Wario...can...can we introduce you to https://literotica.com/? Cause this ain't the place to be open air masturbatin you know what I mean Vern? Well not like this anyhow at least. And you been jerkin off here for like...3 years now. Which is one rawhide dickskin too long.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
LOL @ pants. Whatβs the purpose for the open back π
So you can shit in the middle of the night without dropping your pants but end up catching the edge and then when you get back in bed your partner starts sniffing and says "DID YOU FUCKING SHIT YOURSELF???" Before throwing back the covers to reveal your shitty PJs and a skid mark on the sheets. "MY FUCKING GOD, YOU DID SHIT YOURSELF YOU FILTHY DOG".
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Started looking at possible jobs the other day and went back to it this morning just to see who is hiring and what places are paying. It is alarming at the number of jobs available that don't pay a living wage but on the other hand that is why they are probably available. My goal is to keep moving up my hourly wage and even if I can't make a big leap in regards to that right now I'd still like something new to do. There are a couple of jobs I would like to apply to but at the same time I would feel a lot better waiting until after the holidays are over with. As I have a little time before I'm comfortable switching again I think I'll spend my time making profiles and resumes for the jobs that do interest me so when the time comes I can be prepared. Anyone else looking to try something new next year?
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my family said dont bother coming to visit this year without youre vaxeen ( and my "papers" for it ( seriously? wtf, do they think they are Wes Watson and now I have to show my paperwork once I hit the yard? ) becuase they "aren't trying to die this holiday season". they told me to like.. "yeah, well see if youre hero Donald Trump wants to have thanksgiving with you"
edited to improve my confusing GrAmMar and add my reaction to the paperwork thing
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Actually I have both. I'm a skilled professional in a long term relationship, while you are a single mother washed up service industry worker and live off SSI
smh as the not so lovely DTE would say
Letβs not get ahead of ourselves there, Scron.
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