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  1. OT..clearly the guy in the photos favorite EJ song is "I'm still standing"
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  2. Nothing makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside like the knowledge that the delicious Donttellem doesn't want me to die in a fire...I think I'd walk through fire though for just a moment of her precious time.
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  3. It's a toss up...
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  4. Originally posted by WellHung Jig, how are things down in Houston? Happy down there? Ever consider a company transfer to elsewhere in the States?

    It rained like a montherfinger last night, one of the underlings just called in to say he would be late, he lives 7 miles away...I reminded him I live 38 miles away and was here at 6.30...he better fucking bring breakfast if he's going to be late.

    Other than that it's the same shithole it's always been. At this point in life I'm done with moving around and being positive about the future. I'm all about naps and riding the train to the end of the line now and hoping the conductor doesn't check my ticket before we get there.
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  5. Originally posted by Dregs how the fuck does one remember every single day for the last 33 yrs? like really are you a computer/robot? like wtf?

    I barely remember yesterday.
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  6. Originally posted by WellHung gm Dad.

    Go get some free breakfast then head back to the room.
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  7. Are we sure it's deserts and not desserts? You've seen American Pie right?
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  8. Originally posted by Thotgirl Yeah company policy.

    Hi thotgirl, I think I love you.
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  9. Originally posted by CandyRein She must be a great poster you can’t stop talking about her..

    It's the old "maybe she'll notice me if I pull her hair" routine.
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  10. Originally posted by Grylls what the fuck is pool season?

    the game?

    In sunnier climates people have swimming pools, they generally only use them in the winter though due to the ground temperature making the water cold and the expense of heating a pool. So public/community pools etc have a season, Memorial day through labor day or something like that.

    The equivalent in england would be getting under the garden hose on July 17th when it gets up to 74F and the next days newspaper with the headline "74F..what a scorcher!!" along with a picture of some chick in a park eating an ice cream
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  11. Originally posted by CandyRein No..not expensive and thank you

    nacho chips 89 cent
    Banana peppers $1.89
    Meat $5.99
    Nacho cheese $2.69

    Dropping the first cheesey chip on your new silk shirt..priceless.
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  12. Cheerio! ..as me old mom used to say when she packed me off to the Americas.
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  13. I'm guessing the wooden spoon is for spankin dat ass...or tossing the salad...
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  14. Originally posted by Thotgirl Yeah i mean true money but i get tired.

    You need someone special who loves you and wont judge you, who will accept you and worship you, make you laugh, make you love like you didn't know you could. Show you how life can be so wonderful, show you things you've never seen, both literally and figuratively. Treat you as a person, a friend, a lover and an equal.

    Someone who thinks about you the moment they wake up and last thing before they sleep, who knows when you are down and brings you back up, does the little things that make you smile and lets you know you mean the world to them.

    ..or as I was saying an 80yr old billionaire who will sign his wealth over to you for twice a week dick suckings.

    I know which I'd choose...
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  15. Originally posted by CASPER But….is it really punishment if it makes you wet?

    *shrug*

    Clearly you are unfamiliar with the Chinese water torture.
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  16. Originally posted by tee hee hee I've never had relations with a woman!!

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  17. Originally posted by WellHung I got the S6 too, Dad. Overall I like it… but its glitched up in the software. Does yours run fine?

    I runs OK...video freezes sometimes when I'm watching xnxx...I mean youtube...but its livable with. I know they "rig" the OSes so they run slower (so you'll buy a new one) but I can still live with it at the moment...again now It's got a new battery in too that made a big difference as previously I had to pretty much keep it on the charger all the time.

    AT&T will upgrade me to an S9 for $20 a month...I'll wait till that drops to $15 or so though I think..or like you buy one outright off Ebay or something.
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  18. Not logging on is an effective way to "close" the account without paying $20...if you never open it/log on...it's closed.
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  19. A good father is one that prepares their son for the harsh realities of the world...that can't be done with cuddles and fishing trips. Best thing my dad did for me was kick me out when I was 16 after years of preparation.
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  20. Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers What do you do that requires you travel so much? James bond? is that you

    When I worked for Compaq I traveled a lot all over the US...training our various partners mostly which generally took multiple trips too because they were dumb Americans.

    Then Back before I moved to the USA I had various jobs/interests that involved a lot of travel etc, examples: I worked for an air charter broker that did a lot of Air ambulance work and also flew the rich and famous around in private jets etc...then there was the 6 months I worked as a laborer/maintenance guy at an Antarctic scientific base (for which I had to pass a very extensive psychological examination first) and of course the 6 week motorcycle trip across the Sahara for a popular UK motorcycle magazine story/article...though sadly that was canceled a week before it was to take place as the guy driving the backup/support vehicle broke his leg... not to mention my sporting activities and travels resulting from my Cycling, Swimming and Speed Skating activities.

    Of course now I'm old I just sit at this desk all day and reflect on the full life I've lived.
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