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2018-06-24 at 1:39 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attentionyeah, I always get promoted without even really trying.
I was supposed to manage this store a few years ago and live a life I didn't want but I realized I was living for other people and not following my own dreams.
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2018-06-24 at 12:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionlOL @ everyone thinking §m£ÂgØL is bragging.
I guess thats what you get when you basically never talk about your job and then suddenly start talking about it when they promote you.
Nobody even noticed when it happened to me because I was posting about my job daily along with meth posts so it was seamless.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-22 at 5:07 PM UTC in The letter zedThere is a reason this song is called "I love this bar" instead of "I THOROUGHLY ENJOY THIS PUB"
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2018-06-24 at 1:10 AM UTC in Mommy Long Legs - Try your bestThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-23 at 4:25 PM UTC in I did bundy and sexually abused my drumsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-18 at 2:08 PM UTC in what u having for supper?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-22 at 6:59 PM UTC in How to rob a bank and get away with it IIHere's what you do, walk in and say "I need $50,000 and this a robbery" then just stand there and wait until the cops show up and when they cuff you and ask wtf is going on
You just say you came in and mentioned Bitcoin and cryptocurrency and the woman started screaming and pressed a button and you have no idea what's going on right now.
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2018-06-22 at 4:21 PM UTC in Why Bitcoins will never crash
Originally posted by joerell Anyone who deals with BC has no real money to invest.
Prove it
Originally posted by Captain You and everyone else like you will do that, refloat the price based on speculation, then realize nobody will accept your money, because the only people demanding it and floating the price are… You speculators.
Bitcoin was an interesting first project but it seems inevitable that currencies like Ethereum or Monero will take over and solve all the current practical issues.
There is no practical issue, price speculation is all jedi bullshit. At the end of the day it is a medium of exchange and its value is irrelevant. People will use it for what it's best at and that is e commerce.
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2018-06-22 at 9:26 AM UTC in Why Bitcoins will never crashFace it bankers, we are here to stay.
Central bankers have noted that today’s cryptocurrencies could face a “complete loss of their value.” Last December, I warned investors that Bitcoin (and other “worthless” digital tokens) would stand to lose about 99% of their value before such a decentralized digital currency would ever become “the norm” in our day-to-day financial transactions. Sure, the technology is promising, but it’s way ahead of its time. There are just too many practical flaws in cryptocurrencies currently, and like high-flying tech stocks during the dot.com bust, most (if not all) of today’s cryptocurrencies will go belly up within the next decade.
The thing is, bitcoins are not stocks or bonds and they never will be, we don't want them to be but lately crypto has started to become treated like how bankers usually like to label things.
Surprisingly it does not fit the label!. Maybe this is the reason bankers hate it.. they just don't understand it. Look at this language, these people are lost and scared.
Really? Rat poison squared? They pulled the rattex card, holy fuck.
The reason all of these bankers and regulators are so triggered is because of these 'practical flaws'. Let's list some practical flaws of bitcoin.
. Courts cannot garnish Bitcoin transactions
. Facilities illegal transactions
. Untraceable
. Money Laundering
. Price Manipulation
Those seem more like features to me!. People like me that have been in since sub $100, sub $50 or even sub $1 will know that feel when you were right and the world was wrong and now they realize they are wrong so they try to tell you that you were actually wrong the entire time.
We might be wrong but we also don't give a fuck if Bitcoin is $1 or 1 million dollars because we will still use it to facilitate illegal transactions and money laundering and do it all untraceable and lose and gain our shirts in our sleeps 100 times because we ENJOY the roller coaster, the highs and lows.
If Bitcoin crashes I will simply buy more and hodl until it hits the moon again. There are only 3 sure things in life. Death, taxes and THE FUCKING MOON!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-22 at 12:01 AM UTC in The letter zedIf you ask anyone to spell anything with a 'z' in Canada they will spell it and when they get to 'z' they will say "Zee, or Zed". The vast majority of people will respond "Zee or Zed" because thats just how our brains are trained, Zee or Zed.
There's a certain way you have to say it or else you just sound strange. You start off just normally thinking 'Z' is pronounced "Zee" so you say "Zee" but then you remember the only reason you call it "Zee" is because of American global imperialistic culture and you are briefly jarred and remember the war of independence, 1777, the Alamo and you remember how Canada burned down the white house that one time and you think 'Oh thats right, fuck Americans!' and you add "OR ZED!" but before you shout out your patriotic "OR ZED!" the equivalent battle cry of a "DEATH TO AMERICA!" you remember that Americans can also nuke you in 2 seconds and probably have NSA spies everywhere so you tone your voice down to a light hush and say "Or Zed" soft but with pride, under your breath so no Americans hear you but loud enough that any Canadians in your vicinity know you are for real.
