POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Rat Files!
its a sad night for the great white hunter,, now mind you 2 shots in less than 4 hrs is a good thing,, it would seem that crinkling the ramon package does put the rats at ease and make them come out sooner because they think another rat is eating food ahead of them so they show up faster but I hit the first one and he did a back flip and went away and the second one I'm not sure about it but it didnt die.
first shot was just the wad in the shell,, second shot was a tums and rice,, the third shot I loaded is a double wad as I found a couple
wads that had been shot out earlier. 3I'm going to sleep now and give them till morning to get over the drama
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
hold on one minute!
you mean I can up my game from a 16 gage single shot??
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
deez niggas bout to find out I'm smarter than they are
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Rat Files!
they fell for it,, I been droppin bread crumbs on the floor next to the open door to the cabinets and the rats been eating it and when they wake me up they hear me,, not only do they hear me they have a spy watching me, I saw the little fuker watching me after I woke up he was at the otherside of the room sitting in the dark but when I moved he moved and I saw him or her , i chucked a lighter at it and he ran off then I grabbed a Ramon noodle package and started making noise with it like a rat would and it worked they thought a rat was by the couch eating stuff and staying alive so that meant I was asleep again and they came back out and started eating the bread again so I took my shot and got another breeder ,, it was a side shot , no blood so they shouldnt be as skerred cuz the smell of death isnt in the eating zone this time,, right now I'm makin more noise with the wrapper so as to entice them back out into the kill zone
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
oh yeah bu5t my day started at 4:20 am, a fine coffee filled tik tok mornin till 9 when ricky got up and went to the bathroom but then spaced out so long the dog pissed and shit in the hallway and then I stepped in the pee and then stomped in the shit on my way to kill the dog,, held back and only snatched the dog up and took hi,m to the pee and attempted to rub his nose in it but the lefty faggot started screaming rape so loud I gave him a pompoo beatin ,, thats done only with fingertips as to not brake the dog.. little fuker has a safty feature ,, he can tighten his neck skin so no human can snatch his scruff,, anyways then I went off on rick for forgetting about taking the dog out first,, then I smoked a joint and tried to get my great day back by working very hard all day
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I painted, then I sanded,, then I washed and in between I split firewood
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
going to bed early tonight cuz Ima be up at 11;15 tonight to shoot a fucking rat
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I didnt have a sun rise,, I woke up in a cloud,, a literal cloud for real
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
aint no free handouts here o n the hill
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Time to make another killer rat shotgun shell for the next dumbass motherfuker of a rat bastard who thinks the old polecat is a joke
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
RAT FILES!
welp, i got one 16 gage did its job again I shot his little front feet and lower face right off his lil lefty rat bastard body
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
little rats are harder to hit than bigger rats, I missed and dog food and rice went everyfukinwhere, they were transporting dog food from the bowl to under the sink so fast I know they were not eating it right away, unless there were 15 rats runnin dog food, I think it was just 2 grabbing a kibble and runnin under the sink to drop it and go for another one right waway
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I did it a few times ,, not fo a hoe but for the free bud I got paid
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
they were hangin but I need more room for more plants to dry so I had to debud em