Posts by Crash

1. 2018-03-30 at 9:39 AM UTC in MAL, a woman lost in time
   Crash Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Enter What? When the fuck did I ever say that I had only been laid once? Was it after the first time I got laid?
   
   Stupid fucking bitch. Stupid fucking ugly, fat bitch.

   
   So original. Shall I play the same game?
   
   Daft effing cum dumpster. Mentally challenged aesthetically not pleasing Ethiopian child rectum.
2. 2018-03-30 at 9:36 AM UTC in MAL, a woman lost in time
   Crash Yung Blood

   Originally posted by NARCassist girls that have great tits show them off. i mean why wouldn't they. every girl in the world who doesn't show tits is because she knows they're hideous and nobody wants to see them.
   
   
   
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   Not people who have goals that aren’t porn. Keep up. Our bodies aren’t literally THE EASIEST thing to make money off off. Look at Hudro. It takes real talent to carve a substantial place in this world for skills that aren’t determined by your genes.
3. 2018-03-30 at 9:35 AM UTC in MAL, a woman lost in time
   Crash Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Enter Shut the fuck up, cunt.

   
   Shit the fuck up, beta. You’ve literally been laid once by your own admission. Lol
4. 2018-03-30 at 9:34 AM UTC in MAL, a woman lost in time
   Crash Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Enter Of course your boyfriend is a beta cuck who eats pussy. That's why you're on the internet fishing for attention from other guys, because deep down you don't respect him.
   
   Because he's a loser. Because YOU'RE a loser.
   
   Because you can't get anyone else.
   
   You worthless waste of space.

   
   Aw, it’s cute how all of you like to call men who eat pussy betas. It’s just because you don’t want to admit you can’t get women because no one taught you how to eat pussy. Is he less of a beta if I tell you I blow him every morning? Prolly not because you’re still on high school and morning wood is scary for you.
5. 2018-03-30 at 9:29 AM UTC in MAL, a woman lost in time
   Crash Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Juicebox Lol, that'd be a tough think to explain to the cops
   
   "Yeah, she was riding my face and she just…died"

   
   I wish I hadnt tstm’d so I could like this.
6. 2018-03-30 at 9:28 AM UTC in Theory: Enter Catfished Falco w/ His Own Real Photos
   Crash Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Fox Paws SOMEONE doesn’t read a lot of mythology/theatre amirite fam??

   
   Enter. Google The Hero’s Journey. It will give you a new lease on life. Also gl with the gym and ruining women. I can guarantee that they won’t care. :)
7. 2018-03-30 at 9:25 AM UTC in MAL, a woman lost in time
   Crash Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Enter Guys will say anything they're horny and want to have sex. Especially low IQ guys, aka the type of guys you'd fuck. Bill Krozby, for example.
   
   Goddamn, you suck, bitch. Why the fuck am I trying to argue with you. It's like arguing with a fucking down syndrome child. There's no point, obviously I'm right.
   
   You fucking suck and you're fat and ugly and you're going to die alone.

   
   If by alone you mean “with my pussy buried in my boyfriend’s face” then yes. I will die alone.
8. 2018-03-30 at 9:22 AM UTC in MAL, a woman lost in time
   Crash Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Enter I hate it when fat chicks think they have nice tits. Bitch, you're FAT. They don't fucking count as nice. You have to contrast tits to the body.
   
   Women are so fucking stupid.

   
   Okay. Because I haven’t heard over and over that I have the best tits people have ever seen. Fucking lol.
9. 2018-03-30 at 9:21 AM UTC in MAL, a woman lost in time
   Crash Yung Blood

   Originally posted by NARCassist i seriously doubt that
   
   
   
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   FR. Hers are half deflated.
10. 2018-03-30 at 9:16 AM UTC in Theory: Enter Catfished Falco w/ His Own Real Photos
    Crash Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Enter Honk?! No, I'm the good guy. The hero.

    
    HAHHAHA OMFG I CALLED IT. I SPECIFICALLY CALLED HIM THE “WORST” THING I COULD BY HIS STANDARD BECAUSE I KNEW HE SAW HIMSELF AS THE HERO.
11. 2018-03-30 at 9:14 AM UTC in Theory: Enter Catfished Falco w/ His Own Real Photos
    Crash Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Fox Paws But you are the villain. You’re clearly the villain irl

    
    Enter is the crone in this Hero’s journey.
12. 2018-03-30 at 9:13 AM UTC in MAL, a woman lost in time
    Crash Yung Blood

    Originally posted by NARCassist well yeah that's a given, but its only because we love you girls bodies so much, you should all be flattered.
    
    like jerome, she was flattered.
    
    
    
    
    
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    All I can think is, “wow... but y..??”
    
    Also my tits are sooooo much more glorious.
13. 2018-03-30 at 9:12 AM UTC in MAL, a woman lost in time
    Crash Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah I did

    
    #sorrydrunk
14. 2018-03-30 at 8:02 AM UTC in Never marry a hoe, but what if they're all hoes..
    Crash Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Fox Paws No, they’re whores too

    
    Oh, I get it. They’re like sleeper agent whores.
15. 2018-03-30 at 8:01 AM UTC in Do people in the US have favorite street gangs?
    Crash Yung Blood
    #sleepygang
16. 2018-03-30 at 8 AM UTC in Alternate Account Ratings
    Crash Yung Blood
    I will venmo you money for meth if you can tell me who Splat is.
17. 2018-03-29 at 10:23 PM UTC in Theory: Enter Catfished Falco w/ His Own Real Photos
    Crash Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel What if Enter was a girl all along.

    
    
    I’ve been thinking this lately. It’s not safe here for women. Or fun. If he found the community so long ago and really fell in love with it then he probably learned quickly that to be taken seriously he’d have to be a man. And that’s when the long con started. He could have even “catfished” with his real picture which is technically what I said in my first post as Splat.
18. 2018-03-29 at 10:21 PM UTC in Never marry a hoe, but what if they're all hoes..
    Crash Yung Blood
    Can confirm some women are not whores. Mainly because some women are celibate.
19. 2018-03-29 at 8:28 PM UTC in Theory: Enter Catfished Falco w/ His Own Real Photos
    Crash Yung Blood

    Originally posted by NARCassist what do you think crash, is enter tryin to catfish me?
    
    
    
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    Doubtful. He’s never taken an interest in taking you down. Show me the logs!
20. 2018-03-29 at 7:41 PM UTC in Theory: Enter Catfished Falco w/ His Own Real Photos
    Crash Yung Blood
    Thx for updating in this thread Enter and Fox Paws.