I was in a titty bar once with a woman friend and she wanted me to lick the soles of her feet so everyone could see.
Obviously I didn't, what kind of bullshit is that, licking the soles of feet that 3hrs eariler were probably walking on a carpet at home laden with her dogs ball and ass juices.
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2022-04-19 at 5:41 PM UTC
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Do you like skirts?
Originally posted by tee hee hee
Im in a mood to buy a long flowy flowery skirt but im concerned that since its 2022 and the less clothing the better it might give off an air of Amishness. What are your thoughts on women (since birth) wearing long skirts or just skirts/ dresses in general.
Long skirts are dumb
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2022-04-19 at 5:57 PM UTC
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What do you do for fun?
Originally posted by Wariat
try to fuck teenagers?
Reading about it has been torture so far.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
I drink two coffees and a couple of different teas a day, and im glowing!
You think you can show up here after weeks of absence and talk about beverages? well you can't.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Folks, is backing in quicker and easier than backing out, in a race against the clock?
No, it's not quicker or easier. People who back in to parking spots will tell you "Uhhh it's safer when you are pulling out"...it's a crock of shit of course.
No, the reason it they think they are awesome drivers and backing into spots is a flex "Look at me, I have such precise control of my vehicle that I can back into this spot right here"...meanwhile a normal person has pulled in forwards and already in the store.
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2022-04-19 at 4:53 PM UTC
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How many beers do you drink?
0...well maybe 1 every 3 months or so, also quit for hot girl summer too.
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After being caffeine free for about a month now I can safely say I feel no different.
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I quit drinking coffee and switched to green tea.
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2022-04-18 at 8:50 PM UTC
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What kind of primate are you
A human seems the obvious choice.
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Originally posted by Lodger Free
Tell friends to tell friends to tell friends. Etc
So 17 subs.
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I've never had a zest or zeal for copulating with black folk, Hispanics yes, native American yes, Asians yes, whitey yes, Blacks, NO.
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AS long as you have a strong body, an active mind and a wealth of friends here on NIS you'll never be poor.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Is that why you're so cheap on tires and other necessities? So you can give your money twinks?
Pretty much...I'm cheap on everything for myself but generous with my lovers.
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Originally posted by Lodger Free
Everyone here should promote this so fona gets a huge subscribe fanship and be flagged on YouTube for endorsement pay.
They'll aid him in the algorithm which places him in the daily suggest.
If everyone here subbed that would still only be 14 subs.
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Suggestion for getting lots of views...
Create an episode about installing ceiling fans and title the video "only fans" with a thumbnail of you making an "O" face with one finger in your mouth.
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I dreamed Texas was invaded by the Russians and I was driving somewhere and came across a Russian checkpoint...a dozen Russian military were milling about obviously with guns and a couple of them had RPGs...they stopped me and checked my car and then let me go but as I looked in my rear view mirror a couple of them were facing my car and laughing and then one raised his RPG at my car...the dream ended there and THE NIGHTMARE BEGAN!
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Yes several times.
Notable ones were the ugly fat chick back in England who after she'd been sniffing around me all night had her friend say to me "She wants you to take her out back (of the bar) and fuck her, are you gay?" to which I replied "yes".
Another time was here in Houston when I was sitting at the bar minding my own business and a chick came over, lifted her top to show me her tits (at which point I tweaked her nipple) and said "It's my birthday and I want to get laid tonight".
She wasn't bad either but very drunk, her friends came over though and rescued her from my clutches...probably for the best as I didn't need a rape charge.
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2022-04-14 at 1:34 PM UTC
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Big bad storm a comin'
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