Oh man what a life. I like monkeys and gorillas, they make me happy. Literally sometimes when I'm sad or anxious I'll watch monkeys or other wild animals on youtube and feel better.
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JEEEEEEEEEERT SOMEBODY HELP MY ASS IS BEING OPENED UP AND USED BY OLDER MEN, HEEEELP ME POPEYE HEEEEEELP! I CANT CALL THE COPS BECAUSE I JUST WASHED MY PHONE IN THE LAUNDRY MAN MACHINE! HEEEEELP! OWWWWWW! LENGTHY MEMBERS RAVISHING MY ANUS OOOWWWW!
I BETTER GET MY DOLLAR FIFTY BACK OVER THIS!
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Ok so, back around mid September we went through hurricane Sally and right before the hurricane hit we were getting ready for bed and we noticed the word “hi!” scribbled on our bathroom window in the condensation. I immediately froze and screamed and told Lanny the house is haunted. He said he thought it was one of the fence guys (pfft it was definitely a demon). Anyways. A few nights ago I started having nightmares and I’ve been making awful noises in my sleep. Then one night I woke up and Lanny was wandering around the house and I said what are you doing and he said he thought he heard the doorbell. Another night I woke up screaming at him about saying my name in his sleep.
Basically I am possessed and I am convinced that goddamn Hurricane kicked in an evil spirit from God only knows where.
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