Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Watermelon tastes good!!
Too carby.
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20yrs...You'd be out in 7 if it was a none violent crime...chill daddio.
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2018-05-22 at 5:37 PM UTC
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what u having for supper?
Originally posted by infinityshock
post pics or fat handsome and well tanned individual shut-in living in the attic wearing a diaper.
The diapers are so I don't have to take a pitstop when cycling through the French Alps.
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2018-05-24 at 5:31 PM UTC
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It is kind of scary
War huh. What is it good for? absolutely nothing.
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2018-05-24 at 4:42 PM UTC
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Masturbating while driving
Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein
Wouldn't it be nice if you could get a machine that did this?
Don't need a machine, get some elastic material and make 2 loops attached together (so it's like a figure 8 with a big circle and a small circle...one big enough to go around your thigh and one around your cock). When you walk the loop around the thigh pulls the one on your cock automatically masturbating it for you...it's easily adaptable to sitting situations too simply by moving your knee up and down as if you are rocking out to music...or in the driving instance operating the break/accelerator (and clutch if you are a heathen).
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2018-05-24 at 4:18 PM UTC
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Wudn't it suck to be married?
Originally posted by Red_Woman
You're booked already, remember? But you have still time for no.3. :D
insert heart eyed emoticon thing here.
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Originally posted by Something Squirrel
Pull the trigger
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2018-05-23 at 6:16 PM UTC
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The Art of Drumming
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2018-05-23 at 7:15 PM UTC
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i am indian
Originally posted by BeigeWarlock
We need to end that. also Gay Pride. I get it.. You're Gay!
Maybe organize a Gay Shame march in your town.
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2018-05-23 at 5:30 PM UTC
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Terminator
Originally posted by cartof
With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie.
I bet you do you filthy little minx.
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The kind with musical notes and shit
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It's never good when you are a day ahead...hey wait can you tell me what tuesday nights mega millions winning numbers were/are?
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Originally posted by benny vader
ive said this a many times and ill say it again :
cats are for betas.
Quiet gamma.
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2018-05-22 at 5:44 PM UTC
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I always prefer someone else holding my potato for me too.
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Here's my fat pussy
And here she is about to rock out, she's a vinyl purist.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
I wasn't sure if this crowd would get "adorbs".
judgy cat emote goes here.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Awwww adorable!!!!!!! 😍😍😍
Shouldn't that be "adorbs"
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2018-05-22 at 5:19 PM UTC
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Nah, man trapped in a womanly leg.
Someone's jealous of my smooth shapely pins.
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I think codealfalfa has Asperger's.
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