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  1. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Ghost shows up to function with a full platter of deviled eggs

    Everyone finds out ghost brought the deviled eggs

    Ghost leaves function with a full platter of deviled eggs

    Lolz
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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you want to marry an illegal immigrant you should move to Houston, you can't walk 10ft without one of them throwing themselves and their 3 brown kids at your feet, ayeee pappi.



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you want to marry an illegal immigrant you should move to Houston, you can't walk 10ft without one of them throwing themselves and their 3 brown kids at your feet, ayeee pappi.

    I'm actually going to agree with you on this.. you know what you're talking about, unfortunately. I got called papi like 35 times last night. I've always thought I'd get married and have kids even though I've had the chance multiple times but I don't want to get a tortilla thrown in face at the dinner table and have to beat up some whore

    Guatemalans, mexicans, and venezualans.. are really weird people

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  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Sure, any dishonest idiot can level a false allegation. Doesn't actually mean anything, when the person is vindicated. That's all this impeachment is: an allegation. It doesn't carry any more weight than the facts which support it, and in this case, there are none. That's why the dummies couldn't call any fact witnesses, because there are none to call.
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  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Deviled eggs are only good for creating the raunchiest farts
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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr i just love all the "SHEEPLE" and how they "think" they're so informed on chit- but really havent a "real" fuq'n clue!

    if you really knew your chit about how the government was ran… you'd realize what is "really" gonna happen!



    Dumbos.

    What's great is after all is said and done, and Trump is in his second term, unscathed, we can come back to this thread and laugh at the Hillary-bot doorknobs and their bedtime stories.
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  6. DontTellEm Black Hole

    I see u walking real slow, smiling at everyone
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    getting fucked by a nigger
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  8. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Poorest ppl in America are the fatest
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  9. Originally posted by Technologist I don’t believe that’s true at all. You have your money hungry people, but many are content to have a home and job security. Now these trump supporters may be stupid enough to believe they’re going somewhere, but they’re not. They’re stuck in their station in life waiting on trump to “save them”. Not gonna happen.

    lazy people who enjoy doing nothing and waiting for handouts arent trupm supporters.

    trump is wellknown as an employee, ie, a boss.

    and bosses are as we all know, antithesises to lazy people every where.
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  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The Democrats don't get to call witnesses in the Senate, because they already said it's perfectly fine to deny witnesses to the other side of the aisle. Fair is fair.
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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    women shouldn't be allowed to drive
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  12. Originally posted by -SpectraL What's the sense in keeping somebody banned when they can just post at will anyways? Isn't the "ban" kinda pointless? Just go ahead and unban his original account. Not like it's going to make any difference.

    to provide amusement.
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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    At a friends house with my gf and a bunch of other people after driving down to San Diego to visit one of her friends at school. I forget what we did I think we went to some weird motel party. I do my usual and sneak off and smoke dope in the bathroom with the shower running. She and her friend have clearly started doing coke and the mdma capsules in the ashtray in the car are suddenly awol now too. I’m unusually relaxed which is rare for me around a bunch of people I don’t know. Strike up conversation with some people at one of the SDSU off campus housing things and a handful of them come over to our house to drink. At this point I’m probably a gram or more into my heroin (which at the time was an insane amount for me), maybe 6 or 7 beers and a few glasses of makers. I’m just fucked. Gf comes back in, she and her skank friend prance and giggle their way to the bathroom together to take candid pictures of each other on the toilet. Comes out and sees me talking to a couple of the new people, one of which was a girl. She’s already being loud and obnoxious, but now she’s also being super territorial n shit. She’s standing in front of me and wiggling her butt back and forth, and sliding her hand down my pants. At some point I tell her to chill, bc the other people obviously think this is awkward and her energy level is way to high for like 1am. I kinda disengage from her and she gets pissed, I say something like “Maybe if you weren’t acting like a fucking tweaker”. She and her friend leave.

    Its now like 2:30 and she’s not answering my texts. I tell her if she too fucked up, just call me and I’ll pick them up (rofl). Eventually I get pissed off that she’s purposely not answering her phone, and I lay down in the living room and pass out with a mixing bowl and a water bottle bc I’m almost positive I’m gonna puke. Smoke some more heroin to settle my stomach and pass out. Come half conscious and she’s on top of me on the living room floor, and there was some other random passed out a few feet away but she was just on her own little thing. I’m so numb I barely know what’s going on I can’t even feel me inside of her but I feel her scratching and grinding against me, then I pass out again.

