Originally posted by cupocheer
but….isn't one an ass enough?
Toilet paper is getting expensive.
Sometimes 1 ass is too much..depending on the ass
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2018-11-02 at 12:52 PM UTC
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Nothing compares 2 U
Rest easy in the knowledge that in your next life Erica will again be part of it.
A wise old witch once told me we come to this Earth many times and learn a little more each time and the people you meet/know you meet again in the next life (and theirs).
Your father may be your son in your next life, your mother may be your sister...and Erica may be your Brother.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
It's hilarious to me that u call him Boo. 😂
I'd sooner you call me boo, it would make me feel like we had a special connection that could lead to a mutual long lasting love.
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2018-11-02 at 1:40 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Back in Jolly old England when I used to ride a motorcycle to work I remember a few times when it was -20F and with the windchill of riding the bike that probably took it down to -50F. On the really cold days I'd sometimes put my girlfriends pantyhose on under my jeans to keep warmer...I was sitting at work one day having done this and crossed my legs which exposed my pantyhose clad ankles...there were a few "what the fuck..." comments from co-workers...my explanations didn't seem to be fully believed.
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Teehee you should start a "what's in your fridge thread".
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Another "ghostly" story
Age 7 or something we moved into a crappy old house and I got the shittist bedroom in the house...bare floorboards with a rug because my parents were dirt poor and couldn't afford shit...musty as fuck too.
Anyway that room really creeped me out, just something about it. I kept having the recurring nightmare for about two years that there was a kid hung from a hook on the back of my door talking to me and wouldn't leave me alone. I'd wake up screaming and my mom and dad would rush in, I was convinced the kid was real and it wasn't a dream.
...anyway....skip forward about 30yrs and I'm talking to my mom about the old house and reminding her about that nightmare I used to have...my mom says all casual like;
"Yeah me and your dad were really scared about that, the old woman who owned the house before us used to do illegal abortions in that room that was your bedroom and we thought it might be connected"
Gee thanks mom for giving me the abortion room.
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2018-11-01 at 7:47 PM UTC
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My nigga!
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That's what you get for buying non-branded dry dog food.
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Washing your greens is what faggots do...this is why kids are so sickly these days and allergies are up...back when I was a young-fella-me-lad you were encouraged to get down and dirty to build a strong immune system.
Making dog poop hedgehogs by sticking spent matchsticks in the back of local dogs droppings and then after the amusement of that wore off, then throwing it at passing motorcyclists built character too.
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2018-11-01 at 5:44 PM UTC
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My cardiologist said if she had her way she'd ban cheese altogether...I told her to shut up and keep sucking...and that it wasn't really cheese it was smegma.
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The world isn't at peace and hasn't been for most of human history (if not all)..there is always some war or conflict going on somewhere.
..and if neighbor keeps thumping that god damn basketball over and over it's going to be his damn head going through that hoop.
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You're not a negro Candy, you're a person, a unique and wonderful human with 2 bulbs of flesh that would feel soft and warm in the mouth.
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2018-11-01 at 12:41 PM UTC
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happy birthday lil peep
Oh yes.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Mr. Trump has over two dozen doubles. That's how he can be so many places at one time.
Perhaps it was a body double who banged Stormy Daniels...seems like a great out for Donny.
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2018-11-01 at 2:10 PM UTC
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I Voted Today
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I voted for the perma ban on Cuppo.
Would thank.
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2018-11-01 at 12:14 PM UTC
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Disclosure bullshit
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
lol anyone here about that giant the marines killed in Afghanistan? Sounds pretty rowdy
Probably a Scottish football hooligan who got lost.
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2018-10-31 at 8:30 PM UTC
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FUCK YOU
Originally posted by mmQ
I just told you.
Am I Q? Even throwing the number 9000 out there is weird because it's probably way more, as far as that number just indicating how many made up gods we have found to be believed in.
Well you don't have to believe in something to acknowledge that others do, The 9000 number was again as demonstration only...(and as noted in my post that said at the bottom (actual figures may vary)).
The point is religion is about faith, faith in something. An agnostic doesn't have faith that a particular god exists anymore than a atheist does..sure he is open to the possibility but that's not having faith in a god...so in that sense you are similar to an Atheist...Neither of you have faith in any one (or more) god(s).
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Virtually nom-nom-ing on candy's candy.
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2018-10-31 at 1:04 PM UTC
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fucking tired of doing drugs
I gave up bread, rice potatoes and alcohol a year ago...It made me a new man...a fucking miserable one but still a new one.
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