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Posts by Kinks

  1. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I read some of it but then it started talking about penguins and I think it might be all the signs or something.
    I'm stubborn.
    Also, I am not materialistic.
    I think 🤔 maybe it's some what accurate and you are also a try hard.
    But that's okay because you're bad at it.
    Can't beat your flex though riding a motorcycle.

    I look SO DUMB but this is your real present, btw I haven’t tried to play in like 6 years so it sounds like shiet.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADE THIS FOR U didn’t think to say that in the video damnit

    Won’t let me link as a video because I somehow uploaded it as a short? Idfk how YouTube works yet


    https://youtube.com/shorts/yaEI-KD5jHM?feature=shared
  2. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    at the moment

    I am making a birthday present for Fona
  3. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Beer? Absolutely haram. Advice rejected!

    without the beer. I did say PROBABLY some beer.
  4. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
  5. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    but its ur birthday present :(
  6. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Kafka Is anyone going to tell Kinks how it is or just leave me w that crazy. Some "men" you are. Cowards.

    no one is gonna do anything for you, I only respond to the things you say and do IDFK DAT ME
  7. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I hadn't pedi'd yet this year

    I'm a hermit who sees no one

    who fuckin cares what my feet are like right now; were you hoping to fap and got upset instead? lol
  8. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina women have multiple cock receptacles because theyre made to multitask.

    dayyyyyuuuuuuuuuum you got it hot for candy real bad huh

    can't keep away

    can't think straight enough to communicate normally

    she drivin you wilddddd

    you're probably fappin, hence the lack of posts
  9. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    U GOTTA READ IT ALL

    I mean, it basically explains every aspect of Fona's personality and the reasons why lmao
  10. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I have extremely thin sensitive skin, just like a baby's. its weird. lul
  11. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]



    You're a headless chicken
    chasin' a sucker free basin
    You're looking for a fist
    to put your face in
    Get hip don't slip knuckle heads
    Racism is schism on the serious tip
  12. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Quence

    So that’s where mick jagger learned to dance, except he was probably trashed as Keith Richards
  13. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Kafka The lady doing my laser hair removal stopped halfway through because she thought she was scarring me. There were all these red marks from the laser. I got her to Google what skin writing disease was so ig she went from freaking out to learning I'm a freak. Marks all disappeared within half an hour and she got to watch it. I wonder if she was tempted to write on my skin.

    could you not pronounce "Dermatographia" for her

    takes my skin days for those kind of scratches to go away

    TWINNING
  14. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Sagittarius on House IV
    He may very well marry a foreigner, or go to live abroad permanently and set up home there. At the least, very interested in faraway places. Or, he loves spacious and well-lit homes.
    House V - the fifth house - is the area of creative self-expression, romance, entertainment, children, and gambling.
    Capricorn on House V
    The absolute example of the "serious" type. Everything is calculated, the slightest risk analyzed, patience is one of his main qualities. He knows little about chance. One or two love affairs, marriage, a family, all unproblematic - done calmly with love and wisdom.
    House VI - the sixth house - is the area of learning by material transaction.
    Aquarius on House VI
    One of the professions or teaching. Weak point: the circulation.
    House VII - the seventh house - is the area of one-to-one relationships such as marriage and partnership, and of social and intellectual action.
    Pisces on House VII
    He may attract partners who need help or who are unreliable. If the condition of this house is good, it can be a warm, artistic, and compassionate union. Sometimes this points to a hasty marriage that just as quickly disappoints. The spouse's lack of energy and vitality will annoy him, and this could lead to the break-up of a union. A second, happier union is likely.
    House VIII - the eighth house - is the area of emotional security and of security of the soul. Aries on House VIII
    The spouse will tend to spend more money than he earns. Be careful of any haste that could prove dangerous.
    House IX - the ninth house - is the area of learning that shapes the identity. Taurus on House IX
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    He may travel little, no great attraction for abroad. Unlikely to change principles, practically never changing the mind or beliefs.
    House X - the tenth house - is the area of material action. The Midheaven represents the work one will do in one's life, the place one will take in the world of society. It becomes more important as one grows older.
    Gemini on House X
    Profession requiring lots of change and movement. If this isn't the case, then lots of job changes. He likes to move, travel, write.
    House XI - the eleventh house - is the area of search for social and intellectual security.
    Cancer on House XI
    Sincere and life-long friendships. The family comes first, however.
    House XII - the twelfth house - is the area of education and of emotion. This is where we meet our karma, deal with endings, and sometimes where we bury things.
    Leo on House XII
A few problems with authority or someone in charge.


