Posts by Archer513

1. 2020-03-06 at 6:53 PM UTC in Man gets 30 days in jail for licking ice cream and putting it back in the store freezer
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   A milk crate gives you a little seat to sit on.
   
   Even in haste,I appreciate comfort
   
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ Why IN the crate?

2. 2020-03-06 at 6:30 PM UTC in Man gets 30 days in jail for licking ice cream and putting it back in the store freezer
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I shit in a milk crate behind a grocery store once
   
   I felt sorry for the milk man...
   
   Sometimes it just hits ya
3. 2020-03-06 at 6:25 PM UTC in How do you clean under your foreskin
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   If I had a foreskin,I’d cum in like 10 seconds instead of the manly 58 seconds I do now...
4. 2020-03-06 at 4:19 PM UTC in How do you clean under your foreskin
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Stuff some Clorox wipes in there
   
   Self cleaning 👍🏻
5. 2020-03-06 at 4:17 PM UTC in Man gets 30 days in jail for licking ice cream and putting it back in the store freezer
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   If they’re licking the icing
   
   What are they doing to the yogurt?
6. 2020-03-05 at 6:52 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Happy birthday!
   
   🍆
7. 2020-03-05 at 6:43 PM UTC in Anyone Have experience with steroids and DNMs?
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   All the movie guys are on hgh and trt. I’ve heard hgh is expensive. I’m sure anabolic steroids have gotten better,but I remember all those after school specials where it turned you into an acne ridden rage monster with shrinking genitalia...
8. 2020-03-04 at 7:36 PM UTC in Douglas Monks possesses a strong hatred for females...
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   You treat things how they deserve to be treated
   
   That’s not hatred
   
   I don’t hate my dog when I kick him for chewing up my favorite pair of crocs...that’s how you treat dogs.
9. 2020-03-04 at 12:23 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Obbe
   
   
   
   ^Same girl.

   
   I like when she does that little roll forward
   
   She’s signaling “yea,you can slip that dick in there”
   
   $$$$
10. 2020-03-03 at 10:22 PM UTC in Yanks dropping like flies as Corona goes epidemic in Washington State
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Only really old people dying
    
    Someone keep an eye on stl.
11. 2020-03-03 at 10:18 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    The new don rickles
12. 2020-03-03 at 7:42 PM UTC in Yanks dropping like flies as Corona goes epidemic in Washington State
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    6
    
    Not exactly dropping like flies
    
    More die falling off ladders every day
    
    (Usually illegal Mexicans,so they don’t count)
13. 2020-03-03 at 6:13 PM UTC in Why can't non whites use stores correctly
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Non-white way of using store...
    
    Stealing from it.
14. 2020-03-03 at 6:07 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Stl posting bitches that have been dead 40 years in the nice ass thread
    
    Lolz
15. 2020-03-03 at 5:42 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Obbe

    
    Ain’t Mae West,but I’d take a stab at it 🤠
16. 2020-03-02 at 7:47 PM UTC in Bernie's $97 trillion
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you can fight crazies with crazies.

    
    But you can’t fight corrupt rich people with corrupt rich people.
17. 2020-03-02 at 6:03 PM UTC in Bernie's $97 trillion
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    The two parties make the rules
    
    Just getting on a ballot is problematic for an independent
    
    Both parties receive a bunch of money from the same interests.
    
    The problem with Bernie is that he approaches the problems in an unrealistic and ignorant manner.
    
    If he wants free education,then he should attack ‘big education’ he doesn’t...he goes right for “tax payers should pay for education like we do the military”
    
    It makes his whole argument invalid. Who controls most of the hospitals and medical facilities? ‘Big education’
    
    Bernie is just a shill for big education.
18. 2020-03-02 at 4 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    👍🏻👍🏻
19. 2020-03-02 at 3:49 PM UTC in Bernie's $97 trillion
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox I would vote for hitler. Is that an option?

    
    You can write in anyone.
    
    I bet Hitler and Jesus and Ozzy Osbourne get votes every 4 years.
    
    Probably pitch a lot of those
20. 2020-03-02 at 2:49 PM UTC in Bernie's $97 trillion
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    It doesn’t matter who runs for the democrats
    
    The TDS is real. These fucks will vote for a commie just because it’s not trump. These fucks have lost their perspective completely. They would vote for Hitler. They literally believe trump is worse than Hitler.
    
    Lolz