Posts by Count_blah

1. 2018-05-03 at 6:43 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Count_blah Yung Blood
   smoke more crack
2. 2018-05-03 at 12:03 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Count_blah Yung Blood

   Originally posted by the pat-man mcdonalds or waffle house

   
   I hope you went waffle
3. 2018-05-02 at 9 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Count_blah Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Zanick I honestly would but you could direct the whole fund into my bank account and I'd still have negative money. Really sorry to hear about what happened to her and what it means for your income, I hope things get better.

   
   Thanks man, I know how that is. I got most of our bills covered but the dr's and food may be an issue.
4. 2018-05-02 at 8:25 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Count_blah Yung Blood
   My girl broke her arm yesterday, gonna be out of work for like 6 weeks. If any of yall want to help out I can pm you the go fund me link
5. 2018-04-29 at 4:40 PM UTC in Getting old is weird
   Count_blah Yung Blood

   Originally posted by gumbo I hear retirement homes are ripe with sex

   
   I've heard this as well
6. 2018-04-29 at 4:25 PM UTC in What did you bust your first nut fapping to?
   Count_blah Yung Blood
   For me it was an old playboy my dad kept on the top shelf in the bathroom. This was early 90's so full bush.
7. 2018-04-29 at 4:03 PM UTC in Getting old is weird
   Count_blah Yung Blood
   I'm approaching my 40's now and thinking about shit I do now vs even 10 yrs ago is kinda weird. Like before I'd spend my days doing drugs and chasing poon but now I'm planting flowers and have a garden and shit. I also invest in stocks and am actively planning my retirement. It's just odd how in the span of a few years we can change so much I guess. inb4oldfag
8. 2018-04-29 at 2:17 AM UTC in Synthetic benzos
   Count_blah Yung Blood
   Etiz is garbage, get the xannies and k pins
9. 2018-04-28 at 9:34 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   Count_blah Yung Blood

   Originally posted by TT.x1c we are planning to release the procedure to the public free of charge in the spring of next year

   
   I was joking around man, this is the retarded thread
10. 2018-04-28 at 9:27 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Count_blah Yung Blood
    and there's nothing worse then a chick taking a huge smelly shit with the door wide open. Fuckin listening to her straining groans and the "plop plop"
11. 2018-04-28 at 9:26 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Count_blah Yung Blood

    Originally posted by TT.x1c we are currently developing a new process for the synthesis of 4-MAR

    
    I am renowned chemist Anamiza, I can provide you this information for 10,000USD send me private message to arrange payment.
12. 2018-04-28 at 4:16 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Count_blah Yung Blood
    you ever ate at what a burger up there pat-man?
13. 2018-04-28 at 4:12 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Count_blah Yung Blood

    Originally posted by the pat-man never actually fucked with a hooker was always concerned about stings / nigger ambushes

    
    you had to research some but there were forums where all the legit ones were listed. I won't lie I fucked some fine ass bitches young enough to be my daughter. Some of the best money I ever spent.
14. 2018-04-28 at 4:01 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Count_blah Yung Blood

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Eroticmonkey was swept. Lol.

    
    damn, there's a small streetwalker scene down here but the backpage whores were huge. Cops also run tons of stings down here. last backpage sting they did they were letting johns touch the undercovers tits before they busted em which i thought was against the rules. Like my pappy said, if she's got all her teeth or her shoes aint scuffed its a cop.
15. 2018-04-28 at 3:55 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Count_blah Yung Blood

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH That's what it was, but damn is FEDS DID A SWEEP ever applicable. One day just bam. They got eccie too which I thought was somewhat under the radar.

    
    did the erotic review get zapped too? I know there's gotta be a shit ton of pissed off whores. I imagine old school pimps and asian rub and tugs are happy. I have absolutely no desire to ever stick my dick in an asian. They're more subhuman than niggers to me.
16. 2018-04-28 at 2:29 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Count_blah Yung Blood

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH It's crazy to me that they were all around for so long then poof! I feel kinda like that shit ain't ever coming back.

    
    usasexguide says they got some shit in the works. That new human trafficking bill killed em
17. 2018-04-28 at 2:03 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Count_blah Yung Blood
    Fuckin blows that backpage and all the other whoremonger sites got shut down
18. 2018-04-28 at 12:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Count_blah Yung Blood
    the answer to most of life's problems is pussy, it's also the cause
19. 2018-04-28 at 12:23 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Count_blah Yung Blood
    Alternatively go hang out at chuck e cheese and slip some dick to a single mom
20. 2018-04-27 at 11:22 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Count_blah Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Malice A.utism is just this perpetual state of being profoundly locked in withdrawn, unable to connect with anyone, severe difficulty even communicating. It’s not a shell you can necessarily break out of because it’s neurological, not psychological.
    
    This isn’t a life worth living. It’s akin to permanently feeling like you’re in solitary confinement regardless of who you’re around, how many people you’re around, where you are.
    
    Maybe I should try MDMA. I would need something to counteract the effect on norepinephrine, though. I did notice some interesting pro-social effects. The depression afterwards was pretty severe, but this could potentiality be mitigated.
    
    It’s extremely risky, though. It could psychologically destroy me, experiencing that for the first time, with the way I perceive reality, human life in particular. Having a profoundly positive experience, learning what I’ve been missing out on this entire time, then being thrust right back into this hell, could rapidly push me over the edge.
    
    Oh, fuck this, why not just go straight to eternal peace.

    
    IF you can still find methylone (bkmdma) I suggest hitting up 5-800mg