Posts by Archer513

1. 2018-12-11 at 9:35 PM UTC in My guy hooks me up with $50 quads of high grades...
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll defer to your expert knowledge regarding Archer's sausage.

   
   It’s delicious
   
   Especially the smoked jalapeño/Gouda
2. 2018-12-11 at 8:54 PM UTC in ATTN: Tee Hee Hee
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Eggnog has a shit ton of fat,carbs in it.
   
   It’s like dbl ice cream. Might be the worst shit ever.
3. 2018-12-11 at 8:51 PM UTC in How do they get babies to cry for movies
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Babies cry a lot
   
   I’m more suspicious of them not cryin (NyQuil)
4. 2018-12-11 at 8:48 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
   

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   Er’bodY knows black don’t crack
   
   Those honky wimmins got problems though 🌹😢
5. 2018-12-11 at 8:42 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein With all due respect Arch..
   I’m 34 and I’ve never felt so sexy and sexual
   
   I only see me getting better .. I legit don’t see a wall coming in March

   
   You’re a unique and special flower that comes along once in a generation 🌹
6. 2018-12-11 at 8:23 PM UTC in ATTN: Tee Hee Hee
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Thicc
7. 2018-12-11 at 8:21 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   It’s not us men’s fault you ladies hit the wall at 35
   
   And us men hit our peak at 35-60
   
   What’s a nigga to do? Be mad at god ladies...
8. 2018-12-11 at 7:58 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Suuree, suuuuure. I see cats, stained tshirts, boxer shorts and days old pizza boxes in your futures.

   
   No,that’s now
9. 2018-12-11 at 7:53 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Young ho’s gonna have to eat
   
   Old daddy got the warm bed and a full deep freeze 👍🏻
10. 2018-12-11 at 7:52 PM UTC in ATTN: Tee Hee Hee
    

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11. 2018-12-11 at 7:49 PM UTC in ATTN: Tee Hee Hee
    

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    Weight doesn’t matter
    
    Proportion does.
12. 2018-12-11 at 7:47 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
    

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    Benny?
13. 2018-12-11 at 7:46 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Some dumb,lying,drunken whore...(hot of course)
    
    Have you ever spent the night in jail?
14. 2018-12-11 at 7:39 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala I know what you look like.
    
    There is zero reason to defend yourself or get offended just bc you’re older, white, and male, as the OP doesn’t apply to you…

    
    Defending my future self 😎
    
    I look forward to Velcro shoes and black socks. Yellin at punks on my lawn
    
    
    Ahhhh. A man can dream. Stl style.
15. 2018-12-11 at 6:19 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala Before I made this thread I thought to myself the two people who are gonna be most pissed are Jig and Archer lol.

    
    If you want our attention,send nudes 😘
    
    Sexy and bald-check
    
    No Velcro,but I admit to a pair of sensible memory foam sketchers.
    
    Many docker pants of various colors (for work) I tend to dress rock n roll rebel.
    
    I fart as all humans do. And pick thy nose too.
    Entitled-no. I earn my way missy.
    
    Can’t remember the other stuff cause I’m old...
16. 2018-12-11 at 5:52 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
    

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17. 2018-12-11 at 5:49 PM UTC in Old white men make me sick
    

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    Thank god for those old dudes
    
    No snowflakes in that generation
    
    Fart away fellas’
    
    God bless ‘Mercia 🇱🇷
18. 2018-12-11 at 1:23 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Post touquoise towel pic!
    
    Got my mom a grandmother ring.
    
    Have you ever woke up naked somewhere and don’t remember what happened?
19. 2018-12-11 at 1:21 PM UTC in Unban cupofcheer
    

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    She was supposed to be dead months ago...
    
    
    Neither heaven nor hell wants her either!
20. 2018-12-10 at 2:25 PM UTC in Who is actually the best looking guy on here?
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Smart whores use rechargeable 👍🏻
    
    Technology!