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  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Wondering if I should get hypnosis for agoraphobia. If it would work or if my sensory issues would still say no to the outdoors.

    I just remembered I have a reclusive uncle, maybe I should try visiting him. Him saying he's a recluse is a good excuse for me to check in on him.
  2. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Maybe not. Having a sudden desire to go outside could be torture when I have chronic fatigue.
  3. Does Hellwung really have the Big C?

    do you need a hug, bro? I hate that shit. it's taken too many of my family members and Gigis as well
  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    May 21, 2024 - Secure your bunker and make sure it's fully stocked with heavy artillery, because there is bound to be a battle, Virgo. Trust that you need to be fully prepared in order to enter the fight today, because you do. There are some battles that you actually like - the ones that get things rolling and produce results. It will soon become clear which type this is.
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  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Good excuse to sleep tomorrow
  6. Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Does Hellwung really have the Big C?

    do you need a hug, bro? I hate that shit. it's taken too many of my family members and Gigis as well

    his penis is quite large , can confirm
  7. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Somethings wrong with my fingers I just tried to open window and pain shot up through them and it still hurts
  8. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    If they are fucked then I won't have the fear of never being able to play violin again to stop me from doing something crazy
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You should rob just one bank to say you've been there.

    10 years in prison for 5 grand? Tara knows better than that.
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  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Why does this forum have celtic cross background?
  11. Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Why does this forum have celtic cross background?

    it's one of the grand mysteries of the TEMPLE OF THE SCREAMING ELECTRON along with the screaming electron and the temple itself



    even the font of "TOTSE" remains a mystery. I trace the origins to the early 2000s before the "endless summer of kidiots"



    something seems off about the newtotse logo. the "new" and".com" parts seem to be done by hand. I can tell the O is copied from the O in "totse" this must be the hand work of helladamtooth and it's very sloppy I must say like a cheap chinese knockoff. I don't think he knows the font either.
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    I just remembered I love this song from something I posted ….it reminded me of it

    I don’t know where the hell I heard this but song
    But ….😭


  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    You……remind me of ……..a haunted house….I once was in …..
    🎶❤️


    How you gone tell somebody that ?! 😭
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Now that’s stuck in my damn head …
  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Laughing at this bcus it's a pack of lies. I look younger than my age and a healthy lifestyle has nothing to do with it.

    https://medium.com/@mhiritarek/why-MOON PERSONs-look-younger-than-their-age-unraveling-the-secret-to-their-youthful-appearance-74c053e2c761
  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I look younger than my age


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  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Men really don't know women

    https://www.reddit.com/r/ask/comments/1cx1q2t/what_are_4_words_all_women_want_to_hear/
  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    This is all I can come up with, maybe bcus it has to be four words or it's 10am and I still haven't slept:

    Need a foot rub?
    I got us tickets
    I got us coke
    I made you something
    What do you think?
    I'll kill your enemies
    I will fix everything
    Want a bedtime story?
  19. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I'm thinking I'll never get rid of the knot in my right shoulder with my busted wrist. can't do some of my yoga/stretching compilation I created for myself.
  20. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Wondering if I should relearn Gaelic now that it's an endangered language. I find it a beautiful language and it would be sad if I had no desire to preserve my culture but it wouldn't actually benefit me now. It would take time away from learning other skills that will benefit me in life.
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