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    THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY GIFT TO YOU FONA


    NOW WE ALL KNOW UR SECRETS
  15. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Short description:
    Wants to take the lead in love, loving the conquest, can be a spendthrift with money, given to making impulsive purchases, seeks to keep things exciting in love. Very ardent. Spontaneous and charming in his direct and straightforward approach in love.
    Venus in VII: Venus is in the seventh house
    His fate can depend a lot on partnership. May connect for love, children, happy emotional life.


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    Harmony is most important to you, so it is unlikely you will attempt to dominate a lover. You are a peacemaker, sometimes going to great lengths to achieve a balanced, harmonious relationship. Be careful not to bend over backwards just to keep the peace--you may be taken advantage of. Your marriage partner may be especially attractive, charming, or well off. You are extremely attractive, agreeable, and charming, drawing others to you magnetically. You need an unusual amount of contact and exchange with a partner, and might find that you feel completely lost without one. Some of you might quickly enter into partnerships, perhaps too quickly and neither equipped nor prepared for the responsibilities that a long-term relationship demands. In some cases, there can be a shallow or materialistic interest in partners. Your hips and lower back may be special erogenous zones for you, or they may be especially attractive body parts.
    -27 Square between Venus - Jupiter
    He is nonchalant, perhaps pretentious or self-important. He likes what is beautiful and sometimes ostentatious, perhaps spending money too quickly at times. He likes to please and can have numerous amorous adventures. He can undergo tribulations in love. May take things to excess, which sometimes interferes with a smooth flow.
    He is big-hearted and warm, with an open heart and a tendency to want to give a lot to the people he loves. He can have some problems with following through on his promises, however, not usually because of any ill intent, but because he sometimes overestimates his personal capabilities, wanting to do more and give more than is actually possible. He may have a tendency to live beyond his means. He needs to be cautious about the tendency to feel overly-optimistic or overly protected. Moderation is the most important, and perhaps challenging, lesson in his life.
    -10 Square between Venus - Uranus
    He may look for new sensations in love and might often feel unsatisfied by connections that quickly turn into purely conventional relationships. He likes novelty, adventure, the eccentric. He is frivolous, unstable, or inconstant. Marriage is not usually for him and, if he does throw himself into this adventure, it may eventually be considered a youthful mistake. There can be numerous love affairs or off-and-on relationships. There is a tendency to react spontaneously and intensely to others, and there is marked emotional impulsiveness. Perhaps his most successful relationships are unconventional ones. He may delight in defying convention. He has considerable romantic charm and humor. There can be sudden relationship status changes, and a marked inner craving for emotional excitement.
    -63 Square between Venus - Neptune
    He might lack self-confidence and his ideals are not always easy to achieve. In love, he is unstable and deceitful or, more likely, meets people who are like this. He is easy-going and follows others' wishes in love much of the time, and might let the partner take the initiative
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    more often than not.
    This aspect indicates a suggestible romantic nature. Being "in love with love" is a strong possibility. You are naturally compassionate and are generally willing to go over the top for a loved one. It's hard to say whether your expectations in personal relationships are too high or too low. On the one hand, you tend to easily accept behaviors in your partners that others wouldn't accept, as you are compassionate and even drawn to people who others might consider trouble. On the other hand, your romantic dreams may be so powerful that you are easily disappointed with the reality of relationships. Deception in love is possible, but self- deception is even more likely. In love, you see what you want to see, rather than what is. Feelings of being used or deceived may come up. However, if a distinct pattern exists in your love life that involves you being let down, deceived or used, it will be especially worthwhile to examine whether self-deception was at work.
    The possibility of clinging to romantic delusions is very high with this position. For example, some with these aspects cling to a romantic notion that someone loves them when in reality that person doesn't return the affection. Or, they may cling to a romance that has lost all hope. Another possibility is devoting their love to someone who is unattainable or who is unable to commit. Yet another Venus-Neptune scenario is loving someone who treats them badly, all the while clinging to an idealized image of the partner. No matter what the scenario, romantic yearning and longing, as well as delusion, tends to be the theme. The expectation here is that loving someone requires self-sacrifice. The result is an attraction to relationships that are co-dependent and even abusive. Venus-Neptune people are drawn to victim/savior relationships, and they can play either the role of victim or savior! Dependency or neediness in a partner can be confused for love. In an attempt to love unconditionally, you may too readily sacrifice your own needs and eventually feel used.
    22 Sextile between Venus and the North Node
    This aspect indicates diplomacy and attractiveness. There is a certain luck in meeting others at the right times. There is skill in harmonizing and much desire to cooperate rather than compete.
    Mars
    Mars represents the desire for action and physical energy.
    Mars is in Pisces
    Mild-tempered and gentle, people with Mars in Pisces are appealing, attractive, and somewhat indirect. Mars is the planet of action and assertion, and Pisces is a passive sign that rarely asserts itself directly. Sometimes prone to guilt about their anger or difficulties asking for what they want, Mars in Pisces individuals often go with the flow. They may often let life "happen" instead of trying to control their life direction.


