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Posts That Were Thanked by DontTellEm

  1. Todays lunchtime find.

    A heavy duty stun gun for the stunning price of $4.04.

    4 prongs for those stubborn abduction targets who wont go down with 2 prongs.

    (includes convenient carry case)

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  2. ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
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  3. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm gonna get Tam'd?
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  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    This is one of the stupidest fucking threads I've ever had the misfortune to read.

    Special mention to the guy who actually says something that seems reasonable in pointing out working adults are supposed to have savings for situations like this... before we're reminded he's a destitute amateur mushroom farmer/seasonal worker with no savings himself.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun I already said it! LJ does what LJ does.

    Same can be said for... Ya know...literally everybody.
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  7. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes lolwut what does that mean

    Means shes a pedophile that invites young girls over to her backyard to masturbate with her.
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  8. 🐿 African Astronaut
    You need a valium and a fuck lady.
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  9. Ghost Black Hole
    Unban! he didn't even do anything, bullshit.
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  10. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ScarletLetter Well, just who is—following who, around??? Aren’t You in MY thread?!

    I was just giving you some empowering emjois ma'am and then your blood pressure went sky high.
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  11. Originally posted by DontTellEm The Whiskey River here closed down a couple months ago, I think.

    We'll go to the one near me then after I buy you a steak dinner (insert hearteyed emote here)
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  13. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink


    man this girl at work has such tight fucking cheeks HUURRRRRR!
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  14. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ayds candy cancer2 be careful of what you wish for.

    you don't want to get a charlie horse under your sternum. it's a shitty way to go.

    Come at me faggot, I'll kill you
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  15. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Matt, your tits are still saggier and deflated then any womens.
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  16. We'll have to agree to disagree on this one son, She's a delightful princess who any frog would long for a kiss from.
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  17. Originally posted by mikeyagain Thanks, but I cleaned it, and it rarely types the same letter.. I know they all couldn't all be stuck…

    I have no doubt you've jizzed so many times on your keyboard that it's very possible for not only every key to be stuck but the fabric of time and space itself to be stuck together.
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  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]


    This is not mine, as you may know. But considering the FACT that lanny is a lost, meandering administrator with an alcoholic tendency, I shall try to spoof up the forum in the best ways that I know how.
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  19. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Mewsik Believe it or not, he banged the hottest chick on the site … I still scratch my head to that one. Not only banged 1 time … but we’re together for a bit.

    Attraction is a strange thing …

    You've been shooting everclear straight into your bloodstream if you think she was the hottest on there
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  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick My theory about how Lanny is the only real person and we're all expressions of his sexuality is more parsimonious.

    stfu lanny, you dirty whoring slag of a transvestite cockless buffalo-bill fan.
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