clean your toilet thourhougly, you're gonna be hugging and kissing it when the slug eggs hatch
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
Here's what you do, dump all the eggs in your mouth and swallow them with a gulp of water. Drink a bunch until you feel like they got washed down into your stomach.
Then it feels like you just ate a bunch of plastic bottle caps they do not feel good in there, you can feel them rolling around inside you. If you lay on one side for too long they will dissolve on that side and you will have the weirdest internal cramps ever. You wanna keep moving, get up walk around or sit up even if it feels horrible and makes you more sick you MUST rotate the eggs.
If you don't rotate the eggs your gonna have a bad time.
Then you will feel them start to hatch and pop inside your tummy and the baby slugs will ooze out into your stomach acids (they thrive in acid) and this is where they take form.
They start crawling around your insides and devour anything for energy they desperately crave. Then the slugs mature and it's time for them to go out into the world and live their lives.
Usually they try to escape through your mouth but sometimes the slugs get a sick joy out of torturing assholes and raping your insides.
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He PMed me lol I'm not biting. This has to be a troll account or if it is a police investigation I'm not getting involved. I only know rumors that everyone knows and am not getting in the middle of this.
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Originally posted by Dirtbag
Why does this forum have celtic cross background?
Originally posted by Buff Billy
it's one of the grand mysteries of the TEMPLE OF THE SCREAMING ELECTRON along with the screaming electron and the temple itself
even the font of "TOTSE" remains a mystery. I trace the origins to the early 2000s before the "endless summer of kidiots"
something seems off about the newtotse logo. the "new" and".com" parts seem to be done by hand. I can tell the O is copied from the O in "totse" this must be the hand work of helladamtooth and it's very sloppy I must say like a cheap chinese knockoff. I don't think he knows the font either.
it's funny because I saw this on 4chan and capt it. kind of what dirtbag was asking
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