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    This is a charming position, as individuals with Mars in Pisces seem incapable of harming a fly. However, those who don't find creative expression for this energy can stir up a storm through indirect aggression. They're not averse to playing games to get what they want, although even they don't always know precisely what they do want! Their desires are changeable and moody. When Mars in Pisces people take a stand on issues, often those causes that are Piscean in nature, they make compassion and love their mission.
    Energy levels fluctuate greatly, coming in bursts of activity followed by inertia. Because it can be difficult to align this ebbing and flowing of energy in the day-to-day world as it is, finding a job that supports this may be tough but far from impossible. The happiest Mars in Pisces individuals have a creative outlet that allows them to express their desires of the moment, their compassion--and even their anger--freely and imaginatively. Water sports, dance, music, and skating appeal.
    Key traits: Able to build energy from deep emotion. Will not step over others to succeed. Requiring more than usual sleep or downtime/escape from everyday pressures.
    Possible issues: ambivalence, indecision, and procrastination.
Strengths: A compassion warrior, charitable, ability to downplay the ego for the greater good,
    great empathy.
Mars in VI: Mars is in the sixth house
    He works with great pleasure and flat out but meets with problems at work, where professional rivalry blocks his ideas and enjoyment.
    You tend to work hard, sometimes to the point of exhaustion! You put a lot of energy into your work, and would do best working for yourself or for someone else but independently, as you can quickly become impatient if other members of a team are not working as fast as you. You are also easily upset with procrastination. You can be very skilled at organizing and re- organizing, sorting, classifying, and analyzing. You put a lot of energy into any job you do, and you can easily become riled up or defensive if someone criticizes or intrudes upon the work that you do.
    1 Sextile between Mars - Neptune
    His feelings are dominated by wisdom, intuition, and instinct and geared towards the ideal. He likes water, sea voyages. He likes odd people, situations. Can often use a gentle approach to pursuing desires.
    64 Trine between Mars - Pluto
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    He is ambitious with a great capacity for work and effort, self-confidence, and determination. Will stick it out to the end with his plans.
    You are committed, determined, and passionate. For you, it's all or nothing, and you are baffled by, and possibly impatient with, others who do things only halfway or half-heartedly. You are usually quite decisive, and often unwavering once committed. You are certainly a passionate person and you possess a fascinating and commanding aura.
    You are generally confident about your own talents. You employ strategy when you are going after something, and you are very talented at this, saving time and energy. You're naturally very resourceful and usually quite persistent when pursuing a goal. You are a wonderful person to be around when there's a crisis. Very little fazes you, and you're especially effective when circumstances call for a leader.
    43 Trine between Mars - Lilith
    Love affairs are passionate. There is an instinctive understanding of intensity, the dark side of our natures, and passion.
    -87 Opposition between Mars - Ascendant
    He is quarrelsome and critical at times when a softer approach would be more successful. In this way, he may self-sabotage. His success can sometimes come about through roundabout means.
    -47 Square between Mars - Midheaven
    He might suffer professional setbacks through actions that are too impulsive, imprudent, or lacking in forethought.
    Jupiter
    Jupiter represents expansion and grace.
    Jupiter is in Cancer
    He attracts the most good fortune when he is sympathetic, charitable, uses his powers to save and accumulate, and comforts others. Real estate and the food industry can be prosperous avenues. He values tradition and works towards security. Relies most on gut instincts when it comes to pursuing goals and business success.
    Jupiter in X: Jupiter is in the tenth house
    He has problems adapting to a humdrum or an uncertain life. He likes comfort. He can move toward a managerial position or position of prestige. His success follows on from that of the parents or in his home town.


