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2019-09-10 at 2:14 PM UTC in So I fuked my ankle up last night
Originally posted by tee hee hee I fugded up my ankle too like 8 yrs ago and its still acting up from time to time.
Aaaaand it has permenetaly altered the size of my foot so now it is .5 size bigger than the other one. Need to always remember to try new shoes on the gimp foot for fit.
You just need a good ankle massage with a professional like me. What I being to the table other than other ankle massagers is that I know your shit is puffy and I so I bring knives and worms to the table. You relax. You can choose the music but I prefer smooth listening like Bon Jovi or whatever, and I will cut little slits into your ankles and then put the worms in them and let them eat out all the BAD. you'll never even know its happening bevause I'll have moved up to your head giving you a power scalp massage- tickling your ears just so.
Meanwhile the worms are slithering inside of your ankles doing the dirty work . Good worries. They all have names. But again! That's none of your business. That scalp massage has you practically cumming. And etcThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-10 at 12:19 PM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coastAhoy niggas
Thank you for visiting the eBagger Island Cocaine-Narcotic Search Thread of 2019!
*Update*
Its the day after my great disappointment...
I made it to the buoy, but one of the bolts stripped and the others needed to be held from the other side, thus leaving me no idea how to get in. So I had just carried a 25lb backpack full of supplies roughly 2 1/2 miles just to have some bolts spin...
I did bring my camera and here were some of the more interesting aspects of the island since the hurricane
After my last post I ate some eggs and jalapeno cheddar grits and toast to prepare for the mission. I was blessed with a medium high tide. The landscape of the island had altered, as this sign is usually up on posts.
Unfortunately only the strong (eBagger) survives out here. Here are some fallen creatures who were unfortunate enough to meet their demise. RIP little fellas. I don't believe I've ever seen a dead seagull out here. I was scared it was still alive and was going to move but it didn't. I'm not very good at mercy killing, its not so fulfilling.
Some of the better trash I'd found out this time. I'm sure fucking batteries aren't good for the environment but some boat driving should get them because they were too heavy to carry any distance, none the less strap to a kayak.
A new boat had washed up on shore. I see ancient shell artifacts had been placed at the stern (not sure what the stern is don't know boat lingo). Perfect place for a snack and to test out some of my even newer sunglasses as I shield myself from mother nature. Storm clouds were approaching, so I was ready to get to the buoy.
ALAS the buoy I had seen and told you about! You can see why it might have some interesting shit inside, but also why I needed the proper tools (And still couldn't get in).
See! I just opened photos and took a snippit of since Lanny only allows 5 photosThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- G4LM,
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2019-09-09 at 3:29 PM UTC in CandyRein enjoys being the only nigger here...hope you have a chiropractor on speed dialThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-09 at 1:37 PM UTC in CandyRein enjoys being the only nigger here...There are plenty of niggers here, ironically she isnt one of them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-08 at 11:25 PM UTC in Home alone rebootI miss you jiggabuddyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-08 at 4:57 PM UTC in Apologies about the DTE spam threadsHiThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-07 at 9:24 PM UTC in I'm hornyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-07 at 12:43 PM UTC in DTE thread 28482^ listen to the lyricsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-07 at 12:27 PM UTC in DTE thread 28482
last one i promiseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-07 at 12:15 PM UTC in DTE thread 142The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-07 at 8:29 AM UTC in DTE thread 4The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-06 at 6:45 AM UTC in You are not my friends anymore.What happenedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-06 at 2:32 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
Yes I know I posted before.
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2019-09-06 at 2:25 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-06 at 1:58 AM UTC in San Fran declares NRA domestic terrorist organizationSame thing...bullets...tree limbs...volcanos...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-05 at 3:31 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?You need to calm down (teeheehee)- taylor swiftThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-05 at 3:17 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Drake + riri TAKE CAREThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-05 at 2:27 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-04 at 9:55 PM UTC in Members I'd beat the living shit out of extremely easilyGo on and use your super powers thenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-04 at 9:54 PM UTC in Members I'd beat the living shit out of extremely easilyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
