2018-06-30 at 4:35 AM UTC
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GIVE ME PICS
Kinks
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None of you have seen my snatch. Lmao
2018-06-30 at 4:01 AM UTC
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The website layout.
Kinks
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Wtf doesn’t anyone see the 3D shit in the layout. It’s like the textured background is 3 feet beyond the text boxes.
Tf
Kinks
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Nah I still love the job BUT I FUCKING HATE THE 4th OF JULY
IM GOING TO BED
2018-06-30 at 3:59 AM UTC
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GIVE ME PICS
Kinks
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Disappearing messages and enhancements that make you look thinner and have makeup on etc.
2018-06-30 at 3:58 AM UTC
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The website layout.
Kinks
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Not regularly. Tongue in the bum is better.
2018-06-30 at 3:46 AM UTC
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The website layout.
Kinks
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Yeah well whoever they are, they’re wrong.
2018-06-30 at 3:38 AM UTC
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The website layout.
Kinks
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IS A FUCKING 3D POSTER STYLE IMAGE SET UP
HOW TF AM I JUST NOTICING THIS THIS
I THINK I HAVE THE HEATSTROKES
Kinks
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You could probably frame a drive by of my rotting body from the google street view feed.
Kinks
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Yeah and when they cut all my organs out I plan to be thrown in a field for decomp/science/feeding the worms
2018-06-30 at 3:18 AM UTC
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Bling Bling quotes
Kinks
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I just fuckin said he doesn’t have internet, just his phone now and no data plan.
Kinks
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Fuk u bitches with ur damn pools u fukin assholes
Kinks
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Ok me and my mom are gonna go rip the golf cart around instead I think. Luckily there will be no stupid tourists in the woods lul
Sup bb 💋
Kinks
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Anyway there’s like 5 unclaimed orders right now for tonight, and as time goes on they will get extra pay incentive added up to 40$ extra a piece of no one picks them up
Judging by the several 30$ on top of regular pay unclaimed orders there’s been this afternoon I’ll bet all those orders turn into a lot of damn money. But it’ll still be fuckin 85 at 11pm or some shit what the fuck
Kinks
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Seriously, like NO ONE is working or something and I feel sick and tired af like I probably spent the past two days way too hot sweaty and dehydrated lol
The company keeps sending me alerts for like 10x the amount of extra orders unclaimed than has ever happened. Cuz 4th of July here is fuckin stupid. Fuck i mean I saw a bunch of ppl release over 100 plastic balloons over Lake Michigan the other day WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU GO AND FIND YOUR FUCKING PLASTIC TRASH AND THROW IT AWAY
Idk I just got some travel reimbursement checks for dr appts far away so now idgaf about if I work this weekend or not
And just thinking of driving anywhere, let alone buying these ppls booze and bringing them it so they can blow shit up all weekend has me fuckin boiling, the traffic is soo bad cuz they’re all from out of town and most are probably half drunk or just don’t know where tf they’re going, blocking roads up everywhere driving slow like they straight up blind trying to find shit
I wanna go for a fucking walk but it’s fucking 88 degrees at 7pm fuck
Kinks
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Fuck I wish I had some meth
I do ppls rich nigga organic grocery shopping for them & drive it to them & put it away for them n shit. It’s a private contractor job just like Uber though.
Kinks
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I really don’t wanna do any damn jobs today
Traffic is absolute hell and it’s heatstroke weather full of careless ignorant tourists, been driving all day already around asshats and wasn’t even getting paid for it
IDFK IM TIRED AF FROM SLEEPING 2 HRS A NIGHT FOR A WEEK
No amount of coffee is helping. I think it’s making me sleepier. I have enough money to just chill but I feel so guilty ugh
And my pupper just barfed everywhere after the two got in a fight cuz they’re cranky from being cooped up and won’t run around outside cuz ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUT THERE
I hate the 4th of July