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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nil I'd say most of the countries in europe make white people look bad, look at i dunno fucking moldova?


    Goddamn it's great being a North American.

    Moldovans are basically slavs
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  2. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I'd say most of the countries in europe make white people look bad, look at i dunno fucking moldova?


    Goddamn it's great being a North American.
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  3. Infinitysock's car.
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  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Infinityshock the Chaplain… Sounds like a comedy skit

    more like an S&M porn
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  5. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    put down the pipe and pick up the needle
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  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby anyone here ever had sex with one (besides bill the cat and nary and darky) or tried to buy one? they front pretty hard as if their shithole pussy is made of gold which is really rich.

    2 years ago I hit up this girl on datehookup.com and she would never answer me. So i hit her up one day out of the blue and was like how much a night? and she gave me a list of what she would do for a night. I worked a night job so i didn't really have time for that and i told her that and that i could see her in a couple days on my night off. But she kept texting me and i told her to fuck off and she started calling me a loser and a faggot who needs to pay to get laid (even though I don't i just wanted some kink)

    A few nights ago this hag was messaging me and calling me handsome and how she's busy and I don't have enough money for her. So i called her and invited her over but never answered the door.

    [vitps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS2o-Bbk7b4

    questions or comments are welcome, especially hydros

    translation:

    one of your niggerfag customers wanted to rent your asshole but he knows your crapper is so ravaged that a 747 can do barrel rolls up in there so he offered you half of your normal rate...2 pennies...then you were so desperate you accepted his offer. the part that made you all butt-hurt was when you walked (youre too poor to afford a skateboard, much less a car) all the way to the usual meeting place behind the dumpster in the alley behind the fag-bar at the previously agreed to time...he didnt show up.

    you tried to call him and text him but he was using a drop phone that he disposed of as soon as he hung up with you the last time you talked and now the number now belongs to a homeless nigger who is only wants you to suck his cock if you pay him.
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  7. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Does that mean it cleans 32 loads of semen?
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  8. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Apple fag

    regular fag.
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  9. infinityshock Black Hole
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  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick Maybe you have a large tumor pressing up against the inside of your skull. You should get an MRI and post the results.

    ITS NOT A THUMOR!!!11!1
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  11. Originally posted by Ghost I already joined the 700 club

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=700%20Club

    I literally made this joke in my head before seeing your response.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bumpp
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bump
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bumpp
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  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so you cant prove that he doesnt hate florida.

    yes ?

    I just said so, retard
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  16. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by Bombay Trap Star This made me famous in my country! I walk down the street and I hear from a car YOU TAKE A GOWILLA FIST IN THE ASS

    nuff said
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  17. Originally posted by trippymindfuk Out here fucking like rabbits and gremlins!💪

    Lagos?
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  18. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Sell them nutmeg. Tell them it's the latest rage!
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol I made a bumnch of good jokes in this thread

    "im really good at making jokes"

    - my mom


    A guy named Tom went to the Dentist's office *capital Dentist* and was like hi I need my tooth fixed

    The Dentist whose name is Aearl was like hi welcome I can fix your tooth, that's totally what I do

    Tom said "ok well it's my back left molar or whatever, I'm not sure exactly

    Aaerl says to him, he says "ok that's actually me specialty, let me see what I can do"


    So Tom says to him "ok cool! this is what I came here for, lets get this show on the road Aaerl."

    And then Aeerl says to him
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  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Don't idle in my thead, it's mind.
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