Originally posted by Kafka
Is it too early to wear this?
I think its about 4 breakdowns past early.
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2024-09-11 at 8:15 PM UTC
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CrispyC that is me!
Originally posted by Fluttershy
Out of all the things that aren’t true this aren’t true the most
I made up the saloon bit.
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1. Stab immigrants pets
2. Sell immigrants pets to other immigrants
3. Use immigrants pet stab money to buy multivitamins
P̷̷̵̟̣ͫ̒̕̚̕͢_̵̢̜͙͕̗̲̰̲̩̺̟̬̥ͦ͂ͤ̀ͪ͑̀ͬ͒̈́͒́͑̽͘͟͜͝R̛̥̤̫̜̰̬̓ͧ̄͗̎͛ͫ͞_͍̣̪̲ͪ͊͌ͯ̆Ȯ̷̶̶̵̢̨̭̠̪͓͍̭̠͈͇̠̹̙̝̠̮̆̏ͥ̀̎͗̔͂ͨ͆́̽̽́̄̔ͮ͟͝͞͠ͅF̵̵̘̩̣̞͖̝͍͍̖̈́̏̋ͯͮͬ́͑ͤ͗ͯ̽͆̇̕͢͞_̜͍İ̵̭͈̜̮̮̱͔̣͎̞̘̲͈̖͓̰͈̞̱̉͂̽̾̔̃̃̂̅̎͒̌̂̃͟͢͞ͅͅ_͔͂͌̉T͓̳̗̤̳̪͙̿ͮ̔́ͭ͛̓_̦̓!̶̧̯͇͔̝̜͍͗͋̍̌ͤͫ͠!̸̨̧̭͈̙͖̱͉̞̝̖̦͈̼͍̖̭ͤͣͮͫͧͯ͂̀ͥͯ̀ͬ̽̌͐̐̏̍͊̅̕͜͞!̸̭̹͎̩̖̥͙̮̗̫̜̻͎̩͇̬̳̺͉̀̀̂̔͆̔̆ͫ̓̿̆̈͒̌ͫ̆͑ͨ͜͠ͅ_!̷̺̪͎̝̗̼̠̥̪͙̰̲͍̱̾́̓̉̊̈̾ͫ́̆̉͒͊̕͜!̷̛̛̞̬̞͍̯̄ͬ̅͋ͯ̒1̧̧̛͖̱͙͈̹̲̜̼̘̫͈̫̦͓̰̦ͫͩ̍̇̀ͭͬͥͧͧͦ̎̓̍̊͘͝͝͞!̵̴̨̧͍̤̘̩̖͇̤̙͇̭̟̠̝̥ͤ̀ͯ̾͒ͮ̽́͗ͥ̓̀̉́̌ͥ̓̐͒̎̒͋ͧͭ͘͢͞!̴̧̮̱̭̼̰̲͇̤̱̗̭̫̙̗̖̀ͬ̈́ͭͧ̌͂͋͊̽̄̋̈̐̓̄̑ͥ̓͒̋͋̅̚̕̚͜͢͢
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I've been awesome lately.
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2024-09-13 at 7:55 AM UTC
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Doctor Who
Start with the first episode from the 1960s and let us all know how you get on.
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Tell them your dad is touching you.
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Why did mohammed ban gambling?
Muslim Nutcase in a synagogue.
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Why did mohammed ban gambling?
OK
Well I thought I the best terrible joke to share this morning but you win.
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Why did mohammed ban gambling?
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2024-09-11 at 6:49 PM UTC
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Help me with Biology!
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Pies.
Every stream you could eat a different savoury pie.
To be honest I've never watched a twitch stream.
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Remove your japs eye.
I've never lost a limb or anything but I pierced my own nipple with a badge given to me at bowley alley circa 1997.
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2024-09-10 at 10:54 AM UTC
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CrispyC that is me!
Originally posted by NARCassist
In the British Empire a crisp is just a potato chip
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Fried potatoes are often referred to as "frisps" is certain back alley drinking saloons I used to visit.
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Nogging the nog and..
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2024-09-08 at 8:33 AM UTC
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Exposing Ner Vegas AKA ALDRA!
Don't make fun of chinese people
Its wong on so many levels.
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2024-09-07 at 5:53 PM UTC
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For Bradley and wellhuhg
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Definitely not reading a whole ass thread on hair.