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    -193 Opposition between Jupiter - Uranus
    He is too independent for his own good at times, and his liberty is all-important. He may lack diplomacy, and his extravagance can be shocking to some! He likes verbal battles and may espouse extremist ideas to shock his companions. He can have a number of internal tensions.
    -90 Opposition between Jupiter - Neptune
    He is easily influenced. He is a dreamer, perhaps allowing himself to be seduced by others' fine words which are not always sincere or by a new imagined plan that may not materialize. He does not see wickedness right away, preferring to give the benefit of the doubt, but can often be duped by others due to a philosophy that one should trust in people until they prove themselves untrustworthy.
    24 Trine between Jupiter - Pluto
He likes to direct, he is intelligent and an organizer of the first order.
    Saturn
    Saturn represents contraction and effort.
    Saturn is in Capricorn
He can be scrupulous, honest, correct, worthy, and respectable.
    Potential weaknesses: melancholy, sullenness, disappointment, and bitterness. Saturn in V: Saturn is in the fifth house
    He likes method, calculation, concentration. He is not as drawn toward frivolity, amusements, or pleasure as much as others. He may have few friends, but does have deep and sincere feelings. He is serious and responsible.
    33 Sextile between Saturn - Lilith
    He can be hard-working and practical.
    34 Trine between Saturn - Ascendant
    He is serious, sober, thoughtful, paying attention to detail. He likes to be with older or mature/serious people.
    Uranus
    Uranus represents individual liberty, egoistic liberty.




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    Uranus in Capricorn
    Can have some problems accessing his intuition, since common sense often dominates. A great battler. He has so much power that one thinks nothing can defeat him. His mission in society and in the world can mean everything to him. May question traditions and can be very open to redefining the meaning of success and to changing up traditional approaches to career and status.
    Uranus in IV: Uranus is in the fourth house
    He is very independent. His independence begins vis-a-vis the family circle. He does not like bureaucracy, administration, and may have problems as a result. He has avant-garde ideas, he is original and may not tolerate constraints on his freedom.
    96 Conjunction between Uranus - Neptune
    He can be wildly creative with an odd but happy sense of humor and perspective. He is an idealist, easily disappointed by those using power plays to advance.
    Neptune
    Neptune represents transcendental liberty, non-egoistic liberty.
    Neptune is in Capricorn
He is discerning, wise, and sensible.
    Neptune in IV: Neptune is in the fourth house
    He succeeds thanks to brilliant and unusual ideas. He can be very much influenced by his mother or guardian.
    58 Sextile between Neptune - Pluto
    He is perceptive and able to see layers to a situation. He is naturally drawn to learning what makes himself and others tick.
    1 Trine between Neptune - Ascendant
He can have unusual relationships. He is easily influenced, very sensitive and emotional.
    Pluto
    Pluto represents transformations, mutations, and elimination.
    Pluto is in Scorpio
Fear of betrayal. Sensual and passionate.




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    27 Conjunction between Pluto - Lilith
    He may lead a double life. He may have a secret love affair while having a good relationship with his partner. Most with this aspect, however, are highly perceptive and can keep a secret. Alternative views of relationships are likely.
    Lilith
    Black Moon Lilith represents our darker, deeper natures that may be repressed or buried.
    Lilith in Scorpio
    He may have felt uncomfortable regarding the natural need for intimacy, attachment, and depth contact. He can feel wrong expressing jealousy or possessiveness and attachment. However, learning to accept that these are natural, very human feelings can go along way toward his self-acceptance. It can also put an end to extreme behaviors or tantrums in these areas.
    North Node-South Node
    The South Node represents our overdeveloped character traits. We are talented here but if we overdo this area of life or hold onto these traits to feel secure, we may stagnate. The North Node points to the qualities that we need to work on and develop to achieve inner balance and fulfillment.
    True North Node in Aquarius
    His path is to learn to be more impartial and less possessive in relationships and with creative projects. As he learns to let go of the need for a passionate chase, satisfaction will come to him naturally as he sees that he nevertheless gets what he needs. Relationships may suffer if he takes things too personally and expects others to follow a script that he has unconsciously written for them. He learns to moderate his desire for drama and attention, and then develops true friendships. Qualities to develop: detachment, impartiality, humility.
    North Node in V: North Node in the Fifth House
    His path is to believe in himself enough to feel comfortable expressing his unique creativity, to be the center of attention, committing himself to a definite path rather than shooting in the dark. Although he feels less pressured and more comfortable in a group or informal setting, moving out of this comfort zone once in a while can enhance his social and romantic life tremendously. Qualities to develop: self-confidence, getting personal, willingness to stand out or call attention to himself.
    The Houses