If anyone in Canada pronounced it "zee" or "zed" instead of "zee, or zed" they would likely be grilled about their origins..... AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO WHEN WE FIND OUT YOU AINT FROM HERE?
So if you ever wanna become a spy in Canada and someone 'c' checks you by asking you to spell something with a ZEE OR ZED you now know what to do.
Also, in case nobody realized, I switched between American and British versions of quotation marks because Canadians are like bisexuals of the English language.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- mmQ,
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2018-06-20 at 12:52 AM UTC in My personal lord and saviorHyooooork
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2018-06-22 at 8:33 AM UTC in I'm sick and tired of all the dh'ers hereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-22 at 1:15 AM UTC in LaterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-22 at 1:02 AM UTC in A - Z Drug SynthesisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-22 at 12:55 AM UTC in how to make NIS FAMIOSGo into a public place with lots of people are start shooting into the crowd seemingly at random. When SWAT team shows up with news crews and helicopter though they will see nobody has been shot or injured and you JUST WROTE THE NIGGASIN.SPACE URL ON THE WALL WITH AN M60 AHH SHIT!!!
CNN, fox and friends, morning show. NExt day it cuts to you in the courtroom surrounded by microphones and reporters shouting "WHY'D YOU DO IT!!" and you say "FOR THE MEMES BRUH!" before they drag you awayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-21 at 11:32 PM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.
Originally posted by Technologist So what happened when the Toronto cops talked to you jake? We’re you skerrrrrd?🤯
Why did you have to do it Jake? Why? Why? Why?
Toronto Cops?
Those guys don't give a fuck. I saw a dude smoking crack in a visible alley and I turn the corner and some cop is telling a little girl the advantages of wearing seat belts.
Originally posted by joerell How can you legally prove it if you are stealing discarded syringes from trash cans and self administering drugs in a controlled unit you shouldn't be using. You're an idiot…if you don't even know what a BINKY is STFU. Assuming you steal syringes having no money I've seen many addicts use them over and over again even out of prison and without sterilzation. If you're using a peripherally inserted C-catheter I still think you're full of shit…also because you probably don't have a private room and claim to be mobile. If any of this is true the unit should be shut down and especially if it's a regional state hospital. You also seem proud of what you're doing and sound like a total moron. Who cares…geeeez.
lol this is how I imagine it feels like for normal people to read hydro posts
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2018-06-17 at 4:10 PM UTC in Saw Peach Kelli Pop lastnight
They had a bunch of merchandise, Allie (the girl in this pic) knocked a bunch of shirts on the floor and I said "Hey, if it lands on the floor does that mean it's half price?"
And she said "actually it's DOUBLE"
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2018-06-20 at 11:27 AM UTC in Later
How does Malice support himself?:
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2018-06-17 at 4:54 PM UTC in Unban Infinityshock#neverforgetThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-20 at 12:33 PM UTC in Being in charge at work
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Anybody else have any experience of being put in charge of something you barely know how to do?
Yeah this is pretty much my biggest complaint with working and any time I have a job I end up being forced to do all this extra stuff that has nothing to do with my original job.
I don't know what it is about my personality that gives people the impression I actually give a fuck. When I just drove forklift I was happy. They spent years 'grooming' Me to be Manager of this million dollar store and gave me newer duties and more money.
The only problem was I had no say in the duties I wanted to do so they told me I had to learn light construction, mechanics, accounting and bookkeeping.
Well I got bored of that very quickly and started doing lots of meth and the only thing that kept me sane back then was my chemistry hobby, it was my only escape from This world I didn't even want a part of.
I moved to crackshackville to learn to grow weed and got a job at a farm supply store to meet weed growers and sell grow lights and pesticides and shit and hope to meet an LSD Chemist or some weed growers who want to hire me to make weed oil.
Instead I had to run a store that sold pet food, farm feed, dog toys, fish, bird feeders, roundup, irrigation, seeds, fertilizer, roses and and chemicals.
I was just gonna use the chemicals as a front to order meth cooking supplies. The entire store had many back door shady dealings with growers and I had to deal with all these scammy people all day.
It was all working towards a life I didn't want. I would wake up next to a woman I hated but I can't leave because she's pregnant and she's friends with all my co workers and picks me up from work and brings me lunch. My life was so engrained within itself and world collided that I just stopped caring.
I ended up leaving it all with multiple suicide attempts, jail visits, mental hospital, hardcore drug addiction and a fucked up personal life.
I used to be normal. this all went on when I posted on Zoklet flasks and beakers, I was so busy living that life I never had time to play games or go on the internet.
I once lived without internet for almost a year and nobody around me cared/questioned reality or wanted anything different.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