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Ớ̴̯̦͚̄͌̈͐̓̋̽̂̾͘ḩ̶̡͎͇̲̞͖̰͇͔̮̥̜͚̞̇͆͑̐̈̅͌́̕̚͝͝͝ ̸̢̨̠͉̥͔͎̺̞͑̀͜͝m̷̯̣̼̘̲̠͍̟̪̼̪͙̍ý̸̨̛͇̭͎̟͓̠̥̥͔̪̞͋̾͌͗̊͂̔͐̾͂̌͘͝ ̷̨̢̜͓̫͚̰̫͚̅̓̌̇̈͋̆̌͋̕͜g̶̹̼͔̼̙̀͋̋͗͐̏͗̓̈́͠͝ò̶̠̠̹̀̈́͊͛͆d̴̡͉̫̭̟͍̥̰̃̈̾̊̿̃̏̃̅͘͝͠ ̴̡̡͍͕̟͌̌͗̅̍̍̓̊̋̽͘͝d̴̡̡̛̻̯̗͉͕̋̈́͋͆͌̓͋̑͋͌̐͊͂͆ờ̷͇̺̙̑̓͒̄̈́̚͘n̶̡̮̮̙͕̥͉̼̙̤͊͜t̵̢̠̅͂̈́́̔́̍͘ ̵̢͕̻̦̘̘̭͚̗̈́͋̑̐͒́̌͂͘̚͠c̷̛̮̗̤̤̼̭͚̩̮̙̳͔̿̓̇͝ľ̷̨̛̖̟̞͍͙̰̥͊̒̈̉̐͛̒̚̚͝ͅì̵̡̢͉̳̺̰̘̥̮̰͚̙̃͒̈́̊́̀̏́͝ͅć̷͙͔̈k̶̺̮͔̇̆̃͑̓̄͆́͗̇ ̴̡͎̪͔̋̈̓͐̂͘͠͝ỉ̷̛̝̬͈̮͖͉̳̪͉̿̀͒́̆̽́̿̾̔͆̕̕ͅͅt̶͈̱̣̠̹̼̦̓̆͒s̵̢̢̨̛̞̻̹̰̭̝͍̩̙͉̪̈̃̑̓̀͋̓̕ ̸̨̡̼̱̘̟̜͓͖̝̺̯̈́̂͛̋͑̏̉̈́̐ͅą̷̨̭̫̩͙͑̐̀͛̄̈́͑̏ ̵̡̨̛̯̬͓̣̬͇̹͚̼̰̤̞͌̓̆̅̈́̈́̎͠v̸͖͕͙̆̅̈́̑̀̽̉̀͝͝i̵̡̺̰͚̲̖̣̼̺͒̀̋͂̈́r̴̡̲̻͙̭̟̳̟̣͕̫͖̪͔͔͌̍̑͐͋̂͆͝u̵̗͑̂͊̇̃̒̆̏͗ͅs̶͚̘̠̆̊́̈͌̑̑̌̅̂̂̈͜͠͝
Ơ̶͔̫̠̈̀͐͠͠h̸͍̘̣͝ ̴͇̏̀m̴̺̰̹̦̹̊̒̎̏́̑̈́͝͠y̵̤̼͔̌̌͊͝ ̷̯͖̤̱̻̻̆͛̿̋͝͠ͅg̸̮̱̟̞̜̻̖̤̱̃͆̏́͌̍̑̈̀̚͜o̷̫͛͂̓ḑ̷̢͙̥͚̼̂̔͂̋̾̈́͜ ̶͙̫̮̯̯̰̙͇̋d̷̙̬̟̟͋ͅọ̶̢̮̜͉͉̫̟͑̀n̸̢̟̭̝̤̠̼̪͐̓̌̍́͘t̵̪̳̘̬͔̥̹̯̖͊͑̆͌̒̋͘ ̸̧̣̹̙̣͕̌̅͐͑̐͝c̷̢̝̠͚̹̺͑͛̏̽͐͗͌̎͆͠l̴̟͎̓̈́̈́̀i̴͔̹̽̎c̵͚͊͑k̴̙̫̬̱͈͚̑̍̎̈̇̔̂́͜͠ ̵̩͉̀̐̈́̐̏̎͠ï̴̺͕͛́̍͊t̶͚͔̑͒͐̒̇̃̐͝š̵̭ ̸̧̠͈̤̱͕̗͉̤̓̕͘ͅa̷̦̟͉͓͎̮͕̙̩͑̄͌̃̉̽̀ ̶̨̛̛̫̭̭̟͔̰̗̖̩̓̈́͌͐̚v̵̡̡͍̯̞̱͓̦͚̄̑̽̀͂̕͝ĩ̵͉̯̻͍̼͎̠̹̞͇͝r̷̨̎́u̷͔̱͓͎͐̆̎̆̇̃̄̾̏s̶̡̞̦̙̮̻̭͎͉͔̏͘̚
Ó̴̖͒̍̚͝h̴̨͖͔̪̆̉͗̊͆ ̷͕͈̜́̔m̴̮̹̳̤̈́̿y̸̠̫̿̕ ̷̟͌͜g̴͓̏͑̓̎o̶̠̮͆̎͐̾d̴̻̘̭̦́̒̀ ̸̧̲̰̑̂̋͝d̷̨̮͎̍́̑͒o̸͓̥̯̼̿n̸̛̲͌̈́t̸̛̺͗͝ ̵̢̠̞̻̳̈́̀͝c̵̣̦̊ͅĺ̸̹͚͈i̷̥̗̫̭͊́̔ḉ̷̨̅̓̍ḱ̶̢͉̞̪̑̑̃ ̶̰͓̳̹̳̽̀͠i̵̡̜͚̭͋̋̑t̸͙̘̪̜̽́̀̓̑s̷̭̦̫͠ ̵̣͉̭̑ä̶̢̠͔̙́̌͐͘͝ ̸͓̰̂͂̓̎̚͜͜v̴͇͎̼̏͒ī̸̥̘͖͜r̵̥͉̙̥̍͐̌û̸̫̌͘s̸̺͚̝̞̥̃̓͐͂
Ǫ̵͇͑̔h̸̩̖̅̂͜ ̷̤̼͉̈́͠m̶͉̗̘̂y̶͙̏̌̕ ̶̣̠̯̐̎͊g̸͔̫̰̅͊͆ò̶̰d̵̮̣̼̐̑ ̶̗̖͑͂d̷͉̹͍͊̊̑o̴̥͐͂͝n̸̢͙͐t̸̝͒̓͜ ̶̰̑̃͘ĉ̴̟̟̈̀l̴̬͘i̶͈̗͌͠c̴̻̦̳̽̒̿ḵ̴͔̟́ ̵͇̏̂̉ì̷̯̦͇̈́t̷̨̞͆̑̽s̷̠̻̗͊̓͝ ̶̡̧̨̊a̸̞̲͇̍ ̴̨̡̚v̶̯̻̈́ḭ̸͕̈́͝r̶͖͔̱͝u̸̢̩̺̕͠s̴͍̋̋̇
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