Originally posted by itybit
True, lol not sure I'd go to that extreme either. Typically I noticeably look for the placard and walk by them shaking my head in a "shame on you" fashion
I understand a beautiful and thoughtful woman such as yourself wouldn't dream of such animalistic behavior...just rest assured though that out there there are vigilantes like me making the lazy selfish twats pay for their transgressions.
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2018-07-24 at 5:39 AM UTC
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starcucks incorperated
Originally posted by chzbrgr
I only checked this to see if you got home okay last night, but…
First, it's I should have. Second, you only kinda choked me once. You got an enhancement for strangulation on your family violence charge because you stuck your fingers in my throat to stop me from screaming so the cops could hear me outside after you had been attacking me and holding me against my will for over three hours. I'm assuming this second time you're referring to is just when you basically got arrested for the same crime a year later because you were hanging out with me when you shouldn't have been because of the protective order. Yes, you held me against my will and attacked me again, but it wasn't nearly as bad, and I don't remember any choking that time. You did get another charge for unlawful restraint, but there were no secondary charges in relation to strangulation, and believe me, I would've told them if it had happened. Regardless, bragging about "choking me out twice" is dumb af. Maybe I should have done a better job at choking you when I was defending myself in the first attack. I remember being on top of you, my hands squeezing your neck, your teeth covered in blood, your face turning purple. It wouldn't have taken me much longer if I wouldn't have stopped. Even though I was defending myself, I wouldn't have wanted killing you on my conscious, plus I loved you, and there was no real reason why you started fighting me; you were just really drunk. Physically, I messed you up worse than you did me, so I wouldn't be so boastful.
Yeah, you talked through not only the trailers, but an hour into the movie after I had told you multiple times to be quiet. The guy in front of us was visibly annoyed by you (and therefore, us). You're the one who wanted to go to the movies… Maybe you just wanted to take me so you could slobber on me and feel me up in a dark theater, but that doesn't really work when you go to a popular new movie on a weekend night. And, I actually wanted to see that movie, so you not only were annoying the people around us, but also me. Then, for some reason, you thought it was okay to make some joke about jedis that was not relevant at all. I thought, okay, maybe that's it, he got his vulgar, bigotted comment out and he'll shut up for the rest of the movie… but NO. You fucking YELLED the word "retard" so loud that everyone in the whole fucking theater could hear. Who the fuck does that? Sometimes… I feel sorry for you because it's apparent that you have multiple afflictions such as Asperger's, Tourette's, Bipolar Disorder, Paranoid Schizophrenia… but the fact that you're aware of at least some of these things, and aware that these things make you a complete and utter asshole, and you don't seek any treatment or do anything about it, makes you completely and totally deserve every repercussion of your actions. I've always been sorry for the things I have done to you, including ditching you at the theater without a ride, but I've never been sorry for WHY I did those things. They were reactionary to the things you were doing to me, and you deserved them.
And I bet you like my nose ring and tattoo… And my tattoo is only covered up my my arm fat when I fully flex my arm… which would happen to anyone with it's placement regardless of how fat they are. It was put in an inconspicuous place intentionally.
How does not shaving my arm pits = me lying about going to the gym? That doesn't make any damn sense. I have been going to the gym. That's where I went straight after I left you at the movies. I told you I had to go Sunday night or Monday morning before work and that's why I wasn't going to stay overnight with you. I've been going to the gym to work on strengthening the right muscles to realign my pelvis and rehabilitate my low back to prevent getting severe spasms like I used to. I stopped shaving my armpits because my skin is sensitive and it's painful for me. I'd rather have a patch of soft hair there than a rash of pimples and pustules. Plus it's fun to pet. Same with my pussy. It isn't shaved either. You were definitely on drugs the other night.
And I don't weigh any more or less than I did the last time you saw me. I may have bloated up because the only thing you fed me the nights we got together was lasagna, potato salad, Takis, beer, sugar-laden malt liquor, chips, and candy. I'm insulin resistant and carbs fuck me up, especially when I haven't had them in a while, which I have been limiting. We talked about this at the movies.
