Back in England when I was a building manager one of the tenants was a bridal gown manufactuer and there was a young kid (17 or so) working there as warehouse boy.
On the 6th floor which was empty we stored a bunch of crap previous tenants had left behind...there was the lower half (from the waist down of a mannequin on a stand so it was upright but obviously missing the top part of it's body.
Anyway the kid from the bridal place used to go in in the goods lift from his floor to the 6th floor and store cardboard boxes there which we allowed.
I goes up there one day, unlock the door and he comes rushing round the corner red faced and I said "what you doin?" and he said "Just dropped off some cardboard" and heads down in the goods lift.
I was suspicious so I walked in the back where he came from to see what he'd been up to and then I saw it...the lower half of the maniquin was there with a blob of cum on the floor between it's legs. He'd been fucking the thing.
I went down to his floor and said to him "Dude, you need to get back up there and clean your mess up" he pretended he didn't know what I was talking about until I asked him..."do you want me to tell everyone?"
Sick bastard.
..oh and I could never look at Lilly the same way again...
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"I say Curuthers, walk a bit quicker will you!"
"Mow the fucker down Stanley"
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Fatty and thinny went to bed
Fatty rolled over and thinny lay dead.
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The fabric industry doesn't even have a monarchy..and if they did it would be a Kweeeen.
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Why do people quotee Elon Musk on anything other than building space ships and electric cars?
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2023-08-28 at 12:40 PM UTC
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Life Expectancy of Body Armor
Degradation doesn't mean it's still not effective...it just means it's not as effective.
Like buying a loaf of bread 2 days past it's bestbuy date, you can still make delicious sandwiches with it.
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2023-08-24 at 7:52 PM UTC
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cold smoke causes listeria
It doesn't "cause" listeria, it might contain listeria....NIGERIAN PLEASE.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
im not a nazi they no longer exist its not 1944
Tell me you've never been to Antarctica or the far side of the moon without telling me...
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Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
I like tea but I'm in the rat race I don't have enough time to heat water and muck about I just use a kurrig all I have to do is press a button and it makes it or go to jack in the box
Alright titesac, calm down.
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2023-08-25 at 5:10 PM UTC
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Songs that embody NiS
Originally posted by Kingoftoes
Hi Kafka. Send soapy titty pics now pls
Just post em here so we can all learn from your body washing techniques! thanks in advance girlfriend!
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That's a troubling situation to be in...try hot tea next time.
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2023-08-25 at 1:57 PM UTC
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Akward shit with GG
Originally posted by Kafka
If Donald wants a better relationship with GG he will have to be understanding and empathetic, not the opposite of that and rapey. You don't understand autists.
You've never had a relationship in your life
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2023-08-25 at 2:56 PM UTC
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Those burgers look like bradley's cooking
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2023-08-25 at 3:03 PM UTC
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Akward shit with GG
Failing that she's your responsibility not mums...you pay for her and YOU...what next bringing in some refugees from the Sudan???
MAN UP!!
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2023-08-25 at 2:59 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Those burgers look like bradley's cooking
Oh wait, are those oreos with cheese on
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Akward shit with GG
Originally posted by Haxxor
This is actually the best idea I’ve seen here. Charge her rent (I’m sure your mom will be on board so you can blame her) then treat her like a roommate and find a real gf and move in with her. Win/Win
Yeah that's a no brainer...his mom (who they both live with) is being taken advantage of bigtime when two ADULTS are living rent free...and one of them isn't even a relative!
What a pair of fucking leaches. Imagine taking advantage of a poor old woman.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Biden is a bro I hope he wins a second term, Trump is going to drop the soap and get ass fucked in prison
#Technologist was right
^ this guy is gonna be first against the wall when the Fascist revolution comes.
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2023-08-22 at 12:03 PM UTC
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What's for Dinner?
Last night I ended up making some smash burgers...very professional looking and tasty if I say so myself.
Tonight...more of the same I think.
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2022-08-29 at 3:31 PM UTC
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What's for Dinner?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I might take a pic of my fish and peas smothered in chemical sludge tonight if I remember.
Here it is niggers...before the parsley sauce and then after the parsley sauce
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