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  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lolololololol
  2. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Bill Krozby has mommy issues lol. No wonder he's so fucked up.

    From the guy who calls technologist mommy...
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  3. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Im lover of liver
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'll diddle ur liver with my cock
  5. Same as usual. Slightly annoyed, slightly tired, ready for the fucking weekend.
  6. frala Avant garde shartist
    Moving in the middle of Summer is maybe the dumbest idea ever

  7. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I feel ya. moving period is horrendous
  8. Then keep still...jesussss maria and jose.
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  9. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Then keep still…jesussss maria and jose.

    Hold me jigg in ur arms.
  10. Originally posted by tee hee hee Hold me jigg in ur arms.

    Sit on my lap and we'll play the "farmer riding to market" game.
  11. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    ? Dont know that one. Which one is that?
  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Hold me jigg in ur arms.

    what the fuck is this?
  13. Originally posted by tee hee hee ? Dont know that one. Which one is that?

    You sit on my lap in such a way that my groinal lump is convienently placed between your quivering buttocks.

    Then I start to sing

    "This is the way the lady rides, clipperty clop, cipperty clop" - while gently bouncing you up and down
    then the next line
    This is the way the gentleman rides 'CLIPPERTY CLOP, CLIPPERTY CLOP' - while bouncing you slightly faster and harder
    and then the final line

    AND THIS IS THE WAY THE FARMER RIDES CLIPPERTY FUCKING CLOP! CLIPPERTY FUCKING CLOP'! - While bouncing you so hard you climax.
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  14. DontTellEm Black Hole
    K
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    K
  16. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oh my
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You sit on my lap in such a way that my groinal lump is convienently placed between your quivering buttocks.

    Then I start to sing

    "This is the way the lady rides, clipperty clop, cipperty clop" - while gently bouncing you up and down
    then the next line
    This is the way the gentleman rides 'CLIPPERTY CLOP, CLIPPERTY CLOP' - while bouncing you slightly faster and harder
    and then the final line

    AND THIS IS THE WAY THE FARMER RIDES CLIPPERTY FUCKING CLOP! CLIPPERTY FUCKING CLOP'! - While bouncing you so hard you climax.


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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
    You sit on my lap in such a way that my groinal lump is convienently placed between your quivering buttocks.

    Then I start to sing

    "This is the way the lady rides, clipperty clop, cipperty clop" - while gently bouncing you up and down
    then the next line
    This is the way the gentleman rides 'CLIPPERTY CLOP, CLIPPERTY CLOP' - while bouncing you slightly faster and harder
    and then the final line

    AND THIS IS THE WAY THE FARMER RIDES CLIPPERTY FUCKING CLOP! CLIPPERTY FUCKING CLOP'! - While bouncing you so hard you climax.

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    Illegal content
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  18. My Uncle Arthur taught me that one when I was a small boy (but without the groinal lump and climaxing part...well I didn't climax, I don't know about him).
  19. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    😄😄
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls K

    Fag!
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