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    House I is the area of self identity. The ascendant is a symbol of how one acts in life. It is the image of the personality as seen by others, and the attitude that one has towards life.
    Taurus with ascendant Virgo Ascendant is Virgo
    People with Virgo rising are often a little understated in their personal mannerisms and appearance, although a lot depends on the position of Mercury (the ruling planet of Virgo) in the chart. Generally, there is an intelligent and reserved aura about Virgo rising individuals that is unmistakable. These are actually somewhat shy people who need time to analyze things around them before they warm up to both situations and people. This quality can be received exactly as that, or it can be received as a rather stand-offish, cool, and even critical manner (depending on the audience). One of the biggest personality traits of this position is body-awareness. People with Virgo ascendants are sensitive to any discomfort or other signals their body gives them. Many are especially interested and concerned with physical health, and some are attracted to mind-body awareness exercises such as yoga. Virgo rising people are often rather particular about food. Although some have good appetites, there can be an unmistakable pickiness about what they put in and on their bodies. Virgo ascendant natives have a tendency to worry a lot, especially when confronted with new situations. They notice the tiniest details that others overlook.
    Many people with this position have a tendency to attract (or be attracted to) people who need help. Their relationships may be confusing as a result. Despite the Virgo rising tendency to appear rather collected and professional, relationships can sometimes be messy simply because these natives don't always see their partners and partnerships clearly. There's a quiet charm to many Virgo rising people. Once they have the chance to warm up to new people and situations, you'll find they have a lot to offer. They'll help you out of a jam, go out on a limb for you, and surprise you with a natural modesty under a somewhat critical and standoffish manner.
    House II - the second house - is the area of material security and values. It rules money and personal finances, sense of self-worth and basic values, personal possessions.
    Libra on House II
    Income may come either as a result of an advantageous marriage or union, through artistic expression and diplomatic means, or by a very useful association. Partnerships can help further financial goals. Venus by sign and house can show other areas for making money.
    House III - the third house - is the area of social and intellectual learning. Scorpio on House III
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    Can make a good investigator because he is very curious, loves researching and does it with a lot of patience, enjoying solving mysteries, cracking a code. He knows how to take risks, while being wary of the dangers or consequences.
    House IV - the fourth house - is the area of home, family, roots, and deep emotions/sense of self-worth.
  16. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    EDIT: I'LL MAKE THIS EASY

