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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    I'm the light when you can't see

    I'm that air when you can't breathe

    I'm that feeling when you can't leave

    Some doubt, some believe, some lie, cheat, and deceive

    So it's only you and me

    When you weak, I'll make you strong, here's where you belong

    I ain't perfect, but I promise I won't do you wrong

    Keep you away from harm, my love is protected

    I'll wrap you in my arms so you'll never feel neglected

    I'll just make you aware of what we have is rare

    In the moment of despair, I'm the courage when you're scared

    Loyal, down for you, soon as I saw you

    Wanted to be there cause I could hold it down for you

    Be around for you, plant seeds in the soil

    Make love all night, bending bed coils

    You're a queen, therefore I treat you royal

    This is all for you, cause I simply adore youπŸ’—πŸŽ΅
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole


    All this money .. don’t mean chit.. if you don’t got nobody to share it with

    Love rules the world πŸŽ΅πŸ’—πŸ˜‡
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  4. I did mine

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  5. Wario...can...can we introduce you to https://literotica.com/? Cause this ain't the place to be open air masturbatin you know what I mean Vern? Well not like this anyhow at least. And you been jerkin off here for like...3 years now. Which is one rawhide dickskin too long.
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Do you hear what I hear?

    Said the night wind to the little lamb

    Do you see what I see?
    (Do you see what I see?)

    Way up in the sky, little lamb

    Do you see what I see?
    (Do you see what I see?)

    A star, 🌟 a star,🌟 dancing in the night

    With a tail as big as a kite
    With a tail as big as a kite

    Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy

    Do you hear what I hear?
    (Do you hear what I hear?)

    Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy

    Do you hear what I hear?
    (Do you hear what I hear?)

    A song, a song high above the trees

    With a voice as big as the sea
    With a voice as big as the sea

    🌊 🎡 🌊

    Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king

    Do you know what I know? (Do you know what I know?)

    In your palace warm, mighty king

    Do you know what I know? (Do you know what I know?)

    A Child, a Child shivers in the cold

    Let us bring him silver and gold
    Let us bring him silver and gold

    Said the king to the people everywhere!!

    Listen to what I say! (Listen to what I say!)

    Pray for peace, people, everywhere

    Listen to what I say! (Listen to what I say!)

    The Child, the Child sleeping in the night

    He will bring us goodness and light
    He will bring us goodness and light

    🌟 🎡
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  7. How can you be like 50 and not know how to wipe your ass properly
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  8. Originally posted by DontTellEm LOL @ pants. What’s the purpose for the open back πŸ˜‚

    So you can shit in the middle of the night without dropping your pants but end up catching the edge and then when you get back in bed your partner starts sniffing and says "DID YOU FUCKING SHIT YOURSELF???" Before throwing back the covers to reveal your shitty PJs and a skid mark on the sheets. "MY FUCKING GOD, YOU DID SHIT YOURSELF YOU FILTHY DOG".
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  9. da fuq
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  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Started looking at possible jobs the other day and went back to it this morning just to see who is hiring and what places are paying.
    It is alarming at the number of jobs available that don't pay a living wage but on the other hand that is why they are probably available.
    My goal is to keep moving up my hourly wage and even if I can't make a big leap in regards to that right now I'd still like something new to do.
    There are a couple of jobs I would like to apply to but at the same time I would feel a lot better waiting until after the holidays are over with.
    As I have a little time before I'm comfortable switching again I think I'll spend my time making profiles and resumes for the jobs that do interest me so when the time comes I can be prepared.
    Anyone else looking to try something new next year?
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  11. Originally posted by DontTellEm LOL wut?πŸ˜‚

    He said he drives like a grandma, bitch. We are growing old together and basically we are already old and feeble.
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  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready ^This

    Yeah don’t ever do that again motherfucker
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  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Nile I'll give thanks when u white devils go back across the Atlantic WHERE YOU BELONG.

    Enjoying the fruits of genocide? Taste good?

    Whatever. Happy Thanks giving I guess.

    Do tellem!
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  14. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol SMH

    yep, some peoples kids..
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  15. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    my family said dont bother coming to visit this year without youre vaxeen ( and my "papers" for it ( seriously? wtf, do they think they are Wes Watson and now I have to show my paperwork once I hit the yard? ) becuase they "aren't trying to die this holiday season". they told me to like.. "yeah, well see if youre hero Donald Trump wants to have thanksgiving with you"

    edited to improve my confusing GrAmMar and add my reaction to the paperwork thing
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  16. for 5 days, enjoy your turkey and stuffings. For those alone this year...fucking lol.
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  17. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I’m a Taurus

    Me tooooo! 😘
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  18. Nile bump
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Anyway, Nil u have long fingernails, in my humble opinion, u should cut them.

    Look how about a compromise, I'll clean the filth from under them, keep them clean and presentable but will allow them to grow.

    It's important that I let's them grow, it increases my spiritual power.
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  19. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Actually I have both. I'm a skilled professional in a long term relationship, while you are a single mother washed up service industry worker and live off SSI

    smh as the not so lovely DTE would say

    Let’s not get ahead of ourselves there, Scron.
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I believe it with all my heart and brains.

    Literally made me laugh out loud. I'm all over the placev
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