Regardless of how much I weigh, I'm still a desirable bitch. You still want to fuck me after all these years of fighting and getting arrested and being on probation and not talking to me for two years… And I think you and I both know I'm much better looking than I was the last time you saw me. You told me the other night how pretty I was and that was after I slobbered all over your cock, had snot on my face and smeared my mascara. And of course, WITH my hairy pits and pussy. ;) Not to mention you still have a pic of me in your fap folder that I sent you two years ago.
And yeah, I wish you and I could be friends too, but you've never been a friend to me. Only a lover and an enemy. You can never chill and be in between; you've always gotta have your hands on me. The only times you've been nice or good to me were for your own benefit and even that was limited. Sometimes holding me down and kicking me was better for you. I've always told you this, and this will probably always be true - there will always be a place in my heart for you… if not that, I at least won't ever forget you… but you are too much to handle. You're an unruly child. You used to be a conquest for me. I wanted you to turn good because of me. I wanted to show you a good life and you quit your shit. But you just took advantage of me, and I was too young and naive to realize it until it was too late. Life has gotten better for me without you in it. The golden energy in my soul that you sucked dry has been replenished. I've paid off debt. I've raised my credit score. I bought a new car. I have good friends that take care of me. I'm happy. I love myself. I love my job. I've gotten a promotion and a couple raises and getting on salary in a couple months and another considerable raise at the beginning of next year. I'm taking a vacation next month. I'll be able to afford my own place when my lease is up. My skin is better. I can make my pussy squirt. And there are many who love to watch it and tell me how pretty and perfect it is. All my lovers since have treated me well, taken me out to dinner, licked my pussy, fucked me and made me cum at least three times before they did. I have one now that begs for my attention and his eyes roll in the back of his head and brain turns to mush with every word I speak (his words). And that's even AFTER I poured a menstrual cup full of blood into his mouth. I have another that told me I was wife material just last night. I am adored. More people admire me and want to worship me than I can actually handle. You don't know me. You've never fucking known me. And it's all because you never bothered. You made everything about you. I am great. And wonderful. And beautiful. And powerful. And you'll never be able to know it. And it's best that you don't. Because I will fuck you up.
The only reason why I hit you up Thursday was because I was bored and wanted to go to the new library downtown. That's something I thought you'd enjoy since it seems like you've had a rough time lately with your gf dumping you, and you overdosing, and then spending a few days in the psych hospital. I wouldn't have even thought to hit you up if you hadn't tried contacting me a couple months ago, numerous times, might I add… I was just trying to be nice, but of course you ruined it.
Just in case you're actually worried about this, which you shouldn't be because you fucked me on my period, but I know you are stupid and don't understand how reproduction works… I don't have my Nexplanon anymore. I got it taken out a few months ago due to bad side effects. I'm back on the pill. I have to take birth control because I have polycystic ovarian syndrome, but besides that, I don't want kids for at least 6-10 years, if at all, anyway. You are really stupid for creaming in a bitch three times without knowing whether she's on BC or not tho. But you know I'm smart, and I know you know that I'd abort your baby in a heartbeat and not even tell you, even if I wasn't on BC. I think you'd secretly like it if I carried your baby though. It'd be a lot better than the trailer trash you knocked up six years ago.
Yeah, he shouldn't. Too risky. He's almost done with probation, and I could call the cops for any "threatening or harassing" contact from him. Plus I sent his probation officer the link to his posts on this site, so it wouldn't be in his best interest for us to get into it on here.
Imagine the freedom you'd have if you'd have some manners and keep your mouth shut sometimes.
Your balls are mine. Cuck.
choke me once, shame on you.
choke me twice, ill go to a movie with you again.
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Also: I find it odd how the article says "stand your ground" laws increase homicide rates like that's inherently a bad thing. Do these increases in homicides lead to fewer grievous assaults? Because I imagine killing the people who are prone to starting shit creates an overall downward trend in violent crime, self-defense related homicides not withstanding. The fact that legally empowering people to kill assailants/imminent threats increases homicides should be unsurprising. Does it reduce violent crime overall though?
