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  1. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny Iโ€™m an impotent virgin and it makes me sad
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  2. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny My life sux
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  3. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    People who can't Roll in front of you, Troll you from Behind..poor pathetic moron following candi everywhere
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  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm

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    Slow wind, I want to level up. Something magic in ur eyes ;p
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  5. Smoking THCO flower with a girl. It's good shit. Pretty much just weed with a different name.
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  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
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  7. Love asparagus with steak, great side
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  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    MOTHERFUCKIN RAT FILES!!, so as I stated several weeks ago we got all but one or two rats kilt off with traps and guns and the one that was still sneekin around as staying out of the living area of the house but this am he was under the stove fuckin around and I went outside to dop some work and I found a section of underpinning that had fell down and I slammed it up against the outside of the trailer right by the stove and it freaked that rat out and he made a bad move cuz when he went to split he got stuck to the glue trap we had set a while ago,, anyways he gat busted and when i went to pull the glue trap out that motherfucker was hissing anf cussing me out so I folded the trap and stuck his face in the glue, then I took him out an bashed his brains out with a chunk of firewood then tossed his ass in the wood stove
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  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
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  10. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Wonderful quietness. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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  11. DontTellEm Black Hole


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  12. More like the Nigger Sea
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    A round of promotions went out. Several of the people I was in orientation with got bumped up to the egg head and training departments.

    I noticed that none of the waterspiders have even been asked about any type of advancement. I am cool with all my fellow waterspiders so I know what they know and vice versa. Most of them don't even do line work anymore they are doing 3 day waterspider (not supposed to do more than 2) but a lot of them work wed-sat while I do thursday to sunday and I usually work the line on sunday

    I am all fucked up over this. Not like I care, I'm happy where I am but I think management is full of shit talking about how waterspiders become leadership. I don't buy what they are selling, I think they are shoveling us horse shit personally and I'm not upset for my sake, I took this job to keep my head down.

    I am thinking about my fellow waterspiders who PUMP and SLAM hard if not harder than me and what about them? Have they been asked to do anything else? Have any of us? Whats the deal here? I'm not working with them tomorrow but you best believe I have been keeping my head UP I know names, I know everyone there and my new goal is to work with my waterspiders and FUCK management. I walked out of my department and started helping another department today, another waterspider and I feel good about myself probably better than these kiss asses. FUCK EVERYONE EXCEPT WATERSPIDERS!!!!!!!!!
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I put 80$ on my books from my debit card and proceeded to gamble as much as possible. I won in poker 3 times, the third time for the great amount of 16$ (22 noodles) which i won last night, i didn't draw much, didn't get laid, got into 1 fight when someone warned me that this angry 40 year old man was gonna fight me cuz i was so loud so i rushed him, slapped a child molestor for skipping in me in monopoly, rolling the dice, me pointing out his skip and him telling me to get over it, they didn't have much coffee so we snorted what we had, i got out and got a ride to my new crib from my co president that came to pick me up, the judge went below the plea bargain from 45 days to 30 at my request and capped my total monetary punishment at 450$, with good time it was only 23 days, i feel kinda healthy, drank 2 steel reserves & did a line of tweak in the car. GOnna go help my mom tonight and gtet my tv from my friend and shit post, got some new art equipment and some weed given to me, cigarettes from the up north native americans are only 52$ a carton so i got a carton of eagle 20 100s. Very excited to be past this.

    I took the 16 noodles and made people play stupid carnival games and shit for them and set the deck so the child molestor dind't win any of them.

    I was a terror and they put me in the max unit and i flooded 6 toilets but htey couldn't figure out how i was doing it (plastic wrapped toilet paper wads , just under what will clog, so they clog later on) , I also put chili ramen powder into the middle of 2 ply toielt paper and returned it to several people's cells for their future shitting pleasure and put magic shave 1/4 in 3/4 2 in 1 shampoo conditioner and left it in the shower after telling everyone but the two sex offenders and one child molestor that it was DANGER!!!

    I got into battle bots and hate basketball madness a lot.

    My childhood friend and one of my best friends died, the last thing i said to him was asking him to kick it before I Went to jail, his dad messaged me off his phoen cuz they share one cuz he's been not doing good and hasn't been for awhile, saying that dude was out of town till monday, iw ent on on a friday, the next weekend his mom found him dead with a bursted heart from cocaine and crack, alcohol, and marijuana combo. I was told about it the next day, and the following night I prayed to him and saw him in my dream opening his door to his mom's house and looking like he did in high school when he was the healthiest, if igure that was him hitting me up to like let me know i guess and i woke up with such a start thinking our mutual friend was just fucking with me and realized it had been a dream i saw him in and he was dead for good.

    To my deep dismay they donated his organs (he was 26) and listed off all the shit they ended up putting in other people or for research, my mom didn't take it well since she's known him since he was 11 and i was 13, and used to waitress with his dad in the 70s and his older sister was in my grade and took my virginity in 7th grade.

    THe body must remain whole and never be divided in remains nor put into the body of someone you do not wish to be bound with for eternity.

    Hail Odin!

    No funeral. I mighto go over to his mom's house with some flowers and wine (she's a drunk that knows me and doesn't like or dislike me but not a big bradleyb fan (Unlike her son and daughter and ex husband). I kinda want some of his ashes since they're just giving them away lol.
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  15. Originally posted by Dregs Damn. You spilt the wine, everything caught on fire, and your pussy got burned. RIP Candied pussy

    That was weird.
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  16. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Happy weekend Candy. Keep smiling or die trying.
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  17. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    ABOUT a pound of hotter than hell chicken wings, a pound of BBQ ribs, fries, coleslaw, and a 26'r of Jameson...

    Life is and will very good soon
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  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  19. Pretty good but I'm not understanding who the bear is
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  20. The keyboard is filled up with crumbs , the screen is covered in beer spatter , the hinges are loose, and if you move it wrong the whole thing POWERS DOWN INSTANTLY, IMMEDIATELY CAUSING DATA LOSS OF YOUR OPEN MSPAINT projjies
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