POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
its the J E W S who started doin it
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
where do you think the adreancrome babys go after they get sucked dry??
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I would probably cook and eat a fat rat before eating a fast food burger,, at least I would know there were not any children in my meal
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
RAT FILES!
i got a net a gun a knife a bat gloves glue traps and an attitude,, i'm about to go to sleep till they wake me up and then all hell is gonna break loose
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Rat files,, as the sun starts to rise all is calm in the rat house,, they know I'm a mad nigger out to get em, I done ripped into every little spot they been playin in and last night I was very confrontational I punched one two times in the head and the other one was tossed out of the box he was rummaging around in and had to flee across the room instead of scurrying back behind the fridge. tonight every spot they go to will be boobie trapped and I'll be stopping by the gun shop today for rat shot for my 22 lr.
fuck I been awake since 1130 last night and now I gotta go to work
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
RATFILES!!!!!!! MOTHERFUKER, i JUST PUNCHED A BIG ASS BROWN RAT IN THE HEAD 2 TIMES AS HE WAS TRYING TO GET OUT OD A 3 FOOT HIGH BOX THAT i HAD A BAG OF TRASH IN AS A TRAP ON THE PORCH, I hear a noise out ther so I flicked the flashlight on to see the box moving as the rat was tryin to get out of the box, I ran out not thinking about my course of action and found myself standing over the box with my phone in one hand and my light in the other hand and the rat jumping towards me tryin to get out and he was pissed so I punched him in the head and theyt got him amped up like a mofo!! he dove onder the trash and hid for a second then came at me again so I punched him again and he went into turbo mode and launched out of the box and landed in the bin trap that is one the floor next to the box trap,, he landed in the rice and launched out of it like space X. man that was eye opening , my arm hair is standin on end and I ghot goose pimples.
new plan of attack I got my giant pot stalk from 2 years ago to use as a club for next time, its the size of a baseball bat and should take him out next time
2023-09-29 at 7:07 AM UTC
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Baby Goats Are Sooóoo Cute
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
them baby goats are tender as fuk boi
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
last night they found a bag of rice and were hgavin a party till the sun came up. it ended when I shot the box that had the rice in it.
tonight I set up glue traps and a plastic bin with cookin oil in it to make there feet slippery so when they jump in the box to get to the rice they jump into oil and shouldnt be abler to jump out of the bin, I got 3 feed spots in shooting spots set up so I can wake up and peek over the rat blind I sleep in and take a shot it one is available.. on the bright side at least they arent 10 pound otters raiding my house.
in other news today I shot a coyote that was slinking around my yard lookin to eat my future cat or maybe the faggot 9 lb dog that lives here,, saw it across the neighbors yard and knew it was coming here to lurk so I was ready when it popped out of the brush,, it was female I know cuz when I shot the bitch in the rib cage she flopped on her side and grimaced and you could see her hooha for about 5 seconds then jumped up and ran off into the woods again.. fuker won't be back anytime soon if ever
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Rat files, t5hese new age rats that descended down on my abode have found my end of the world food supply's, got woke up and had to dig down into a box to find ricky had put oatmeal in a box of canned goods and the rats found it and were havin a fukin rave in the box
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I may have found a 2 year old girl kitty in NH about an hr away from here, if they don't want more than 40 bucks rehoming fee
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I don't do poison.
borrowed pussy never works out you know that
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Rat files!
these new rats got no educate, they got no rules, they be total punks,, last night I was standin at the wood stove and one went up the water line into the cabinets, ok so like in a trailer when the waterlines freeze the first time after moving into said tyrailer I always run new waterlines up along the ceiling so they don;t freeze again so I have a hole in every wall in the trailer with a waterline runnin from the well to the kitchen, in the kitchen it goes through the cabinets and down through the countertop and under the countertop to the sink, rats come up through a hole in the floor next to the sink drain pipe so like the rats come up through the hole then jump on the waterline like its a hiway and they run down the line and up through the countertop and up into the cabinets so I can shoot em at the lower hole or get em at the climb up to the upper cabinets,, this one went up so I stuck a large knife across the hole in the countertop to slow him on his escape then I opened the doors to the cabinets and started chuckin cans around to make him retreat, I had the 16 gage in hand in case I got a shot at em but I was to close so I used the barrel as a stick and when he blasted out of the upper hole that nigger was good he dropped down and with one front foot he moved the knife enough to pass through and he was fast so I only pinched his tail with the barrel of the 16 gage as he got away., then he woke me up partying on the porch in a box with rice in it, not sure why it was out there but I moved it into the middle of the porch so I may get a shot at him and we been playing hide and seek for the last hr,, nigger be fast as fuk boi.
im going to craigslist NH to see if I can find a free cat
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
cats are almost as hard to get as pussy in vt, bu I went to craigslist and 4 hrs ago kittens were listed just 15 miles from my house
