2024-09-19 at 3:35 PM UTC
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guys
I can't wait to hear about how Polish Prison Protective Custody is when you get out.
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2024-09-19 at 2:52 PM UTC
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Looking 4 a shawty
How could I hate women since I came from a woman
got my name from a woman, got my game from aw oman
how could I take from our women and rape our woman
kafka keep ya head up
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I mean anyone using pagers in 2024 kind of deserves to die.
never watch an episode of ER or Gays Anatomy have you.
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Why plumping one's pillows makes all the difference to the pursuit of a restful night.
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Originally posted by Instigator
IF THEY DONT LIKE SHALOM
TURN THEY PAGER INTO A BOMB
ISRAEL ISRAEL.
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No. I like my dogs fresh, unmolested and not all fucked up from the last owner. They make better dogs because you can turn them into your preference really easily and eliminate any unwanted behaviors really young and show them a life of love and compassion without whatever horrors the last people put them through.
Same thing with adoption. I woudln't adopt anyone's kids either.
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2024-09-17 at 12:11 PM UTC
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Today is the day!
Originally posted by Instigator
I haven't woken up with a hangover for 11 or so months, I'm getting on well with ny parents and they're glad to see me "sober". I've got a great apartment.ive got a small friend now for the first time in years.
My country is going to shit but hey at least I'm not shitting in a toilet within 1 foot of my bed.
And you didnt even have to stab a dog to be sober
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ALSO GOOD MORNING FRIENDS
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2024-09-17 at 6:18 AM UTC
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You can fuck off
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2024-09-17 at 6:14 AM UTC
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You can fuck off
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Originally posted by Instigator
I thought you were a Yorkshireman?
Mancunian...but I live in USA now.
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If you've never shopped in Aldi then let me explain, you have to deposit 25 cents in the cart to use a cart. Many cheapskates don't do this (even though you get your quarter back) and carry their shit around the store.
Ok so when checking out these fools the checkout person has an empty cart next to them to put the twats purchases in as he scans them, then the cheap twat has to pick the stuff out of the cart and leave. It's been a pet peeve of mine that while this is going on the checkout person starts scanning my shit and also putting it in the same cart the poor person is still getting his stuff out of.
Yesterday I was in line with my cart and a nigger was in front of me when this occurred...nigger was going real slow collecting his shit out of the cart as cashier was putting my stuff in there also...(you just exchange your empty cart for the one the cashier had when he's scanned everyting).
Anyway...I was still loading up the conveyor belt and the nigger was pissing around getting his 6 items out of the cart and when he had them all he looked at me and mumbled something then gave a nervous laugh...I carried on with loading me shit on the belt and ignored him.
When I got to me car and was unloading my stuff I noticed the broccoli stuffed chicken tits were missing, I looked on the receipt and it was the first item scanned. I went back in the store and asked the cashier "What gives homeskillet"...he looked around and said "it isn't here, are you sure you don't have it".
TLDR...A NIGGER STOLE MY DINNER.
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Originally posted by Instigator
Explain whatever the fuck you're doin in six paragraphs please.
nonce hunting
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2024-09-12 at 2:03 AM UTC
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Help me with Biology!
I put my semen into chicken eggs adn then put them under my mattress last winter and someone thought it was witchcraft from someoen else and through them away but that is why biology is such a touchy subject for me now
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2024-09-10 at 10:32 PM UTC
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Fona's Cancer CT Scan
Originally posted by Fonaplats
He paid for your airline tickets to go on a once in a lifetime vacation only for you to stand him up and ruin everything.
The least you could do is pay him back for wasting money on trying to be nice to you.
Skank.
It was only £80 and a gift so I owe him nothing. Going to Greece isn't a once in a life vacation, I've been before and can go back whenever. He wasn't trying to be nice, he wanted me to stay in the same apartment as him and had ulterior motives, which were confirmed when you demanded him having a baby with me and talked about me wearing a sailor moon costume on the trip, he also overstepped by boundaries by taking a video of me right after I told him not to. I didn't stand him up, I gave him notice and he wasn't waiting at the airport or anything. I don't ruin anything by not being somewhere. You are a misogynist and need to keep that in check because it makes you a creep and I will never be sorry.
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You can hold this fat dick
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Originally posted by Warcry
Ask Bradley how many times that David dude fooled me and stole from me and gave me crappy amount of drugs.
Did he at least lick your ass lol
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Originally posted by Instigator
People in glass houses sink ships.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouse before you counted all your eggs, Buddy.
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Enigma
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[memorize my carmelite sway]
I'mma need you to ban everybody I don't like and if you don't I'mma take everybody that likes me and leave!!!
And I screenshot everything and send it to Casper
So ban everybody I don't like
Immediately!!!!
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