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Posts by Archer513

  1. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I bet you are one emotional little cunt

    probably had meltdowns when Gam Gam would accidentally buy you the wrong Swanson frozen dinner

    Matt,it should make you happy that some ppl think about you 24/7

    šŸ˜Šā¤ļø
  2. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 He was a real DICKHEAD ! ! !

    I think he died of AIDS or some shit.

    I believe it was finger cancer
  3. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 This post made my day fuckin lol

    I have the plaque in my office next to my ā€œworlds greatest boss coffee cupā€
  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I voted for that crumpet fella

    Wondered what ever happened to him?
  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung no wonder larry is so jealous.

    Of a ā€œchubbyā€fella...

    I got your vote Matt?
  6. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Seriously, though …purdi and alba were always obsessed with Archer, and wanted to get with him. I thought there was a 3rd chick who really dug him, too, but I can't remember. Larry…not so much.

    Donā€™t forget I got the ladies vote for the hottest guy on dh.

    *i came in second when the fags (guys) weā€™re allowed to vote*

    Lol
  7. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Iā€™ve met a lot of women that are into it...surprisingly

    Chics dig it.

    Iā€™ve been pissed on because ā€œsquirtingā€ is piss...
  8. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Injured ribs are some of the worst pain you can have, and it seems to last forever..

    Ribs and back

    You donā€™t realize how you use your core muscles with any movement

    Straight,inescapable pain
  9. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I got hit by a drunk driver in 2009 on my motorcycle

    A cpl broke ribs,cracked ankle,busted lip.

    I remember waking up in the road and not being able to breathe. Blood poring out of my mouth. I thought iā€™d punctured a lung and was going to die.

    I remember crawling for the side walk,because I didnā€™t wanna die in the road. Weird.
  10. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I donā€™t get why this larry guyā€™s bagging so hard on Lukin/Alicia. Sheā€™s really a fuqing NICE person… and iā€™ll tell ya, thereā€™s a lot of us ladies whoā€™d be whoot-whooā€™n if she tagged/made it with Archer! šŸ˜

    - ladies who are a far fuqā€™n cry from being fat!! Taryn, itybit & Alba… are NOT fat! & who are, like Alicia, good peeps.šŸ‘šŸ»

    Letā€™s make sweet chubby love šŸ˜Š
  11. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Should be decapitation rather than castration
  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I saw a dude throw a chic off a balcony on a 12 story building

    I saw a chic stab a guy in the neck at a bar

    A body that got hit by a train

    My neighbors dad blew his brains out in the garage

    A 4 year old boy get hit by a car

    90 year old titties

    A chic shitting on a sidewalk

    A baby being born

    A dude eat 6 cockroaches

    Iā€™m sure thereā€™s more...
  13. Archer513 African Astronaut
    When I was 11

    I got hit head on by a pickup truck doin 55 miles an hour on my bike. I was riding to my family reunion and was about 200 yards away. They all heard the whole thing.

    I woke up in a culvert. Leg behind me covered in blood,mom screaming and my uncles beating the shit out of the dude that hit me.

    Traction for 2 months,body cast for 2 months. Broken arm,fibula,4 ribs and a cracked skull. Scars all over.
  14. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by šŸæ Oh shiiiiittttttt archer dogging on every female who did the same on dh.

    Nope. Just the one 25 year old. Too much light at the local bar to ho at?




    Originally posted by šŸæ But you didnt "destroy" nothing. You're making yourself look like a damn fool for getting so worked up over words on the internet.

    Of course I did. No one is worked up,except you and cuck boi. This is fun for me. And entertaining for those reading it. Youā€™re a dumb whore who wonā€™t post a clean nude to prove how ā€œbeautifulā€ you are and heā€™s a loser who couldnā€™t find a descent woman in his own town. You talk shit and I put you in your place. šŸ‘šŸ»

    You guys make fun and talk shit about women twice your age,but you are obviously a mess. I can only imagine how fucking fat and wore out Paige will be in 10 years (cuck will be long gone of course)

    Youā€™re both desperate,horrible people and I have shed light on that.

    Fix you lives šŸ‘šŸ»

    Iā€™m out. Time to go home. Iā€™ll happily smack you both down tomorrow. šŸ˜˜
  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by šŸæ LOL gottdamn archie is off the deep end pissed.




    It's really gonna be okay. It's the internet…its NIS…it shouldnt effect you so emotionally man.


    But i do gotta say you lie a lot for an old man.

    Lol

    Paige,your ā€œheā€™s madā€ nonsense ainā€™t holding water. You talked shit...your bitch talked shit and I destroyed you and her. Nothing you can do but take it. Youā€™re too stupid to shut up.

    As far as me being ā€œoldā€

    Bitch,you a 25 year old who was posting your tits and ass on a dating site full of 40-50 year olds

    How fucking pathetic is that? Jesus woman,you cant get attention from people your own age?

    You like some old dick. Quit lying

    Now post that flat ass....
  16. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Bullshit

    Ppl are quite entertained by me roasting you fucks

    I gave you an out,but your dumb fuck,cuck ass,loser bitch husband kept coming and I kept destroying

    So triggered he went 2nd thread!

    Lol.

    Post them flapjacks baby

    Make yourself relevant and interesting again šŸ˜‰
  17. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Yes. You've hit on my woman and would most definitely get with her if you could

    ā€œGet nakedā€ lol
    If bang her if she came to my house or was at the corner bar. I wouldnā€™t drive all over the country,like some loser and chase down some internet ho

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 You chase down fatties I would never touch.

    Youā€™re with a fatty now. All this black and whites and blurry angles arenā€™t fooling anyone loser.

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Right. Owned and fried in every possible way. Damn you good.

    Yes I am and it was easy šŸ˜Ž
  18. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Owned.lol

    Loser,youā€™re too stupid to know when youā€™re gettin fried

    Lolz

    Now go pick up some dudes kid from baseball practice
  19. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Howā€™s Russ dick taste?

    Lol
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    How does zekes dick taste?

    Lol
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