And either way, it's certainly eugenic. Attacking someone in a stand your ground state is an entry ticket into the Darwin Awards.
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2018-07-23 at 6:20 PM UTC
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Lamy fu, FIX ur site pussy
Originally posted by Helladamnleet
It's almost as if a dev team of one with nothing but the word of 7 dedicated trolls isn't on par with software that's been worked on for over a decade…. Hmmmmmm
Oh wow HDL, maybe you're right. If only there was someone who ran some freeware webforum would come along and post the URL I would immediately drop this place and rush right over there. I mean who would want to use this janky site when I could be posing on
enterprise quality forum software? Hey, HDL, do you know of such a place? I'd really like it if you could point me in the right direction. Why don't you just post the url in this thread so everyone can know where to go now that we're all leaving the site because of the admin's incompetence?
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Why ruin a beautiful thing with marriage?
Tying an anchor on a beautiful free spirit,ruins the thing you ❤️
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Originally posted by Cootehill
So businesses are moral paragons now?
No, but people like to think they are. And people run businesses.
An American businessman might make a point of supporting ICE and border patrol agents because he feels he has a moral obligation to protect America from illegal immigration and protect America's right to a secure border. Another American businessman might make a point of supporting undocumented workers and protecting illegal immigrants because they feel they have a moral obligation to their fellow man to help them live a better life in America. Both of these are decisions that are highly politicized, but they aren't acting politically. They're acting in line with their morals - it's the conflict between those two sets of morals that shapes the political debate surrounding them, but neither person is necessarily making a decision based on their politics... more like their politics are based on the morals that lead them to the decisions they make.
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2018-07-20 at 7:41 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by benny vader
dont.
niggers and spics arent destined to lead the world.
You better be happy I’m not running it, because a pedo like you would get that last scene from Pulp Fiction
👌👈😳
Right in the dooky shoot 🙏😌
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Originally posted by itybit
LOL you guys are killing me today @Archer
Same. lol
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
You? 😂🤔
Not me mistress, you'll not see me posting on here during the weekends or evening. I have better things to do with my time...like napping or yelling at small children.
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Y'all are a strange group of humans.
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
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Yeah but what about #haes? ("Health" at every size)
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There’s no “ideal weight” for women
It looks good or it doesn’t
Some women are lucky where the weight goes...some less.
I’ve seen some pretty hot 200lbers
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Originally posted by Manonfire
Red is over 30 😍
Red is 45.
Originally posted by Archer513
And hotness is not my skill set
Liar. You're hot. Own it.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Lol. Smh
"Just be honest with us!" Lol 🤔
How do u let urself go in a year lol.
Mind boggling 😂🤔
Insane.
I didn’t.
And hotness is not my skill set
I’m a well rounded (not physically like you) person with many talents and a joyous personality 😇
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
In her defense shit talking other people has nothing to do with how the self looks
I mean if you call someone a fat ugly fuck…and they are in fact a fat ugly fuck…what the abuser looks like doesn't change the facts people!.
True,but if you’re claiming you’re less fat and ugly,and are not,then abuse is sure to follow.
No one likes a hypocrite 😂
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
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And again after I saw "Gangs of new York"
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Jiggaboo where's your picture?🤔
Here I am back when I was a Triad.
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2018-07-20 at 1:56 PM UTC
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Itybit is old and boring...
Originally posted by WellHung
Sweetheart I made you plenty of Love threads… I've even made you a few here in space… you know I think you're a sizzling dish… come on now alba I've been good to you… how come I don't get love like Archer?
You made me plenty of hate threads as well. But I ain't complaining. You know you make me laugh, Goblin, and you get from me enonugh love. Stop whining. lol
Archer and Crumpet are special. Witty, intelligent, funny and sexy.
Hard to compete with them.
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tee hee hee
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Originally posted by Cootehill
Most of my clothes fail by becoming too short for me.
This is the reality of being tall.
#ShortPrivilege
#MidgetPrivilege
#Squatemalan Privilege
Being short isn't easy either. You wanna buy capris and they end up as ankle pants; weird ankle pants bc they're all baggy, etc.
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