    Wake up. Mouth tastes awful. It’s fucking cold bc someone left the patio door open, and all I found was a bath towel to use as a blanket. There’s a groan like a bagpipe being stepped on. I feel so awful I just want to go back to sleep. My belt and buckle are digging into the back of my ass and I’m sweaty and it’s freezing and I move my hips to try to pull them up. Try to get under the towel, but her hand is against my cheek and it’s just so fucking cold. I think that’s what made me realize the groan was coming from her. I roll over and push her off me and her blue eyes are open but half shut. I know she sometimes has night terrors and sleeps with her eyes open, but she doesn’t make noise like this. I try to shake her awake. I’m whispering to her. I shake her harder. Now I’m getting loud and panicky. The feeling when I realized what was going on was like having everything in my chest sucked out into the vacuum of space. I think I said to the sleeping girl “is this real? Is this real” over and over again. Now I’m cursing and freaking out. I try doing cpr, but the sounds she’s making sound like I’m hurting her. A couple of her friends have woken up now. Someone’s saying “Give her some water! Give her water!” And I’m like she can’t even swallow dude. Someone says there’s a fire station a couple blocks away. I can’t find the keys. I’m about to cry. One of the other friends is calling 911. One of the people from earlier offers to drive. I put her over my shoulder to get her out the door and she throws up. I lay in the truck bed with her and she almost slides out the tailgate when he rounds the end of the block. Guy rings the bell. The firefighters were awesome. I wish I could’ve been that calm. I can’t tell them what she’s taken bc I really don’t know. I tell them her name. They ask if has any medical conditions or allergies. For some reason I feel that her strawberry allergy is pertinent info. They’re shining lights in her eyes and putting a tube down her throat. Other emts or whatever put her on a thing and before know what’s going on, they’re already gone.

    I didn’t think to ask where they were taking her, or whether I could ride with her. The guy that drove me, is really cool. Offers to smoke me out. We’re just really quiet but then I start having a panic attack so I ask for him to drop me off. Go back. Find her keys. Take her car. Park behind a market and get high. The last 2 balloons aren’t in my wallet. I get furious. Then I finally cry and I cry for like an hour until I have a headache.



    Would not recommend the experience.
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  14. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The 'against the wall' thing is from her native language, where being put against the wall means you're holding somebody accountable for their actions. This is her post explaining it



    It's really hilarious that the right has latched onto this bizarre hatred of a 16 year old girl who is doing nothing but good for the world.

    …while simultaneously having some pedo sexual attraction to her.

    it doesnt matter if your in feudalistic swissland or in communistic china or spigotic mexhico the only reason you line people against the wall to hold them accountable is to shoot them.

    with guns.
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I found you both nice homes in a hip upcoming part of town, you are now neighbors. I even put in a softball field and a flower garden to provide some contrast to the receycling center and factories behind you

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  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    I'm gay and even I don't look for the penises.

    You must be ultra gay.

    It has nothing to do with being gay, I looked at several of those body part pictures and was like oh.. theres arm.. theres a torso.. theres leg.. but you don't see any penis's.. you would think they would of displayed those to make it more brutal.. but they figured it would embarrass all mexicans, because mexicans are known for having tiny dicks. its true. be in denial about it..

    and yes §m£ÂgØL we know, you don't have to remind us every day about how you are.. we know.. we know...
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  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by hornyhol3 i do miss some pics of bad college girls. I never saved them tho.

    No thank you, officer.
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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER Slavery is such an ugly word. I prefer them to be known as my "Lil Helpers"

    employees just works so much better.


    .
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  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would have showed up just for the fruit cup is that melon I see
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    They are bored because you aren't an African immigrant that slaps them around and cheats on them

    Women don't value love and companionship anymore. They only care about their insta followers and having a cool drama filled life waking up next to a new cute guy every day, kicking his ass out and going to work the focus on their careers because she is a WOMAN THAT DONT NEED NO MAN
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