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  1. Archer513 African Astronaut
    It means you canโ€™t have it all...basically

    Cucumbers are cool to the touch due to the high water content and thin skin

    Hereโ€™s a link to more...

    https://www.stylist.co.uk/books/everyday-sayings-explained/124076/amp
  2. Archer513 African Astronaut
    How many good Mornin threads we need for cryin out loud!?!?!?

    Lol
  3. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Lol.

    Bus stop pussy ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

    Iโ€™d say that bitch found her bottom. Itโ€™s all up from gettin banged at a bus stop by a homeless,handless negro

    Fate helped her fall befor he delivered his full load ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

    Lol
  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Alien ass

    For some odd reason...
  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Jake is a shaolin Kung fu master

    I wouldnโ€™t fuck with him...
  6. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Fall guy ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

    Heather Thomas ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  7. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I prefer turkey...
  8. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I kinda wanna sing the dukes of hazard theme

    But I donโ€™t have a guitar in my office...
  9. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jillvalentine Who is codebeta

    Kung fu Jake
  10. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Or morty?
  11. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Tee...you got your dick wetted a lot?
  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not really, rejection should be like water off a ducks back after the age of about 19 or so.

    Ask 100 barflies for a blowjob and at least 2 will say ok…the other 98 don't matter at that point.

    100% correct sir

    If you canโ€™t be with the one you love
    Nut in the one youโ€™re with
  13. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I expose myself all the time...
  14. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Alyssa Milano on whoโ€™s the boss

    And topanga boy meets world

  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    To be a fly on the wall when T and A get together...

    Iโ€™ll bring the wine and roofies...
  16. Archer513 African Astronaut
    You canโ€™t do that on television

    Iโ€™d be finger bangin alanis morrissette

    Sheโ€™d write a song about me ๐Ÿค 
  17. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Chicago deep dish
  18. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jer3552 did u folks hear the one about the 4 guys named cawk a doodle doo??

    They all died of cancer
  19. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Post your ass gussy...
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Wow..110 lbs thats a whole person!!

    Thatโ€™s 1 playboy playmate of the year
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