    BTW ITS TL;DR




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    Birth Chart
    This birth chart report shows the positions of the planets for Fona.
    The Sun
    The Sun represents vitality, a sense of individuality, and outward-shining creative energy.
    The Sun is in Taurus
    There is something very solid and substantial about Taurus natives, no matter what the rest of their charts say about them.
    When Taurus natives work, they work hard. They do it with a steadiness that may rarely be considered quick--rather it's a dependable, plodding, and steady effort that has its payoffs. Security is fundamental to Taurus--some of them actively seek wealth, while others are content to be "comfortable." The Taurus definition of "comfortable" may not be exactly the same as the rest of the signs, but comfort is definitely a driving force.
    Taurus natives are sensual folk--and this includes sex, but extends to pleasures in all areas: they delight in the sensual pleasures of food, a comfortable blanket, a richly colored aquarium to look at, the smell of flowers or spring rain, pleasing melodies coming from their stereos, and so forth. Some might even say they live through their senses more than most.
    Although hard-working, their fixed and comfort-loving nature sometimes makes them appear lazy. This is only because they separate work and leisure so well. When they work, they work hard, and when they play, they don't really "play" as such...they relax. A Solar Taurus who has kicked their feet up is rooted there--you'd be hard-pressed to get them to move.
    On a mental level, you'll likely have the same problem. Taureans stick with things and ideas, and therein lies one of the reasons why they are known for their stubbornness. Taurus is a fixed sign, and they have a fair measure of tradition and steadiness in their make-up that keeps them rooted. Though they are dependable most of the time, this generally shows itself more in habit than outright helpfulness.
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    The possessiveness associated with Taurus shows up in all areas of life in some way. Taurus likes to own things (and sometimes people)--a nice home, a piece of land (this can be modest), a paid-off car, that aquarium mentioned earlier, a couple of pets, and maybe a solid business.
    In love and relationship, there is an earthy kind of possessiveness that may be considered jealousy by some. In reality, there's quite a difference between being possessive and being jealous. Taurus natives are rarely jealous and petty. They do, however, think of the people they love as theirs--it adds to their sense of security.
    Short description:
    He is strong-willed. He has charm, and he is tolerant and stoical. He likes pleasure and the good things in life. Appreciates the Arts.
    Weaknesses: obstinacy, laziness. He can be materialistic.
    Taurus with ascendant Virgo
    Sun in IX: The Sun is in the ninth house
    You have a deep need to understand the world around you. You have high ideals and your eye on what's on the horizon. As you so frequently look ahead, you can seem quite restless. You're proud of your knowledge, mind, and morals. Advice: Avoid self-righteousness in your enthusiasm to share your knowledge. At your best, you are a tolerant, adventurous, and curious person, and you want to see the best in people--and in life itself.
    Key points:
    He takes an interest in different cultures or has a spiritual side. He is enthusiastic and excellent at promotion or marketing. He believes that things will work out and in spiritual protection.
    199 Trine between the Sun and Saturn
    It's natural for you to accept responsibilities, lead a rather ordered life, and apply caution in your financial and business dealings. This aspect helps stabilize and ground you, giving you a realistic side. You rarely jump to conclusions or take uneducated risks. You have a certain amount of patience and enough self-discipline to slowly but surely achieve what you set out to do.
    Although somewhat undemonstrative, you are generally loyal and responsible to those you care about. You take your time in many of your endeavors and generally use a step-by-step approach to most projects--but you steadily reach your goals.
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    This aspect gives you some seriousness. You are naturally trustworthy, and you have little patience for people who don't show respect for others, who take foolish risks, and who lead chaotic lives.
    Key traits: He is grounded, reasonable, level-headed, fundamentally responsible, and deliberate. He benefits from a solid and realistic sense of self and understanding of his capabilities.
    -110 Opposition between the Sun and Lilith
    He has a self-destructive side to him that should be managed by confronting his fears. He might worry about a friend betraying him, although others find this person charming.
    52 Trine between the Sun and Ascendant
    It comes easily and naturally for others to receive you well. There is a distinct air of authority and benevolence surrounding you. The authority you project typically doesn't offend others, primarily because people sense your sincerity simultaneously.
    Most people would describe you as natural, easy to like, and friendly. You have a marked interest in the performing arts and/or sports and games, either as a spectator or participant. This is an especially favorable aspect to have for those who are in the public eye.
    The Moon
    The Moon represents the emotional responses, unconscious pre-destination, and the self- image. The Moon represents the emotions, and the Moon sign shows how a person expresses themselves when at home, at ease, and comfortable.
    The Moon is in Aquarius
    Moon in Aquarius people are extremely observant. They are lifetime students of human nature, loving to analyze why people do what they do. This tendency often stems from a detached--even shy--personality, especially in youth. Whether due to character or conditioning,
    Moon in Aquarius people often grow up feeling "different." Although rather sociable, they are often loners at heart. Many have strong egos or at least powerful defense mechanisms, and most Lunar Aquarians will do their best to be the most unique and unusual person they can be. Their inner feeling of loneliness--that they don't quite fit in--puts them on the outside, looking in.
    There is a very idealistic and progressive streak in Lunar Aquarians that is admirable indeed. However, those with Moon in Aquarius often will deny the more irrational qualities of emotions--such as jealousy, possessiveness, and fear--in an effort to be "above" what they
