2018-07-05 at 4:06 PM UTC
in
Hottest Girl ON NIS
Mikey doesn’t like guns
(Btw...that’s a cartoon guy,not really me)
2018-07-05 at 3:57 PM UTC
in
Are you a hippie?
Hippy chics got the good poon
Ppl who eat cheese pizza
Only fuck missionary...once a month 👎🏻👎🏻
Throw some toppings on dat bitch
Hung over
Too much ipa and burgers n brats
And explosives
‘Murica! 🤠
2018-07-05 at 1:21 PM UTC
in
somebody ask Jigaboo
Christians jelly of the awesome Yule tide and holiday tree’s.
Winter solstice. Easter is bullshit too. Some formula that harkens to the pagan rituals of the seasonal solstice.
3rd Sunday carry the one and that’s Easter...
Mow grass
Fetch beers
Roofing
General carpentry skills
Probably cheaper to get a Mexican
Effects of body fat below 5%
Brain fog
Always cold
Testosterone drops
Erectile disfunction
Brittle bones
Mood disorders.
You’re basically a chic...
How do you gain weight in the summer!?!
It’s 95 with 90% humidity around here
I’ve lost 5 lbs just by existing this week
This shit keeps up,I’m gonna look like man on Fire by the end of summer...
That’s like 20 pounds isn’t it? 🤮
P h a t
(Sly grin,wink,wink)
All true...
Next libtard President...we’re doomed
Might as well hand the keys to Russia
Treason 👍🏻
Now that “empire” is reduced to a pussy,socialist little island where you can’t own a gun,carry a pocket knife,report the news and the princes marry negroids...
Oh...how the dainty have fallen.
Any chic that bangs a dude that brings a butt buddy to a date,deserves the weak fuck she’s gonna get...
2018-07-03 at 1:18 PM UTC
in
WTF?
Indian poker
The youngins start with butter knives 👍🏻
Also known as pinfinger or Bishop
Dear penthouse,
I never believed these stories,until I met a friend and her niece for a casual drink...
😂😂😂😂
I stayed in new Albany all the time when I was doing sales. Stopped in that Starbucks every Mornin. Whitest town in America.lol
One of my best friends lives off gender rd in canal Winchester. I’m uo there all the time.
2018-07-02 at 8:30 PM UTC
in
Kinks is fat and ugly...
Matt Calls any woman who doesn’t accept his advances ugly
Matt has called every woman on the internet ugly
😂