Originally posted by stl1
I've heard of "turtle heading" but I've never heard of it coming out the back side.
Recommend a doctor visit.
I recommend you visit the 20th century before participating in the 21st.
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Originally posted by RottenRobert
About 800,000 workers missed paychecks Friday, many receiving blank pay statements. Some posted photos of their empty earnings statements on social media as a rallying cry to end the shutdown, a jarring image that many in the White House feared could turn more voters against the president as he holds out for billions in new wall funding.
What do you think?
A great learning experience for them...that lesson being saving money and not living paycheck to paycheck like a dog...not that dogs get paid.
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2019-01-09 at 2:40 PM UTC
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Niggasin Space
Originally posted by cupocheer
Would you mind expounding on your reasoning for your specific answer?
Sure.
Niggas = people of color (a commonly used term to describe them)
in = inclusion within a particular area
Space = The void surrounding (but not necessarily excluding) our home planet
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Originally posted by mikeyagain
Thanks, but I cleaned it, and it rarely types the same letter.. I know they all couldn't all be stuck…
I have no doubt you've jizzed so many times on your keyboard that it's very possible for not only every key to be stuck but the fabric of time and space itself to be stuck together.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
The Whiskey River here closed down a couple months ago, I think.
We'll go to the one near me then after I buy you a steak dinner (insert hearteyed emote here)
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2019-01-11 at 1:55 PM UTC
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Your thoughts at the moment
If only it had been cup...
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We'll have to agree to disagree on this one son, She's a delightful princess who any frog would long for a kiss from.
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Originally posted by Phantasmagoria
The future is Japanese.
They can now develop their own offensive military …
Think about that for a moment
Nihonjin are the most fierce and destructive people if you allow them to flourish
Japan also has the smartest population on the planet
They're going to invent actual Mecha
And lolis will be in their military propaganda
Killer robots
They might even be the first to develop a seastead
I could see them doing that to combat overpopulation and as a backup in case the jedis try to destroy the land of Nihon.
Not anymore, they are a bunch of fucking nerds into anime and scared of talking to girls now...they also bob their heads too much in a servile way when talking to you.
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Protip for venom removal next time you get a bite.
Immediately get a shampoo bottle (or other such squeezable bottle. empty it out and crush all the air out of it...put a small hole in the bottom, place the mouth of the bottle over the bite and then suck with all your might the hole you just made on the other end.
It's a trick I learned back in my old Army days when we were in remote jungles...the hardest part is finding a shampoo bottle in the jungle.
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Originally posted by Archer513
This place needs some purdyin up
Now you've done it...
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2019-01-10 at 6:17 PM UTC
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Gadzooks is nice...
I believe Matt's cherry was plucked long ago...
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We figured you already had.
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I've done that a few times in my younger days...ordered food, drove around the block then come back and said "I ordered 2 (insert item here) and you only gave me 1...they never protested though.
Popeyes are great for adding bonus items to your order if you complain...last time I was in there (with the ex wife as I no longer eat such filth) I was waiting like 15 mins and kept complaining. We'd ordered 2x spicy chicken tits with mashed spuds...he ended up giving us 5 chicken tits 2 mashed spuds and like a dozen biscuits.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
What kind of tea? I assume it's decaffeinated…
Chamomile is supposed to be calming and sleep-inducing. Other than that, I don't know of any that are known for such effects.
Sleepy time tea is great for snuggly cold nights....so I heard.
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Insert photo of Candycain, dontellem, Mewsik and Benny here.
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2019-01-09 at 2:46 PM UTC
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Niggasin Space
Originally posted by cupocheer
Whom do you label as "people of color", please?
Depends on my mood. Mostly people of African descent though...I might call you a wog for giggles once in while though even if you are as white as the driven snow.
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2019-01-08 at 6:33 PM UTC
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This one or that one NOT both
Originally posted by mmQ
Give a reasin for picking motel 6 cmon
Wifi/electricity/pool/hot and cold running hors/pizza delivery etc...a mattress by the river doesn't usually come with those features.
OT Nigress
Large fries or baby carrots
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