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2020-07-08 at 5:22 PM UTC in Covid 19 and my exposure.I got my test results yesterday after recently being exposed to an infected gont. Negative...disappointing. I was kind of hoping I had it so I could go around some old people and take them out committing the perfect crime.
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2020-06-30 at 7:35 PM UTC in God is not real, never has been, and never will be.She can press my bytrerian any time.
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2020-06-30 at 3:56 PM UTC in Fucking #NIGGERLIVESMATTER is fucking taking away my fucking Nigger Toothpaste.
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2020-06-30 at 12:44 PM UTC in So this is how it ends
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2020-06-30 at 12:29 PM UTC in Does more punching power come from the back, or shoulders?From the tongue.
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2020-06-30 at 10:31 AM UTC in Does more punching power come from the back, or shoulders?
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2020-06-29 at 3:05 PM UTC in How do dwarfs and midgets get up into their beds?
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2020-06-28 at 2:11 AM UTC in So I’m reading a new book in bed
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2020-06-26 at 2:30 PM UTC in Todays my birthday
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2020-06-24 at 8:18 PM UTC in Do you ever get panic attacks when
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2020-06-24 at 7:45 PM UTC in What theme is everyone using?
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2020-06-24 at 4:40 PM UTC in Bubba Wallace did a Jussie Smollet
Originally posted by stl1 So…what happened to you, Boohoo? From your previous description (if I remember correctly), you said that your first two wives were basically "tits on a stick" types. When and why did you start finding "roll 'em in flour and stick your dick in the wet spot" type attractive?
I've dated all types in my time not just the 2 wives /eyeroll.
If at 70yrs old you think committing to someone is all about how they look then you must have had a very sad life and it's no wonder your wife died to get away from you. -
2020-06-24 at 4:08 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by tee hee hee ? Dont know that one. Which one is that?
You sit on my lap in such a way that my groinal lump is convienently placed between your quivering buttocks.
Then I start to sing
"This is the way the lady rides, clipperty clop, cipperty clop" - while gently bouncing you up and down
then the next line
This is the way the gentleman rides 'CLIPPERTY CLOP, CLIPPERTY CLOP' - while bouncing you slightly faster and harder
and then the final line
AND THIS IS THE WAY THE FARMER RIDES CLIPPERTY FUCKING CLOP! CLIPPERTY FUCKING CLOP'! - While bouncing you so hard you climax. -
2020-06-24 at 2:23 PM UTC in Seattle announces they are going to take back CHOP zone.
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2020-06-24 at 2:21 PM UTC in Seattle announces they are going to take back CHOP zone.
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2020-06-23 at 5:25 PM UTC in Anyone else noticed my Jiggaboo is always absent on a weekend?
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2020-06-23 at 12:25 PM UTC in Anyone else noticed my Jiggaboo is always absent on a weekend?
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2020-06-19 at 7:17 PM UTC in How the fuck is Aunt Jemima Pancake Syrup racist?
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2020-06-19 at 7:06 PM UTC in How the fuck is Aunt Jemima Pancake Syrup racist?
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2020-06-19 at 3:11 PM UTC in How the fuck is Aunt Jemima Pancake Syrup racist?