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Posts by Archer513

  1. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Mikey doesn’t like guns

    (Btw...that’s a cartoon guy,not really me)
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    Hippy chics got the good poon
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    Ppl who eat cheese pizza

    Only fuck missionary...once a month 👎🏻👎🏻

    Throw some toppings on dat bitch
  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Hung over

    Too much ipa and burgers n brats

    And explosives

    ‘Murica! 🤠
  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Christians jelly of the awesome Yule tide and holiday tree’s.

    Winter solstice. Easter is bullshit too. Some formula that harkens to the pagan rituals of the seasonal solstice.

    3rd Sunday carry the one and that’s Easter...
  6. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Mow grass
    Fetch beers
    Roofing
    General carpentry skills


    Probably cheaper to get a Mexican
  7. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Effects of body fat below 5%

    Brain fog
    Always cold
    Testosterone drops
    Erectile disfunction
    Brittle bones
    Mood disorders.

    You’re basically a chic...
  8. Archer513 African Astronaut
    How do you gain weight in the summer!?!

    It’s 95 with 90% humidity around here

    I’ve lost 5 lbs just by existing this week

    This shit keeps up,I’m gonna look like man on Fire by the end of summer...
  9. Archer513 African Astronaut
    That’s like 20 pounds isn’t it? 🤮
  10. Archer513 African Astronaut
    P h a t

    (Sly grin,wink,wink)
  11. Archer513 African Astronaut
    All true...

    Next libtard President...we’re doomed

    Might as well hand the keys to Russia
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    Treason 👍🏻

    Now that “empire” is reduced to a pussy,socialist little island where you can’t own a gun,carry a pocket knife,report the news and the princes marry negroids...

    Oh...how the dainty have fallen.
  13. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Gives a good handy ✊🏻
  14. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Any chic that bangs a dude that brings a butt buddy to a date,deserves the weak fuck she’s gonna get...
  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Indian poker

    The youngins start with butter knives 👍🏻

    Also known as pinfinger or Bishop
  16. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Dear penthouse,

    I never believed these stories,until I met a friend and her niece for a casual drink...

    😂😂😂😂
  17. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by itybit Next time I'm up there I'll have to let you know

    Absolutey 👍🏻
  18. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I stayed in new Albany all the time when I was doing sales. Stopped in that Starbucks every Mornin. Whitest town in America.lol

    One of my best friends lives off gender rd in canal Winchester. I’m uo there all the time.
  19. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Matt Calls any woman who doesn’t accept his advances ugly

    Matt has called every woman on the internet ugly

    😂
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by itybit LOL 867.5309 actually Archer she is adorable and lives in Reynoldsburg (Columbus suburb)

    Oh yea? I know Reynoldsburg very well. 😍
    Her name Jenny...I’ll give her a ring.
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