I've been fired a few times, including this job I have now...but I've never ended up being fired, they've always immediately rehired me because they know I'm so valuable to their success. It's at the point now I don't feel I'm doing a good job if I don't get fired at least once every 6 months.
Trolling in real life...it's what's for lunch.
ETA: The last time was about 8 months ago after I told the boss/owner to get the fuck out of my office. After he rehired me he said "I don't know what to say, i've never met anyone like you"...I said "Maybe you should get out more"
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Originally posted by WellHung
😃😆 happy Friday dear father! I know you're going to be in the best of moods today because you got three days away from that unfun place that ur forced to stay for most of the weekdays.👍
Indeed, son...lets go fishing for trout and then maybe tonight hit the houston dive bars to find some more old trouts.
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Originally posted by CASPER
Why is this a thing? I lean towards wrens assessment, but I'm befuddled as to why anyone gives a fuck what pretty anonymous people do on a little Internet forum. If that means catfishinv each other for a decade- cool. If that means meeting up and moving in together- cool. If that means talking online….cool. Why does anyone care about anything? Matt is moving towards being a top tier meta troll.
It's either that or talking about the weather.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Folks, all I have is an electric kettle. God-bless her heart, she meant well, she's just not a coffee drinker… Folks, ground coffee does not dissolve in water… But that's OK…I'm gonna have some sediment with my coffee this morning.
You can still used an electic kettle, you just need to fashion some coffee fil-ters from underpants to hold the grinds which will also infuse the coffee with a nutty flavor, then poor the hot water over it slowly into your cup...
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Boom! that's what you get MMQ!
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Originally posted by mmQ
A DTE thank is like someone handing you a piece of shit and telling you you're welcome
Oh MMQ...what happened to you...
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Lol silly 😋 It wasn't ur best work 😘
It's early...we need to go back to bed so I can work on my linguistics.
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DTE didn't thank my poem, that's how I know it was worthless, as is my life without her thanks.
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MMQ what happened to you
you used to be so nice and true
With your gentle smile
and persuasive wile
Winning the ladies through and through
But then you turned
I guess you learned
how to be a twat
Attacking sweet candyrein
and causing her pain
and generally treating her like a mat
Think about your choices
you have in this life
think about spreading love
instead of strife
I think you'll find
when your in a bind
kindness can save your life
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The rate of suicide is higher than the rate of new members sign up...if we DHers hadn't come along to boost the numbers there would only be 2 of them left..and by Christmas only 1.
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Originally posted by stl1
Has your little pee-pee gotten any bigger?
Don't know, my belly gets in the way....I'll ask your daughter next time she's down there to describe it for me and let you know.
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Is anyone else masturbating reading all this or is it just STL?
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Originally posted by CASPER
I mean honestly it is weird no one has posted a pic. Anytime Ive met people from the forums, we've either gone on TC together or taken pictures. I always just assumed they were doing the long distance/ cam thing. Which is totally fine- i mean if your life is enriched by a long distance relationship with someone, theres no shame in that at all. Then again, the amount of time i spent speculating on this topic that has zero to do with me was like….22 seconds.
Also- ive never had sober sex either, and it scares the shit out of me how thats eventually going to go down. Sitting in a room full of murderers, junkies, prostitutes, robbers…perfectly at ease. Have to give a class presentation, or do anything conventionally normal….panic attack, start shaking like a leaf. lol.
If you live a normie live having your pic on the net and/or any personally info has a tendency to bite you in the ass at some point...without actually achieving much by posting it in the first place.
A wise man once said "I'm here for my entertainment, not yours" - and yes, that wise man was me.
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More exciting that changing a thermostat.
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Originally posted by stl1
I'm very sane. I'm also still very capable as in the last month, while you were playing with yourself over the internet, I've replaced my daughter's water heater and heating and cooling thermostat
I think I'd sooner be playing with myself than having some crazy old dude fucking around with my boiler to be honest.
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Originally posted by stl1
She only knows from video mutual masturbation. Never had, and never will, taste his cum personally.
Sorry, but the truth hurts.
OK STL has officially jumped the shark. Candy, buy a gun and lock your doors.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Bikers don't do that
Um yes they do, I was a biker till I came to the US and I still see them acknowledging each other now on the highways and byways of this god forsaken country.
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2019-05-23 at 12:45 PM UTC
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Sweden Bans Own Culture
Nazis probably use regular letters and words too, Are they going to therefore ban all language and written word? dumbasses
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2019-05-22 at 7:41 PM UTC
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Kony 2020
Doesn't he make hot dogs or something?
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2019-05-22 at 4:43 PM UTC
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Your thoughts at the moment
Originally posted by WellHung
lol… I have gathered that you like to read…fiction or nonfiction?
90% Non fiction, I like to learn, not much to learn from story books, though the odd one here and there can be entertaining.
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