Those were the Golden Ages, they were. Men in black tie, women in the most wonderful dresses... all of them headed down to the local pornographic film establishment. Waiters and waitresses catered to their every epicurean whim as they sat in the theater and were treated to the finest food, the finest drink, and the finest horse cock ever to grace the sticky silver screen. I miss those days. Pornography has somehow gained a reputation for being "seedy", "immoral", and "gross". Things truly were more enlighted back in our day... in the days of formal pornography viewing.
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Originally posted by STALPANOF
I got to talk to my grampy for a minute. He went back to surgery. He looked so nervous. Seeing the look on someone's face when they are facing their own mortality (expecially someone you love) and knowing you really can not give them a 100% you will be fine reassurance is hard. I was worried last night about this but I had no idea it was going to be this difficult today. I love him. It's out of my hands now. All I can do is hope, pray and have faith.
Personally when I faced my own mortality I was lay on the hospital bed thinking "ah no more work or worry...just sleep"..then the fuckers saved me and threw me back into the cold hard light of unfeeling reality as if to say "The universe isn't done fucking with you yet...You'll go when WE say"
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I got to talk to my grampy for a minute. He went back to surgery. He looked so nervous. Seeing the look on someone's face when they are facing their own mortality (expecially someone you love) and knowing you really can not give them a 100% you will be fine reassurance is hard. I was worried last night about this but I had no idea it was going to be this difficult today. I love him. It's out of my hands now. All I can do is hope, pray and have faith.
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Golly gosh. Hai fam. Early morning today I not drunk still. Ballz. My grampy got to have open heart surgery this morning. I'm at the hospital. Already let work now I might not be in today. My head feels nothing. No feelings. Bout to drink some coffee and try to wake up.
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There has never been a more relatable meme, in the history of “ Relatable Memes”
I mean just Lit for no reason… but I love them 😒🖤
That is weird. Because even though I would work morning shift or late swing 4pm I was always in some weird downshift. I'm told it's normal. it's also when the trees and plants start to spit out pollen counts at their highest. the pollen might be what makes you tired. I remember a while ago them saying that pollen is actually looked at like bacteria because they're microbial spores that can affect us the same.. causing not just allergies but fuck with our immune system which is why You might get tired. these dudes are lit because it's probably pill time at 2-3 and they're just kicking in or at their peak?
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Originally posted by POLECAT
its pretty good,, but I like almost all series shows as long as the women are sorta hot and friski. whats pissin me off tho is how some dickwad has decided you dont have to have an ending to a god damn movie anymore,,, cocksuckers are skerred if they give it a proper ending they might fuck up the sequel
That's a problem with most of the tv shows, especially in USA. They have to milk that cow even when there is nothing left.
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Update: Just talked to my sexy AF CandyRein. Had not heard from her in a week. She was mad but it was all just a silly misunderstanding. Or she is lying about being mad and just wanted to see if I was going to be extra horny when she finally came back into my life. Things happen and people die. All I know is I am in love with her. Sacrifices have been made.
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