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[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
So I go to one of my two local friendly neighbourhood pubs, and it turns out they have a stand up comedy night there now.
During a comment about animal testing in science, I did the contemporary, male equivalent, version of a the monocle drop... I dropped my pint of beer and shattered broken glass and beer all over the bar and floor.
But that's not the exact cause of today's emotional experience.
I immediately settled my tab, helped clean up, then exited promptly out of embarrassment.
I then proceeded to my backup bar for when I get kicked of the other one for being too drunk. I ran into a few folks who had been in the previous bar; a dude and two gals.
They invite me over to their table, and so I join them. But a British fellow, with a bit of a unique, albeit Commonwealth all the same, accent was a tad (maybe a decade) younger than me, and had the blond hair and exotic accent going on, was among them.
The ease with which he flirted with every and any attractive woman in the bar was a spectacle to behold. He got the cute young red headed servers number on his way out... With the two gals he arrived with.
Now I feel like an old POS. Back on the day drinking wagon of course, because why even try at this point.
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Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
you obviously don't know how math works. i already did the exponential facepalm. you're losing every facet of this argument.
Why not just say "you're losing every part of this argument?" Why use FACET?
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Sickening that the UK government used tax dollars to personally stake out this man's residence 24/7 for almost 10 years. Just imagine the cost to the taxpayer for this heinous and illegal harassment!
We use pounds not dollars you dumb twat.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Only 3 miles per gallon though.
True but hey if he has the money to buy one and a financial situation that allows him to do either or, I imagine the 3 miles per gallon wouldn't matter much...…………………...oh wait this is NIS
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