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Posts That Were Thanked by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    I have never in my life heard of a grizzly bear being associated with gay bath houses

    Maybe you’re associating with people who associate the two..
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  2. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Neither.
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  3. I'll translate:

    Somebody who was acting weird got in OP's car for an uber ride

    Said person said OP was driving while intoxicated on the uber app and so OP can not pick anyone else up

    OP believes this person was sent by somebody who was out to get him

    OP is now contemplating his next move
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  4. They probably think I'm some kind of terrorist or mobster now thanks to the opera music and the nature of the firearm involved, not to mention the exclamation of "I GOT A SPRINKLER YOU CAN INSPECT, MOTHERFUCKERS" before I finally woke up and remembered that they were coming today

    They really ought to fucking knock first though

    And what kind of God-forsaken time is 8:30 anyway?
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  5. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6983917/Migration-Mars-unifying-mission-priority-argues-Buzz-Aldrin.html

    What a tard. I think the dailymail is post-stalking me and Buzz Aldrin must be senile. Does he not understand how insane the temperatures on Mars are? It would be extremely difficult to do this and you'd have to be underground for thousands of years while terra forming.

    Ironic, humans think they can just destroy one planet and simply move onto the next like it's no big deal. Hopefully aliens ass-rape any humans that try to colonize Mars.



    Buzz Aldrin calls for 'great migration of humankind to Mars' as he praises Trump's plan for moon mission but warns against a new space race
    The time has come to make a giant leap and move to Mars, says the astronaut
    He sees setting up a permanent manned base on the Moon as the next small step
    'Great migration' of humans to Mars essential as either 'we explore or we expire

    Humanity must make a giant leap in space exploration and begin the process of migrating to Mars, argues Apollo astronaut Buzz Aldrin.

    The 89-year-old said a 'great migration' is necessary not only for the sake of exploration but for the ongoing survival of the human race.

    Aldrin advocated for a spirit of international collaboration, based on the work being undertaken on the International Space Station, with America taking the lead.

    Buzz Aldrin, along with fellow astronauts Neil Armstrong and Michael Collins, landed on the moon almost 50 years ago.


    They did this with a mission, Aldrin wrote in an opinion piece in the Connecticut paper Washington Post.

    'Apollo 11 aimed to prove America's can-do commitment to space exploration, as well as its national security and technological superiority.'

    'We did all that. We also "Came in Peace for all Mankind"'

    'More of that is needed now.'

    Mr Aldrin's comments follow from US Vice President Mike Pence's recent announcement that NASA is planning a new manned mission to the moon.

    'I am with him, in spirit and aspiration,' said Buzz.

    'Having been there, I can say it is high time we returned.'

    'Today, many nations have eyes for the moon, from China and Russia to friends in Europe and [the] Middle East. That is all good.'

    However, Mr Aldrin proposes that the United States should not only co-operate but also 'offer itself as a willing team leader in exploring every aspect of the moon.'

    Such an endeavour, he argues, would extend up to the moon the open and eager spirit of co-operation presently seen surrounding the activities of the International Space Station.

    However, it is the red planet that Mr Aldrin thinks needs to become the long-term focus of NASA's attention.

    'Mars is waiting to be discovered,' said Aldrin.

    'Not by clever robots and rovers - though I support NASA's unmanned missions - but by living, breathing, walking, talking, caring and daring men and women.'

    Buzz said that, for this to actually happen, members of congress, the Trump administration and the American public must all push to make the human exploration of Mars a national priority.

    ‘To be clear, I do not mean spending billions of taxpayer dollars on a few hijinks or joy rides, allowing those who return to write books, tweet photos and talk of the novelty,’ said Aldrin.

    ‘I mean something very different.’

    Both the US and the wider international community, Aldrin said, 'should focus on opening the door, in our time, to the great migration of humankind to Mars.'

    'Books aplenty have been written about how to do this, and they have inspired government and non-government leaders to make lofty plans, he added.

    'But plans without a detailed architecture, and without that "next step" into the future, are just fantasy.'
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  6. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    You're beautiful jigg
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tee hee we've delivered on your requests, but no reciprocation. Y so selfish? You're not ASHAMED of your body ARE YOU??
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  8. Originally posted by -SpectraL The US already did it. Read about the Philadelphia Experiment. Sailors stuck knee high in the floors, with parts of their bodies fused into the bulkheads, and the ship appearing in two places at once within a green field, hundreds of miles apart. Don't you worry. They know all about it.

    what are you like when youre not on wheede
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  9. DontTellEm Black Hole
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  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I'm not talking to u weirdo.
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  11. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Just because it's patented doesn't mean it works
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  12. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I thought you were going to say you had your dick in your hand and you thought of JJ
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  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    My stomach hurts.
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  14. Originally posted by HTS Considering Americam culture basically dictates the culture of the entire Anglosphere

    I...uh...don't think that's the case...
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  15. Ghost Black Hole
    Enjoy paying twice as much for half the computer.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I cringed.

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  17. itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 5'3'' and 110lbs ?

    how big is your dad ? if hes 25% bigger than your mom then chances are hes a closet pedo.

    What on earth does the size of my Dad have to do with my Mom's size? I'm 4'10" 89 lbs and was married to a man 6'3" and 250 lbs smdh

    BTW no he was a full fledge Cad and a male whore
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  18. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The good thing about manual labor is you don't need to go to the gym…think of it as paid exercise…that's what I always tell my underlings.

    Women also like a handy man. I know a guy who is ex military, but after he got out of the military, owned several businesses, made shitloads of money, and still did manual labor just for the practice and exercise. He'd have an entire crew of people working for him, sometimes they wouldn't even know he was their boss, and he'd get in and work with them, doing their job better than they could. He's never had any trouble attracting women because he can fix pretty much anything. Taught me how to solder and sweat copper and a bunch of other stuff. That's why I'd work for free sometimes, just to learn a trade. Even if the economy collapses and the money is worthless, the person that knows several trades is going to be better off than the person working in an office, because they can actually fix stuff, do things that are actually useful.
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  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm curious how you come and go without them locking you out

    It's illegal. I've been here longer than 30 consecutive days... so I've established permanent residency in the eyes of the law. To get me out of here, they have to go through eviction proceedings, in court, just like any normal landlord would, to a leased tenant. I don't believe that's how it works down in the Lone Star State.
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    to clarify, a farm with a specific strain of whatever crop is not self-contained - they eventually travel far, often contaminating nearby farms and fields.

    allowing companies to sue farmers for cultivating a specific, patented (which is absurd in and of itself) plant without having to prove foreknowledge or intent is extremely predatory behavior, especially considering that contamination can easily happen without their knowledge.
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