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    consider pettiness. When this goes too far, Lunar Aquarians can be emotionally blocked, distant, and detached.
    Lunar Aquarians can be very willful, especially in childhood. With age, these natives generally learn to handle their strong needs. Their desire for independence is powerful indeed, no matter what their age. With a quiet Sun and/or Ascendant, their desire to "shock" others is not always apparent until a relationship becomes comfortable. They are generally proud of their family members, boasting of their uniqueness or their interesting past. When their families are ultra-conservative, the boast will be that they rebelled against all of that!
    Although given to temper tantrums and willful behavior in youth, Moon in Aquarius people often grow up feeling that messy emotions are unappealing. They often pride themselves on being cool-headed, detached, and in charge of the more base emotions. In the process, they could end up alienating others--and themselves. Although Lunar Aquarians can be especially adept at understanding others' behavior and motivations, they can lose touch with their own simply because they have identified too strongly with what they aspire to be (and these aspirations are often super-human).
    The Aquarian tendency to be humanitarian shows up powerfully in Moon in Aquarius. Their kindness and concern for others are broad-reaching. With people close to them, Moon in Aquarius natives can sometimes appear to lack compassion, as they often fully expect others to be as independent and detached as they are! In close, personal relationships, however, Lunar Aquarians generally give others a lot of personal freedom, and they will tolerate and enjoy all kinds of idiosyncrasies in people around them.
    Moon in Aquarius people are rarely flighty, but they can be unreliable when it concerns the little things in life. Often, this is simply an assertion of their independence. However, they are rather constant in the long haul, as Aquarius is a fixed sign. As long as they have their own space and the freedom to be themselves, however kooky that may be, they are trustworthy and loyal.
    Lunar Aquarians generally make wonderful friends. They'll make a point of leaving nobody on the outside. Many will fight for others' rights and crusade for equality. What may be surprising is that Moon in Aquarius people have a lot of pride. In fact, when they've been attacked in any way (especially regarding their character), they can become very inflexible and cool. It can be difficult to know just how sensitive to criticism Lunar Aquarians are simply because they hide it so well! When their character or behavior is criticized, they tend to dig in their heels and keep right on doing it. They fully expect others to accept them exactly as they are, or they don't have much use for them in their lives.
    These sometimes maddeningly unpredictable people are nevertheless quite charming. They have an unmistakable stubborn streak, but when left to be themselves, they make unusual and endlessly interesting people to be around. Life just wouldn't be the same without Lunar
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    Aquarians' unusual spin on the world and the people in it! Short description:
    He is sociable, intelligent, and lucid. Thanks to great sociability, he has many friends. He is modern, original, inventive, non-conformist, and is likely to bring new life to everything he does.
    Potential issues: He is eccentric with sharp mood swings. Complex love life. Moon in V: The Moon is in the fifth house
    He likes pleasures, distractions of all sorts. The emotional life is rich. He loves children and may have a lot. He will be self-taught. Likable, dramatic, humorous, and amorous. Could be self-indulgent, irresponsible, or non-committal in youth.
    You love to share emotional experiences with loved ones and have a flair for the dramatic. Love affairs are magnetic and intense, and you don't take them lightly by any means, although you may go through much change concerning your romances. Your creative hobbies are subject to relatively frequent changes, and you have innate artistic talent.
    A child at heart, you have a vivid imagination and are given to frequent daydreaming. There is a sense that you are always in touch, or trying to get in touch, with your inner child. If the Moon is challenged in your chart, you may have problems with impulsive shopping or gambling or with frequent love affairs that never fully satisfy you. In any of these cases, you are more attached to the game than the player, which is something to work on if you want to find true fulfillment. You might take risks just for fun, but in the process, you are being irresponsible to others and yourself. However, with age, maturity, or a well-supported Moon, you are entertaining, love friendly competition, musical, spirited, creative, and personable.
    -14 Square between the Moon and Mercury
    There is a conflict here between the head and the heart. Your emotions tell you one thing and your mind tells you something else. The result is a see-saw effect: you can be emotional to the point of irrationality at one moment, and logical the next. How to blend the head and the heart is a constant struggle for you, usually because you have a tendency to resist blending them! You love to chat, enjoy story-telling and writing/poetry, sometimes enjoy bending the truth, and you possess a sparkling wit! You are animated when you speak, and have a sense of humor that others appreciate simply because it's very imaginative. You may be especially adept at satire. People can usually read your mood by how much you're talking. When nervous or excitable, you talk up a storm. Moodiness is a characteristic, definitely, and an especially subjective nature makes you prone to hypersensitivity. It usually has to do with the fact that you take in so very much from your environment. This is also one of the reasons why you tend to be indecisive. You may swing between irrational and rational
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    thoughts and feelings. It's pretty much something that takes place "upstairs" in the mind, although others are sure to see the struggle from time to time. You are always interesting, and usually funny. You have a tendency to misrepresent yourself with what you say from time to time, but you're a charming, if a little kooky, friend.
    If he is happiest in his own little imaginary world, they can be happy nowhere because he can never find his ideal world on the outside, and this problem can create a lot of change, instability, and disquiet. Must aim to enjoy the moment, the real world more often. He should watch for fibbing, gossip, but sensitivity to criticism, thin-skinned leaves him feeling vulnerable. If the other aspects allow, he can be a very good novelist. Great imagination and observation.
