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2021-03-14 at 6:14 PM UTC in Dwarf Fortress Adventure Modei just wanted to play some normal fortress mode. There was a necromancer tower that kept raiding my forts so i said FUCK THIS and made a pangolin man plague doctor master swordsman to kill all the undead, i died so i kept making legendary pangolin men to attack the zombies. Eventually they had a squad of legendary undead pangolin men with missing limbs and I had to fight my fallen plurals to get to the boss.
But when I killed the boss all it did was cause a power struggle in the necromancer faction and the strongest one took over, he was a martial arts master that was really buff with undead retard strength and killed me in one punch to the throat. He turned all the dead bodies into zombies even the ones with no head or legs.
I had to send an entire seal team six death squad to the tower, literally because one of them was an elephant seal man
but even that fucked up because they spawned on the roof. One guy broke his legs trying to climb down and bled out on the roof, then got revived as a zombie and attacked me while still in my party. The only one that made it alive getting down was the 500lb elephant seal man. he can blow up peoples heads with one punch.
I punched everyone to death in the tower. I can punch horses to death in one punch and also im a master swimmer because i'm a god damn elephant seal
I don't know what to do so I rounded up an entire village that was being attacked by a goblin army and brought them to the goblins. They couldn't cross the giant river though so I left them there while I went to punch the leader to death. I ended up getting lost in the goblin tower trench maze for a week, punched a few goblins and tortured them for info. Nobody knows shit. I followed a group of goblins to this massive underground fort.
They were having a party and just vibing, lots of them. I couldn't find anyone that looked like a leader and I don't want to ruin my world by genociding the goblins so i'm gonna go punch everyone in the castle instead. Also I lost the group of people I was saving, I think they got kidnapped.
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2021-03-14 at 11:44 AM UTC in Fona 3-13-2020 Manic Morninghave a good day at work todayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-02-23 at 5:22 PM UTC in i made larrylowiq83 leaveThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-13 at 8:58 AM UTC in Some little assholes were blasting Elvis from their car at 1am
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2021-03-11 at 9:14 AM UTC in Why do you people think I'm so crazy?i just think you're a retarded low IQ faggot child molester that looks at animal porn, you sick fuck.
kill yourself and the world becomes a better place
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2021-03-05 at 3:19 PM UTC in capitalism vs communismNot today, Marx.
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2021-03-12 at 4:22 PM UTC in Makes You Stiffer Than Using ViagraThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-12 at 4:26 PM UTC in Whatever happened to Bossbebe?i fucked herThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-12 at 2:54 PM UTC in I wouldnt mind fucking Jenn any of you guys?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-10 at 6:21 PM UTC in Chauvin's Going to WalkThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-10 at 8:21 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momenti am gonna smoke weed and then buy abunch of tequila and then drink it and fight kids in minecraft
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2021-03-11 at 9:11 AM UTC in This is #OurShot a return to normal lifeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-10 at 8:16 PM UTC in Have you had THE vaccine?yeah but 40x2 is 80The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-11 at 9:18 AM UTC in My new job is a lot of walking and stairs.shut up and bend overThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-11 at 8:59 AM UTC in Best and worst NIS jobsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-10 at 6:43 PM UTC in Have you had THE vaccine?If it doesn't get me high i'm not interestedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-10 at 8:06 PM UTC in Best and worst NIS jobshere are my goals I set with my social worker. I didn't bring up the suicide ideation it's in my back pocket though
job bank
1 day landscaping- thursday
1 good one per day
apply to a staffing agency on fridayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-03-10 at 3:16 PM UTC in Happy womens weekThey should get an entire year
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2021-03-10 at 2:24 PM UTC in Happy womens weekI respect women so much I gave them an entire week. Ladies.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-03-10 at 8:50 PM UTC in Being alone in your house wearing a maskIf I had a gun I would feel so safe right now. This is the ultimate cozy feeling. if you always wear masks you never have to touch your face or take them off. You can just live in bliss.
Masks should just be the new norm eventualy our bodies will evolve from co2 poison and become immune and we can live in self contained suits in space like the Quarians.
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