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  1. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You drink bourbon right?

    Woodford reserve specifically 👍🏻
  2. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Our awesomeness is undeniable 😎
  3. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by itybit Are you building a cabin or something on it Archer?

    My grandfathers house is still there,which was built by his grandfather. It’s actually a pretty big,timber-built house. Has Water,but no indoor shitter. Only about 1000 acres left,but apparently we owned the whole county at one time. Split up amongst sons,then sons,etc which they started selling off. Our family cemetery is on it. My cousin found there were 4 more around the county. We found a cpl by searching through woods.
  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Did boo pay $200 to get a star named after him?
  5. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Splains my mad dancin skillz 🤠
  6. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah every American claims to be related to royalty and have a family castle. There really isn't that amount of castles in England to accommodate them all, and the current residents of them would probably dispute any claim.

    It's a bit like those reincarnation nuts who all claim to have been Henry the VIII or Cleopatra….no one is ever Joe Bloggs, random farmer living in a hut.

    How dare you sir!?!

    My cousins did all this research. They have 3 books of records,articles,pics...it seemed legit. Who knows. 17 degrees removed from the queen supposedly. We did find a cemetery last week with a bunch of names that was on her research from the early 1700’s they seemed pretty happy about that. One was a British navel officer that flipped to the American side,which is how we got all our land in Appalachia.
  7. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I learned at the family reunion that I’m related to the queen. I also learned that I’m not irish (on moms side) I’m fuckin English/French and we have a family castle in England...

    I’m crushed 😢
  8. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I’m team Ann 👍🏻
  9. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I’d bang Lisa loeb...
  10. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Let’s hetero this bitch up boo 😎
  11. Archer513 African Astronaut
    #dhlivesmatter
  12. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Gay
  13. Archer513 African Astronaut
    You can motorboat cup and kiss her knees at the same time 😍
  14. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock signed

    blacks are literally not smart enough to compete with whites in the evolutionary stage

    And Asians are smarter than whites,but they shut the fuck up about it.
  15. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Everyone is racist in traffic and in the line at the grocery store

    “White trash bitch...buyin cigs. You know that bitch at the register has to walk over to that fucking wall,unlock the glass door,grab the wrong kind of Marlboro 5 times!!!!”

    “Buy your cigs at the gas station you whore!!!...it’s the express lane!!!”
  16. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Lanal
  17. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I bought a Mazda CX-5 in 2014 because it got 35 mpg. I felt like a soccer mom. It wasn’t me.

    Got rid of it and got another jeep...18 mpg
  18. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby WRONG

    Bill Krozby likes Florida Georgia line...
  19. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Tats have become passe’

    Soccer moms all tatted up these days. Ppl that listen to pop country got back pieces...

    The new gangsta is a conservative,white,heterosexual male in docker pants 👍🏻
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    I thought only old dudes like stl worried about their stools?

    Unless I drop a record breaking spanner...I don’t check out the leavings...
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