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2020-03-31 at 4:31 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?
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2020-03-31 at 4:29 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?
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2020-03-31 at 4:27 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?It's not Bling. I miss him tho as well. I still don't remember your OG account name. Or your new one. Infiltrator alert!
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2020-03-31 at 4:22 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?
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2020-03-31 at 4:19 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?
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2020-03-31 at 4:07 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?
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2020-03-31 at 3:55 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?
Originally posted by -SpectraL I did get you unbanned, by forcing zok to agree to the Armistice, which included unbanning all permabanned members, including you.
Proof? I negotiated my unbanning with Fish personally. You were never brought up as an actor in that whole war to my knowledge. If you have proof, I'll accept it. But screenshots from M&A before the war even began, aren't gonna cut it. -
2020-03-31 at 3:45 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?So you got some circa '08 screenshots from M&A. Doesn't mean you leveraged hacked mod accounts to get me unbanned. All these caps are before I was even waging war on Zoklet. If you have actual proof of having access to hacked mod accounts during the war, or negotiating the cease fire, let's see those. But I know you don't, because I did all that shit personally.
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2020-03-31 at 3 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?I don’t even remember showing you those guys. That must have been years ago. Did you go by a different name?
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2020-03-31 at 2:47 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?Drawball, Butthole Ladies, and Trolling The Underworld all came after the Great War. So really they had no reason to cut me a break initially. I would push the limits, release moderator PI, get banned, then claim I was being oppressed and organize massive spam raids filled with PI. I’m shocked they let me back after getting permabanned multiple times. They had no reason to really, I hadn’t started making real content yet. Once I started making content showing my face and what I was up to in real life, I think the administration was more confused than anything else. I don’t think any of them ever posted in the BHL or TTU threads. They were just happy that I was focusing my energies on something else...
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2020-03-31 at 2:07 AM UTC in What happened to Zok?
Originally posted by -SpectraL I ended up returning control of the hacked mod accounts to zok, in exchange for the Great Armistice, where poast-bortem! and others, people zok swore would never be unbanned, would be unbanned.
I arranged all that myself. I turned Slim and Rizzo, among others. I collected all the private information of moderators. I setup shop at xannex’s sister site therevoltpress and organized the troll raids from there. I’m the one who ground out hundreds of spam accounts and distributed them to my team. It was our efforts that led to the cease fire and the unlocking of permabanned accounts, including my own, which stayed active until the very end."Wires + PMS = Poast Ban Hammered." - Dfg
"Poast was banned simply for expressing his beliefs and ideals." - project pat
"But all that aside, I like Poast." - SpectraL-
"tl;dr poast is a nigger" - mantikore
"Poast is FOR SURE a cool guy to chill with IRL." - IWD
"Theres a little bit of poast bortem in all of us." - Marijuanasaurus
"Viva La Poast!" - ysr2096
"I always thought of him as "poast bordem" as in "posting while bored." - LSA King
"Poast is one of if not the single greatest poster in totse history. Without him and his yearning for freedom this website would be a truly ghoullish place to visit." - Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey
"If I had to live with poast I would beat my own ass every morning for making the choices that led me to have to live with such a mongoloid retard." - constantinople
"Why is poast banned? Why the fuck is my mane nigga banned? fuck dese mods." - 5024L
"I don't have anything against Poast - but, I find a lot of his behavior is…well…gross." - Proots
"Unless you were making a baseless accusation (common tactic of poast's, btw)." - Virus
"I have to say… I am loving Poast's Jihad on Zoklet." - Full Frontal
"You shall be the next POAST." - cosmo
"Poast Bortem is a fucking faggot. I can't fucking believe that Slim-ov-derby threw away his shit over it." - driveby
"Did anyone else hear anything about poast bortem spamming the living fuck out of the iirc?" - reallystupidstuff
"How do I become a martyr like Poast? I wanna stand up for my freedom of speech." - Travis Bickle
"So you may have heard - Poast is now perma-gone. This is a direct result of yet more conspiracy-mongering on his part, in particular an effort he and a few others were making towards getting Dfg demodded. The other users involved have been warned not to get involved in these kinds of antics. At this point, my main priority is keeping Poast gone for good. If he wants to divulge our "deep dark secrets," I'm honestly not too worried. I'm sure he'll intentionally pick the worst, most out of context things he can find, and I'm sure he'll try to blow it all out of proportion with yet more of his hilarious "We are the people and this is a revolution" type rhetoric." - Fish -
2020-03-30 at 6:44 AM UTC in COCSPASMOG mod patroller reporting in.
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2020-03-29 at 4:43 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Go fuck yourselfves.
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2020-03-28 at 8:25 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2020-03-27 at 3:02 AM UTC in A former girlfriend of Snab Snib told me that Snib aint packin' anything big...
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2020-03-06 at 7:35 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Let’s get out of here buddy. This’ll never be the longest thread ever. They just don’t believe anymore. They’ve all grown up. They don’t care about us.
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2020-03-06 at 7:21 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Ungrateful troglodytes. Niggas truly is gay.
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2020-03-04 at 10:53 AM UTC in Corona Virus doubles global infections & deaths in 24 hours
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2020-02-28 at 7:37 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I got a story. It all started at our old party house, the most famous one, the one that made or broke new comers, the one that got our apartment raided by a task force years later. So at some point we let this wannabe jarhead move in. One night he gets shit faced with us and decides to sober up by taking a cold shower fully clothed with sneakers on. When he’s finished he must have leaped from the tub because he somehow puts one foot through the inside of the toilet, knocking out a massive hole in the front of the bowl.
Bear in mind this toilet had basically never been cleaned in the year that we lived at this house, and we were throwing parties 5-6 nights a week. The black mold on every surface had long ago turned pink. Days go by and we’re partying so hard every night that random drunk people are still using the toilet. Each time they flush, the contents spill out all over the floor. There’s old dirty towels all over the ground to sop up the human waste but not much more is being done.
One night we have a redneck over who swears he knows how to fix it and drags us all into the bathroom to demonstrate his idea. He staggers to the toilet and basically gets on his knees in the filth to get a better look at it. Immediately he sticks his hand in the bowl and he's openly touching the inside of the bowl, full on caressing it drunk as fuck, really getting to know the contours of the break and what might be done to fix it. He’s basically talking out of his ass mumbling about some janky plan to patch it up. I'm trying to tell him to stop fucking touching it when he recoils in horror. He's cut himself on the exposed porcelain, badly. I saw it up close and it was a pretty deep cut.
He tries to play it off legit and get back to the party as I'm just fucking disgusted backing away in shock, imagining the sheer filth of what he just lacerated himself on. I go to offer him some peroxide but of course there's none left, so he just washes his cut under the faucet and wraps it up with toilet paper that everyone had been using to shit with. He's lucky we had toilet paper at all, we used a phone book off and on for months when we couldn’t get our hands on any coffee fi|ters.
Here's a couple bonus shots from that legendary bathroom. Had my first threesome in here, landlord was pissed tearing through the house one day and caught 5 drunk people hiding out in the dark, greasy women used to hide their soiled panties in here and people would parade them around the party weeks or months later and threaten people with them. When things almost went too far with a particularly disgusting pair one night, I put them in a zip loc bag and threw it on the neighbors roof. I needed to sleep.
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2020-02-27 at 6:19 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!To this day when I see the guy around at bars, he’ll announce to everyone that I’m the only person who’s ever had the balls to swing on him. Got him in the ear. Little bitch didn’t do shit. Just took it.