    184 Sextile between the Moon and Venus
    You are generally amiable and project a soft and yielding manner. You possess natural charm and you are highly imaginative and sympathetic. You can make an excellent mediator and go-between. You are keenly aware of your need for relationships and for intimacy. You have a well-developed respect for qualities typically associated with the feminine. People appreciate you for your tender heart and friendly, diplomatic disposition. You should enjoy a good measure of personal popularity and success in your life. Although generally considered "lucky" with relationships and with money, this is less about luck than it is about a certain level of inner peace and positive energy that attracts pleasant situations. At times you can be complacent, downright lazy, and over-indulgent in the "pleasures" of life. However, you are a peace-maker at heart and have an unusual ability to help and heal others. You are gracious and warm.
    He is gracious, sweet, happy. He especially enjoys pleasure and entertainment, the Arts. He needs tenderness. He appreciates home life in a comfortable, safe atmosphere more than most.
    -82 Square between the Moon and Pluto
    He has intense emotions and passionate feelings. He fear the loss of control of emotional and domestic matters, and can fear change, upheaval, being caught unawares, having the rug pulled from beneath his feet. At the same time, he attracts change and disruptions. The love life may be riddled with emotional scenes, jealousy, and possessiveness because he attracts intense partners. There can also be big expectations of a partner or partnership.
    10 Trine between the Moon and Midheaven
    He has a strong sense of family, profound feelings, and may especially like children and animals. If there are changes in his professional life, they are most often for the better. There is a sense of forward movement, popularity with those in authority or in the professional life.
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    Mercury
    Mercury represents communication, Cartesian and logical spirit.
    Mercury is in Taurus
    He is faithful to his ideas, unchangeable and quietly opinionated, persistent, but discreet. Likes all the pleasures life can offer. Careful in speech, deliberate, intelligent. Learns best through the senses, not through the traditional educational system. He possesse plenty of common sense, and his simplicity makes it easy to get from point A to point B in as few steps as possible!
    Weaknesses: stubborn, obstinate, withdrawn, slow to react. Mercury in VIII: Mercury is in the eighth house
    He likes research, investigations, inquiries. Studies well.
    He is fascinated with all that is unexplored, mysterious, taboo, secret, and psychological. He loves research and has a great mind. He wants to know the motivation behind what people do. May have a good mind for financial strategies. He may be tormented at night, unable to turn off the mind to rest deeply at times.
    You speak with authority and others listen, having strong persuasive powers which should be used carefully. You tend to feel that everything we do and experience has a purpose. You have a great, investigative, and penetrating mind and you are excellent at developing strategies, as well as communicating them with others.
    212 Sextile between Mercury - Jupiter
    He is intelligent with big ideas: He is tolerant and has a strong sense of justice. He has good judgement, good sense and has his feet on the ground. He has the "gift of gab," fully enjoys literature and learning. He is erudite and will usually be successful socially.
    93 Trine between Mercury - Uranus
    He is perspicacious, ingenious. He binds intelligence and originality together with genius. He likes literature, especially fiction. He is spontaneous in his friendships and knows how to turn situations around positively.
    20 Trine between Mercury - Neptune
    He can put down in writing everything that his imagination and intuition dictates. A wonderful storyteller.
    -23 Opposition between Mercury - Pluto
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    He may be impatient, often fearing or imagining the worst that could happen. He likes contradiction. His arguments can be intense.
    You can be very incisive and aggressive with your opinions. You have a tendency towards fanaticism and often want to impose your ideas on others, sometimes in a subtle manner and sometimes more imperatively. You are drawn to mysteries or investigations. There can be mental fixations or obsessiveness. It would be wise to think things over before speaking and to respect the weaknesses of others.
    Venus
    Venus represents an interest in emotions and values, exchange, and sharing with others.
    Venus is in Aries
    Venus in Aries people flirt by being up-front, direct, and even daring. They try to win you over by expressing how enterprising and independent they are. Their style of expressing love can be maddeningly "me"-centered, but the right person for them will find this approach charming. People get turned on by Venus in Aries' aura of innocent charm, even when they are being childish and impatient. Venus in Aries people behave in a childlike, fun-loving manner in love. They are turned on by energy and activity. Turn-offs include a relationship that is considered stuffy or too "mature", vagueness, and beating around the bush. In love, Venus in Aries people are hopelessly addicted to the conquest. In order for a relationship to remain fresh and new for them, they require plenty of stimulation.
    Pleasing Venus in Aries involves fueling their need for action. Be direct, open, and honest with them -- they won't much like game-playing or evasiveness, unless it is in the complete spirit of fun. Feed their need for spontaneity, and appreciate their playfulness. Understand their desire for the relationship to remain young and fresh. Aries likes to take the lead in love (even if their Sun Sign is gentle Pisces) -- let them, at least most of the time. Indulge them their many whims, and understand that they thrive on competition, even when they're competing with you!
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    I AM GOING TO PULL UR COMPLETE ASTROLOGICAL PROFILE NOW.
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    WELCOME TO OUR COMMUNITY OF MADNESS


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    Originally posted by Grimace Prove it.

    you're tongue can't reach from there sorry
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    she's missing because she realized Fox was after me

    oops


    I tend to have this effect on females
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