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Just had a lovely wank

  1. #1
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Bit of selve service never hurt anyone.
  2. #2
    Instigator Space Nigga
    It was some bdsm literotica

    Cause my phone won't let me access pornhub
  3. #3
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Wuu2?
  4. #4
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Beating your meat to words? I respect that. You get it.

    What kind of BDSM though, that's like... such a huuuuuuge category of behaviors.
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  5. #5
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Instigator Bit of selve service never hurt anyone.

    wats selve
  6. #6
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Beating your meat to words? I respect that. You get it.

    What kind of BDSM though, that's like… such a huuuuuuge category of behaviors.

    Ditto and I’d like to know the answer to this question as well. For research purposes.
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  7. #7
    Did you jerk off to Giant Tessa??
  8. #8
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Nothing that I'd want to share, you know just hurty words and dome stuff and all that....

    Yknow like humiliatrixxx stuff but in word form
  9. #9
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Originally posted by cigreting wats selve

    It's my autocorrect thinking of your dad.
  10. #10
    A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    I would share mine but the list is so long it would just be A-Z a lot of depraved smut terms

    just imagine that, there. I posted it without posting it, because you made the image in your minds eye, wireless spiritual force brainwave magic
    I also masturbate to that

    Originally posted by Ghost I knew a nigga that had a fetish for painted nails and i'm into some weird shit but this getting beyond bottom right. Wit until he gets real meth and not kiddie diet meth

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    A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    top left - MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING, good girl lesbian
    bottom left - Ze4th gender non binary with a penis that dates a tranny
    top right - based and brain warped degenerate men (top right gang)
    bottom right - sick fucks

    wariat straddles the right like he straddles dog dicks. I am firmly top right and straddle the line between creepy and "what the fuck"

    Middle is like, where most people are I think. ANything outside the middle and you are probably deranged in some way.
  12. #12
    A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    lol women with a penis is like the very middle most neutral fetish, makes sense actually but yeah, that is not even my top 10, I wish I could just be gay instead of going top right but look in the middle for girls with a penis, which I don't even have a "fetish" for... keeeep going right before the animal section.

    now hold me while I cry from my eyes and penis
  13. #13
    A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    woundfucking is kinda hawt tbh
  14. #14
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator It was some bdsm literotica
    w

    What does your search engine asst say when you type the letter A into it first?
  15. #15
    Ugly wanks are better and more satisfying.
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    A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    Originally posted by Pete Green What does your search engine asst say when you type the letter A into it first?

    Nigger
  17. #17
    I have "search suggestions" switched off...any married (or former married) man knows to disable that shit.
  18. #18
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I have "search suggestions" switched off…any married (or former married) man knows to disable that shit.

    but it takes longer to load your porn that way :(
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Pete Green but it takes longer to load your porn that way :(

    We call that "savoring the moment"
  20. #20
    A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    Originally posted by Pete Green but it takes longer to load your porn that way :(

    nonce porn you sick fuck you LOOK AT CHILDREN
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