Ÿ˜‚ imagine

    [flashbacks of Bradley asking if I want to be his boyfriend]
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole


    ๐Ÿ’–


    Beetle juice
    Beetle juice
    Beetle juice

    ๐Ÿชฒ ๐Ÿฅค

    Iโ€™m excited for this ๐Ÿ’–
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  17. ner vegas African Astronaut
    she's cool
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  18. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I like Kinkou.
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  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    In my experience if you have most women alone, kiss them on the mouth and put your hand on their crotch they will agree to anything.

    But when I was younger I had two questionable situations. Not ski mask type of deals or even screaming or anything but situations where women would say no or put up some resistance in a situation where we are already close to fucking. Like they're saying no but daring me to do it anyway. Both times when I got my dick in them they quit resisting and made normal noises that women do when they fuck. They weren't screaming for help or anything.

    I can understand this as well as the skimask/ziptie SA fantasies most women have. If I was a woman I wouldn't want to potentially reproduce with a guy who didn't have the balls to SA me either. And all the gay role playing when the guy has permission probably can't cut it. I think that's probably the thinking behind rape fantasies which I think like 90% of women have (my estimate).

    I was in a similar situation where I was talking to this woman (the other two were more casual) but we were alone in a situation where it wasn't as obvious as the other two. Like I wouldn't have been nearly as confident with a jury hearing it. Plus I'm older now and didn't care that much so I didn't try that hard. She seemed really interested in me before but afterwards she wasn't. Like she was turned off that I didn't.

    Am I the only one? What do women think of this?
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    but I'm just another fuck nigga on her hitlist
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