POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I havent heard a rat for over 2 weeks after I found them in the bedroom and tore it the fuck up with a baseball bat while screaming at them about How I am the motherfucking king in this house and they better get the fuck out tonight they havent been back,, this proves they are smart and they know I kill every ratfamily member that fucks around,, they found out.
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
fun fact,, if I smoke weed before bed so I sleep all night I wake up in a cold house because I do not get up to feed more wood into the woodstove
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I always like the bigger one
2023-12-14 at 2:42 PM UTC
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
ur mom gives amazing head or she did 30 years ago
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I'm only broke right now cuz I took 6 weeks off last spring to try and help my friend Rick recover from his stroke, I should be sittin on a jar with 12g's in it right now
I'll borrow a couple grand off someone and everything will be aight again and next year I'll have a new motto,, never count on December, January and February money or jobs,, save it in the summer and live like a king all winter,, normally rick pays the bills and buys half the food so I don't have to worry bout buying food and bills but now he lives at the hospital while he gets his long term coverage from medicade so he isnt coverin the usual bills leaving me unprepared this winter
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
trying to deal with being poor, I'm down to 149 bucks and I need ciggys at 80 and gas at 80 and sandwich money for sledding on saturday.
the money that was supposed to arive the 1000 cash that I was told I could come get and the 2400 dolla paint job both got put off till mid january and my other job doesnt start till the end of january so I have at least 6 weeks with no cash in the plan,, I'm gonna have to borrow 3 grand so I can live and sled for the next 6 weeks
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
helping 5 guys pay for new 30,000 dolla snowmobiles
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
getting ready to actually go to work this day,, I'm such a slacker these days
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
slept till 3 am then stayed up till 5 and went back to bed till 730,, it snowed 5 inches last night,, not the 14" they were callin for tho so I'm not real happy cuz we need 2 feet for sled season that starts on the 15th
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
gotta get my sleeping hrs back in order so I can get to work every day again,, I been going to bed at 6 and 7 at night then wakin up at midnight and stayin up till 5 brfore goin back to sleep and sleepin till 9 and then its noon before I get awake enough to go to work but there is only 4.5 more hrs daylight sio I say fuck it
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
lookin at snowmobiles for sale,, I need one more
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Cooter was a real person, who lived along the Mason-Dixon Line during the Civil War. He had family on both sides but he figured if he stayed drunk, neither side would enlist him. It worked, and Cooter Brown became a drinking man's hero.