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  1. Originally posted by Crash If by alone you mean “with my pussy buried in my boyfriend’s face” then yes. I will die alone.

    Of course your boyfriend is a beta cuck who eats pussy. That's why you're on the internet fishing for attention from other guys, because deep down you don't respect him.

    Because he's a loser. Because YOU'RE a loser.

    Because you can't get anyone else.

    You worthless waste of space.
  2. Crash Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Juicebox Lol, that'd be a tough think to explain to the cops

    "Yeah, she was riding my face and she just…died"

    I wish I hadnt tstm’d so I could like this.
  3. Originally posted by Crash I wish I hadnt tstm’d so I could like this.

    Shut the fuck up, cunt.
  4. Crash Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Enter Of course your boyfriend is a beta cuck who eats pussy. That's why you're on the internet fishing for attention from other guys, because deep down you don't respect him.

    Because he's a loser. Because YOU'RE a loser.

    Because you can't get anyone else.

    You worthless waste of space.

    Aw, it’s cute how all of you like to call men who eat pussy betas. It’s just because you don’t want to admit you can’t get women because no one taught you how to eat pussy. Is he less of a beta if I tell you I blow him every morning? Prolly not because you’re still on high school and morning wood is scary for you.
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Crash FR. Hers are half deflated.

    girls that have great tits show them off. i mean why wouldn't they. every girl in the world who doesn't show tits is because she knows they're hideous and nobody wants to see them.



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  6. Crash Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Enter Shut the fuck up, cunt.

    Shit the fuck up, beta. You’ve literally been laid once by your own admission. Lol
  7. Crash Yung Blood
    Originally posted by NARCassist girls that have great tits show them off. i mean why wouldn't they. every girl in the world who doesn't show tits is because she knows they're hideous and nobody wants to see them.



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    Not people who have goals that aren’t porn. Keep up. Our bodies aren’t literally THE EASIEST thing to make money off off. Look at Hudro. It takes real talent to carve a substantial place in this world for skills that aren’t determined by your genes.
  8. Originally posted by Crash Shit the fuck up, beta. You’ve literally been laid once by your own admission. Lol

    What? When the fuck did I ever say that I had only been laid once? Was it after the first time I got laid?

    Stupid fucking bitch. Stupid fucking ugly, fat bitch.
  9. Crash Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Enter What? When the fuck did I ever say that I had only been laid once? Was it after the first time I got laid?

    Stupid fucking bitch. Stupid fucking ugly, fat bitch.

    So original. Shall I play the same game?

    Daft effing cum dumpster. Mentally challenged aesthetically not pleasing Ethiopian child rectum.
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Crash Aw, it’s cute how all of you like to call men who eat pussy betas. It’s just because you don’t want to admit you can’t get women because no one taught you how to eat pussy. Is he less of a beta if I tell you I blow him every morning? Prolly not because you’re still on high school and morning wood is scary for you.

    no its just enter. i've said many times how much i love eating pussy, but of course i'm a man, all these younger dudes are still just little boys when it comes to sex. see i will suck on that clit for fucking ever and get my tongue deep inside and give her a good tongue fucking. the taste of girl juice is my favorite taste in the world.

    and there is nothing better than when a girl takes you by surprise and squirts straight in your mouth, lol.



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  11. Originally posted by NARCassist no its just enter. i've said many times how much i love eating pussy, but of course i'm a man, all these younger dudes are still just little boys when it comes to sex. see i will suck on that clit for fucking ever and get my tongue deep inside and give her a good tongue fucking. the taste of girl juice is my favorite taste in the world.

    and there is nothing better than when a girl takes you by surprise and squirts straight in your mouth, lol.



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    Yeah but you also enjoy women pissing on you and incest and shit, so to be fair you’re not really an accurate representation of all men either
  12. Originally posted by NARCassist no its just enter. i've said many times how much i love eating pussy, but of course i'm a man, all these younger dudes are still just little boys when it comes to sex. see i will suck on that clit for fucking ever and get my tongue deep inside and give her a good tongue fucking. the taste of girl juice is my favorite taste in the world.

    and there is nothing better than when a girl takes you by surprise and squirts straight in your mouth, lol.



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    YEAH M8 I LOV TA GIV THE MUFF A BIT OF A SWIVEL NOW AND DEN, DON'T IT?
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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah but you also enjoy women pissing on you and incest and shit, so to be fair you’re not really an accurate representation of all men either

    that's fair, you are probably right.

    so girls, if you're wanting that pussy eaten as well as fucked then you know where to come. apparently i'm the only one who will do it for you. all those other dudes are, well, pussies basically, lol.



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  14. Originally posted by NARCassist that's fair, you are probably right.

    so girls, if you're wanting that pussy eaten as well as fucked then you know where to come. apparently i'm the only one who will do it for you. all those other dudes are, well, pussies basically, lol.



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    Do you remember that sopranos episode where all the guys made fun of junior for eating pussy, after he tried to keep it a secret because his girlfriend let it slip?
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter Do you remember that sopranos episode where all the guys made fun of junior for eating pussy, after he tried to keep it a secret because his girlfriend let it slip?

    1. that's a tv show
    2. i don't care what any of you think, i know what i like.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm booked in with that whore in about 2 1/2 hours enter. i shall give her pussy a nice 'ice cream' lick from bottom to top, just for you pal.



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  17. Originally posted by NARCassist 1. that's a tv show
    2. i don't care what any of you think, i know what i like.



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    No shit it was a TV show. Why do you think the writers made it a plot point? Why did they choose eating pussy over doggystyle position as the embarrassing sex act?
  18. Originally posted by NARCassist i'm booked in with that whore in about 2 1/2 hours enter. i shall give her pussy a nice 'ice cream' lick from bottom to top, just for you pal.



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    what in the FUCK? you're going to eat out a prostitute?!
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter what in the FUCK? you're going to eat out a prostitute?!

    well i'm not paying her for nothing, lol.



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  20. Originally posted by Enter No shit it was a TV show. Why do you think the writers made it a plot point?

    Because that was the jedi Hollywood writer’s interpretation of Italian-American gangster machismo?
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