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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    o yea an i forgot i have narcan inside or i could've probably saved his life but you know in the moment, you don't think about that kinda stuff and i kinda locked up and got scared, so it took 10 minutes for narcan to show up
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  2. Don't tell me what to do.
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    u can take the same can and dice it, with onions, garlic and some sliced potatos and fry it, maybe add ina little teryaki/chinese sauce adn broccoli.
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    wow here's your opportunity to fuck a drunk teenager you just met and fuck her up with whatever you got coming out your penis. I'm sure she'll be very excited to wake up next to an old chubby convicted pedophile who got deporte

    Nice job, broski. You're so very much succeeding, time to post about it on the forums since you're still working in getting your 3 1/2 floppy into being a hard 4 inch CD.

    I hope she wakes up and her father kills you.
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  5. If your ever drinking you're lattay andt you can't suck it good, the blowhole might be plugged with coffee/milk residue

    Just close you're eyes and blow into the suckhole and it will clear the blowhole
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    FOr the love of money!~!~!~!~
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  7. A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    just say you're a trianglism and use hydroglyphs and that language is racist n shit
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    this paedophile has been disguising himself as a school

    please help us catch him, he really is a shit
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  9. A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    Dark Sophie, The Unzophisticated Zophist, Psycho Mantits reporting in. Snoopy molested me when I was a prepubescent child and filled me with the seed of religion which has now sprouted into the tree of life and death. Praise Ankhmah!
    β›©πŸ—β˜―π€ππŠπ‡β˜₯β›°πŸ•‰πŒπ€π‡β˜₯✑β˜₯
    Originally posted by ZK
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  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Beating your meat to words? I respect that. You get it.

    What kind of BDSM though, that's like… such a huuuuuuge category of behaviors.

    Ditto and I’d like to know the answer to this question as well. For research purposes.
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  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Beating your meat to words? I respect that. You get it.

    What kind of BDSM though, that's like... such a huuuuuuge category of behaviors.
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Yes, you're very much helping us provide high quality content with threads such as these.
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    he then went into a mental instituion for like 30 days, he put the livestream of him doing it on youtube lol
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I was thinking about putting some fake blood around my face, laying under an old blue tarp, and positioning myself next to the complex entrance, maybe in such a fashion that when you push the gate open, it bumps into me. Then I groan a little bit or something, we wait for my neighbors to come home and when lift up part of the tarp, the zombie looking and sounding version of me covered in fake blood is under it and yells "UGHRHRHRHR"

    Thoughts
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  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    This thread makes me want to drop a toaster into my bathtub
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  16. Rather than keep buying I made it myself this weekend.

    DELICIOUS.



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  17. CandyRein Black Hole


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    Like a moth to a flame..burnt by the fire πŸ”₯ πŸŽΆπŸ’
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  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    good movie here German called pingpong:
    https://exporntoons.net/watch/176505969_456239747
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  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Hey guys. Welcome to the 2023 edition of the NIS Horror Film Party thread. This is a blast from the past rooted in the Zoklet days when we'd get together and watch horror movies every Wednesday at 8 PM EST. We had lots of fun back then when we started doing this in 2013. Back then Michael Scott, FON and I were the ones organizing it but I think they vanished along with Zoklet. It's 2023 now and after speaking to Number313 we figured we could revive this tradition, ten years later. To start off, I decided for our first movie we're going to watch a classic Thai horror movie from 2004 called Shutter. It's got English subtitles and it's been almost a decade since I watched it. The next one will be decided by votes. I'll make sure to bump this thread an hour in advance before the movie starts as a reminder. The link to the movie will be posted down below. We're going to do one horror movie a week!

    https://cytu.be/r/Zoklet
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  20. Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
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